Art Sandusky

You need to get laid, man. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME, JONATHAN. (screams in frustration)

Such Classic potential... (watches the thread go down in flames and turn into every other thread in the folder right now) Man, I'm turning into Banky or something now, I miss all the anger that used to be in here.

FERTIG WASN'T FUNNY. Jesus, get over it everyone. And I didn't get anything from you people either. Bah.

Okay, this thread had potential as a classic (I still look at that AIM conversation and die laughing, then I die again reading people mocking SKBF's writing), but you're just bringing it down. In other words: KEEP THE FORNICATING OUT OF MY THREADS!

What was B-2's catchphrase again? I remember loving it, but it escapes me at the moment. Wasn't it just saying "Word" or something after Cena's rap?

I think that if Dames didn't look so startled in that avatar, he'd look like a badass.

I think that this was put in Hardcore Discussion rather than Site Feedback speaks volumes about the complaintant.

I started getting nervous about my Texas pick last night as I saw commercials for the Holiday Bowl. Great, they're going to fuck it up.

As a Tennessee fan, I'm conditioned to burn the ground that Spurrier walks on, so... Get the fuck off of my TV forever, Spurrier. Don't let the door hit you on your visor-wearin' ass on the way out. Go Vols.

I think I have a ghetto booty.

Man, how did I miss this thread? I'm BEGGING for Packers and Cowboys victories so we can have a Cowboys/Packers NFC title game in Green Bay, and have it be completely freezing so we can have Ice Bowl II. I was pretty deflated when I saw that wouldn't be a wild card round matchup.

That's more like it. Tomorrow's a pretty big day next to New Years Day itself.

I thought those were brass knuckles or something too.

CC and I's child will also abstain from such post-whoring threads when the young Spoon is able to use the internet.

Man, I'd give Inc a birthday phone call and pose as one of those old WWF birthay calls, but I lost his number long ago.

Go LSU and the Pack in their respective title games.

.... the hell? (sees sort of poetic post followed by sudden anger) OJ Hart = Prince Paul?

I just saw it actually, then came online to read the reviews and then came here to the thread. I figured I'd see some kind of thread about the rating. I think it's a tad overrated myself, but not by too much. I was seriously enjoying this whole match, and I actually stood up and said "holy shit!" when Michaels "won" without even realizing it. The crowd was hot, they gave it a lot of time to develop, and neither man was particularly weakened by the ending (although the case can be made that Michaels really doesn't need protecting, the World Champion of the company certainly needs to be kept strong). I was thinking ***3/4 or so, nah, ****, because the only thing I saw wrong with it were the two referee bumps (only one with Bischoff taking over afterward would have had the same effect) and, as I remarked to myself while watching it, "this is awfully punchy-punchy." They can easily go out there and put a better one on at the Rumble, just going clean all the way through, having a definitive winner, and with HHH selling that leg a bit more (I was delighted to see Shawn noticing his sudden ginger steps and capitalizing on the injury) with the super-long submission coming later in the match so as to help aid in that. Just shuffle the parts of the match around, keep it clean and the ref upright, and less punch-offs, and then you've got your ****3/4.

Whoa folks, keep the foreign languages away from the baby. He might get confused. CC and I don't plan on teaching him his first language (German) until he's four.

Why yes Agnes, I'll sign for you to return to using the Angle-Plex name.

What, those parents never curse in front of or at their children?

Game of the Week is at 4 tomorrow, yo. It's all about Broncos/Packers.

Sheesh, IM me if you want it that bad.

Hells yeah dude, girls dig the guy that can dance. I learned this recently after I started coming out of my shell when I'd go out on the weekends. Seriously, just don't look like a completely rhythmless goof and they'll approach you. No confidence necessary except what you need to get on the floor. And even if no girls approach you, dancing still rules and can be extremely theraputic (if you freak it like I do). You might be sore as fuck the next day (like me after a four hour dance-off against the other freaks), but you'll have to say "god-DAMN I had a good time."

She IMed me this afternoon while I was at work. Yup, she's a CHEATER~, Zachary. And get on AIM or something, I've gotta tell you about my FUCKING AWESOME night. It's in the same vein as the previous British Stunt.