Art Sandusky

See any bull here? Nope, ABOBO is straight and to the point. Cry, ABOBO. Cry.

Are you telling me you don't find anything amusing about ABOBO being kept at bay with a French tickler? If you are, then you're lying! ABOBO, yes. French Tickler, no. ABOBO should be kept pure and above such intrigues.

"Due to some untimely accidents, plane crashes, power outages, and paper shredder incidents, I'm forced to laud myself with each and every award to be given out, and use my HOST POWERS~ to create several more awards I feel I deserved despite them not existing for some shortsighted reason."

Something about this thread I noticed: Presence of Pussy = Entertaining. Bunch of Pussies Talking About Being Nerds= Not entertaining. Bring back the pussy. (this has been a Public Service Announcement)

I still can't find any of her albums around here.

Oh, they fucking rock Zack's mixes TO THE GROUND. He can't step to my shit. I see, they sound pretty fucking awesome. So what's on your mixes? Ehh, just about anything I want to put on them. I can mix any genres together into a zesty, continuous brew. He's right, his Mixaroonies are the best. I almost got nailed at work for listening to them too loudly. Even "Mr. Popular" likes them. BOOYAH!

I've already got it.

Oh, they fucking rock Zack's mixes TO THE GROUND. He can't step to my shit. I see, they sound pretty fucking awesome. So what's on your mixes? Ehh, just about anything I want to put on them. I can mix any genres together into a zesty, continuous brew.

Oh, they fucking rock Zack's mixes TO THE GROUND. He can't step to my shit.

Something I noticed about that big-balled picture... Where's his dick?

Okay, this has been The Zack Malibu Show for too long. I'm up in this piece now.

From Stan The Caddy.com: Festivus is December 23rd! 1. "Get the pole out of the crawl space". Or go out and buy one. Remember, it should be aluminum, due to the "very high strength-to-weight ratio". Remember, "it requires no decoration". Tinsel is "distracting". 2. "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." "At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year." 3. After dinner, it is time for the "Feats of Strength". Remember, Festivus is not over until someone is pinned. It's that simple. No buying gifts, all you need is a pole. No excuses. After all, it's a "Festivus for the rest of us!". Have you started your list of grievances yet?" Everyone air their grievances and pin others in this thread.

The Jackass commentary track with Bam, Ryan, Steve-O, and four other dudes rules. The How High commentary is great, with Meth telling Red shit like "listen to that fake-ass cough" and the revelation that they had no idea how the movie was going to end even as they were filming it. Kung Pow's audio tracks rule, since there's about four different ones (normal, director commentary, real Chinese dialogue, book on tape version).

YES! YES! YESSSSSSS! (is SO there)

WILL Patrick go 4 for 4? FIND OUT!

Isn't that a kids' network? Wasn't the Weird Science show a tad racy? I don't care either way, I just want the girl from that show.

"Pissy, you got some 'splainin to do!" "AW BLUEY! I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW!" CC and I aren't official... yet. What the fuck are you doing up so late, Zack? Odd to see you on the board at this hour.

I'd better get some kind of appearance at this thing. It had better not be as part of some lame-ass "OMG GLOWSTICKZ N RAVEZ MEAN U LIKE BUTTSEX WITH DUDEZ" joke.

(changes it back) I like this one better. It'd be pretty neat if it was the same guy. I doubt a lot of Mike Prysners are around.

Each season I've been in the top 5 in total offense and defense. Maybe that helped me.

(changes avatar)

Surely you'll like some of the delightful Techno and Pop I'm going to send you over AIM. That stuff does wonders to keep you company.

(arrives back) Patrick "Three Legs" Spoon is back. And I'm not a goddamn poser, whoever said that (I lost it in the sea of quoted posts this thread has been). We have another female? From New York? (pages Dames)

Had to repost a classic before I went.

Well, we do have JSYK. You two can try with him if you like. I'll let JSYK get a few attempts at being better than me (yeah right) before I get back later from my father's house (PACKERS/RAIDERS, BAYBEE). He'll fail miserably, but it's good to let the wee ones take a shot.