Art Sandusky

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: #1 Incandenza vs. #14 Black Lushus: Yep. If Inc goes down Lushus wins this. TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: #8 bob_barron vs. #3 Czech: It's still Bob Barron, man. Sorry. 'sides, you want this abomination to be the one you win? Sports Folder bracket: #1 alkeiper vs. #7 Vitamin X: Gots'ta go with mah boy. The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: #9 DrVenkman vs. #3 CanadianChris: Um, higher seed = better?

Really, is my username stepping on another member's wires? I know a girl whose last name is Glasscock. I'd be all up in it.

Regarding the "requirements for potent guns should be the same as potent automobiles," much like the weapons, high-performance models are usually pretty exclusive and many makers require buyers of certain models to complete driving courses, that is in the case of more mainstream high-end stuff like an M version of a BMW model. When it comes to super duper cars (Lambos, Paganis, Aston Martin, etc.), the companies are very picky about who gets to drive their product when there are cycles of 1,000 units or less. More powerful guns being regulated in a similar manner would be cool. Much like you can't stop someone from buying, say, a Camry and ramming it into a building at 100, it's difficult to cut down on irresponsible use of a gun that's common. Arguing over military-grade firearms is silly because there are so many lesser ones that are far easier to obtain.

Yes. Yes. No, yes. No. No. He isn't here anymore. See above. No.

Just do it, Marv.

TSM's weird like this. Threads/contests that manage to follow through on their promise until the wheels all fall off for some reason. Maybe it's a poor idea to do the tournament in this folder. Idea: The round of eight onward should be in GC. We can talk shit in here, but don't muddle up a thread that's meant to really be a poster survey since most of us try to explain why we vote the way we do. Putting it in GC also makes it marginally more of a real overall poster tournament instead of us rejects having all the say.

It's real, but looks like a late-90s computer-generated image.

Hey, Leena finally had that drink. Good.

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: #1 Incandenza vs. #12 chave: Messageboard-centric YouTube clips. Whatdafuck. #14 Black Lushus vs. #2 Agent of Oblivion: Tough. Okay, not really. Agent's the man. TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: #8 bob_barron vs. #5 CWM: Okay, legitimately tough. Coin flip. #3 Czech vs. #15 Special K: Czech's my boy, but these pissfits are annoying. Sports Folder bracket: #1 alkeiper vs. #4 Ripper: Sports Folder patriarch and cool guy > Cool guy who has beef with reeferfreaks. #3 Kingofthe909 vs. #7 Vitamin X: Yep. The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: #9 DrVenkman vs. #12 AndrewTS: I think Doc V. voted against me at some earlier point. #3 CanadianChris vs. #2 gary floyd: No Lovecraft, that Spongebob video is awful.

Yeah, we have slang dialects and structures, but "dog and bone" for a telephone? That's the kinda stuff I'm talking about.

I wonder why America didn't pick up on this whole elaborate slang thing.

How many times can you make the same post over and over again? Change your tampon and have a drink, and clean the rock (which was sand, but has become rock again due to intense metamorphic pressure) out of your snatch.

Agent can't lose. God I hate you all.

Appropriate. I jobbed to a guy who didn't even want to be in it. You've all let me down. Fuck everyone. Enough of the nice guy,

Aw yeah. Uninstall me sweet thang.

Leena's sadly right. You'd all be right if he'd never gotten injured at the end of his college days. Shame, because I really wanted to see how he'd do in the NFL.

I wonder what Leena considers a "normal mood." Really. Fun thought project: Have a cigarette and think about it, then return and post your conclusions. Hey, we need pictures of all the years. Now that we've been around so long (five years!), it'll be a neat way to see how people have come and gone and the place's mood has fluctuated.

I demand we keep the polls open. I'm pretty sure I'm losing, but come on. Think about me and Agent in the next round. Whaddya say, TSMerica. We will not let another person of Floridian stock ruin this.

Hey now, the Tar Baby wasn't meant to be a black kid. Uncle Remus stories rule, don't front.

A chocolate socket versus Hoff, in .gif form.

Okay, let's get it straight here. Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: #1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb: Yep. #12 Chave vs. #4 Banky: Banky's not a British poster. #14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz: I will NOT job to Nebraska. Better'n Kansas, but c'mon guys. #10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion: We must have an Agent/me Sweet 16 matchup. TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: #1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron: Bob Barron. #5 CWM vs. #4 Leena: He's my boy. Leena can never be my boy. Like, it's physically impossible. #3 Czech vs. #11 Smues: Okay, the new mod got his first round win. That's enough, 'specially if he votes against me. #7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K: Again, dicks who vote against me pay. Sports Folder bracket: #1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist: Again, I can't overstate how much of a resource this dude is. #12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper: I despise Atlanta, but like Ripper. #3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak: This was tough. Okay, not really. I heart MiB. #7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry: I didn't see LOTC starting this. He was too busy doing... ah, whatever stereotype he fills. The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: #16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman: Oh shit, a #16 is still alive. I gotta vote for the lowest seed possible. Take that as you will. #12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51: If he posts anything that makes me want to slap him within the next 24 hours, consider this vote null. #3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52: Why not. #7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd: HTQ tripped off me, but he's a good egg. Lovecraft gets the vote for hanging around these parts more, not that this would be considered a good thing. Toughest of the round, seriously.

Now guys, Lushus said he didn't want to be a part of this. Honor his request.

Cheney's the one you give the moustache. Bush gets strings that mysteriously appear at all of his joints.

Yeah, I don't know how that happened, I meant to send that to Czechers. Why would I talk to Inc online? Whattaloser.