Art Sandusky

So when was this magical age when every single album, film, and television show produced was sparkling good? The "good old days" are the old days because they sucked ass for the most part, or else they'd still be called "today."

Yeah, I seriously doubt any WWE employees are allowed to publicly comment on it just yet, or probably for the next month. I'd rather they not talk than tow some company line and defend it.

Man, this has no place in the WWE folder, but damned if it isn't great. Phineas and Barnaby Bashingham 0wn my face, as do "Handsome" Cain Calloway and "Calloused" Cal Calloway.

Team Kotzenjunge members don't post emoticons, and NEVER post the DJ Jeff Memorial Emoticon.

Happy 9th birthday!

Yeah, and the format is muffed up. Max talking to one dude (unless the one dude is Woody Paige) is far from enthralling TV.

Defense Wins Championships is a statement most used in football, but it's true in any sport. Last night was the equivalent of a great defensive team getting a touchdown scored on them. It's faaaaaar from over. I expected Detroit to win Game 1, and the true test would be Game 2 after Phil Jackson had seen them up close and could pick them apart to see what made them tick. Game 2 came and went, and at best the Lakers are playing almost as well as Detroit. Jackson still doesn't have all the answers, but after Game 3 he damn sure will. Detroit wins Game 3, but that's when the series gets REALLY interesting. And for the record, anything I've read or seen on TV said that no one from the East had a chance against the Lakers and the East's only chance was if Minnesota had advanced instead.

So yeah, like I said, Team Kotzenjunge wins Day 1.

I still associate Max with ATH. Damn Fox Sports...

You said you were leaving, yet you're still in the thread. Have problems letting go, Gheyme? EDIT: I declare Day 1 of Gang Wars a victory for Team Kotzenjunge, with Teams Zack Malibu and FrigidSoul in a draw for second (although distant), and Team ChokenSault an extremely distant third.

"Prisoner" is one of my favorite songs ever, surprised it didn't do better when it came out. I'd totally go see them alone, but with the ma'fuckin' Roots? Shiiiiiiit. I might actually drive for that one.

All considered, I'd say not having Live capability takes about 75% of the gameplay enjoyment, so it really is a demo if you look at it that way.

Living isn't HeHateMe's strong suit.

Putting Eddie over Undertaker clean would probably erase all the damage done by the Bradshaw program and make Smackdown's champion look on equal footing with Raw's champion for the first time in months. I'll actually advocate that idea. ... unfortunately, it'd end up with Vince getting talked into Undertaker getting "one last run" and... yeeeeeah. EDIT: Quite frankly, given the current state of Smackdown, I'm afraid to see Eddie lose the title to anyone. He'd probably get stuck with Mordecai or something.

You're in HD, playa. That puts you on Team Kotzenjunge's turf. We 0wn this bitch, which makes all our business your business the moment you open dat yap and start talkin' shit. You and your little pussy-ass crew, lead by a pair of men, one of which is a fronter with a capital F, and a man who obsesses over some pansy that wears tights. So you try to step to us with some weak Pepto-Bismol shit, but we ain't havin' dat. I oughta kick your ass until you can't speak right for even THINKING about trying to bring some lame crap to the table, but it looks like yo mama already dropped you on your head enough times to guarantee that. Just backdafuckup with callin' people cherries and shit, 'cause that shit don't fly on Team Kotzenjunge's HD streets. That's hard-to-the-core discussion up in yo' area.

Did you just call Spiny a cherry? What the fuck does that mean? You gonna bust his head like a hymen with a pinprick from your little dick? Shit, I'd skullfuck a goddamn Lincoln Tunnel through your ma'fuckin' dome.

Don't get X-Box Music Mixer, if that's what it's referring to. A total waste of $30. I got a microphone and essentially a karaoke disc. I was looking forward to making phat-up techno mixes to race or fight to, but noooooooo...

Maybe I like DOAX because I don't take gaming particularly seriously. I don't care how "ridiculous" the intro is, because it looks good and the tune played during it is extremely catchy. A very happy-summer-day song. I also liked seeing the videos from the other DOA games, such as the ultra cool DOA3 alternate video that shows Christie (my favorite character of the series) actually doing assassin stuff. It's not ball-busting difficulty or super deep plot-wise, but it's still a good entertaining game for your money, which, by now, should be paying for a pretty cheap used copy.

Didn't almost the same exact thing happen last week?Oh how I hate shows that don't end with a match No, Undertaker dropping to a knee is his way of saying he'll obey you or as an affirmative. You can tell because Heyman held up the urn, as Paul Bearer would do. London as a crowd heat sustainer from now on sounds like a perfectly fine role to me. He gets paid, gets to perform, the crowds are kept hot by the spots, it's all perfect so long as it isn't him getting squashed, as him and Mordecai undoubtedly was.

At least it wasn't named C4 and its EXPLOSIVE TASTE~ used as a selling point.

Yup, this was the best QnD report I've ever seen. Just get those pictures to all work and this'll be perfect.

Nah, iB will be back, he's like a cockroach or a twinkie. He'll survive the board getting nuked.

Oh, you can and will be. In fact, I'm owning you as I type this. Own own own.

Yes Gheyme, you heard right.