Art Sandusky

I'd give the ME slot to Team Austin/Team Bischoff, but they'll probably give it to Vince/Undertaker, yeah.

All I know is that I saw a GMC Envoy running a medieval dude down in the road in one of the previews. This could be the comedy smash hit of the year.

(paraphrased from "The Summer of George" episode) Kramer: Well, I- I Ms. McMahon I do need to talk to you about a little problem regarding, eh, your company... [Linda kicks a chair out of her way.] Linda: What kind of problem? Kramer: Well, it seems that due to the vagaries of the production parameters of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks... Linda: Out with it! Kramer: Well, your show blew because you don't book things most fans want to see and your son hogs airtime and we can't stand your husband on TV all the time and I've gotta go... [Kramer runs out, but Linda grabs him from the back]

He gave me the Steiner Splat, I'm eternally grateful.

Mike Mooneyham, our local wrestling columnist who actually DOES know what he's talking about, said it'd be either Kane or Stephanie helping Vince out. He noted the extreme lack of logic in having Stephanie help Vince, but he said that logic hasn't bothered WWE recently, so it wouldn't be a problem. And I'm calling the end of the Kane/Shane match: The loser will crash through the roof of the ambulance.

Same here, and MAN this Redskins/Panthers game is UGLY.

Miami against the SEC champ, unless the SEC champ ends up being Tennessee. It's still possible, and that would REALLY mess things up. Being the SEC partisan that I am, I want Ohio State and USC to get knocked off (I know Ohio State will be next week at least) so LSU can play for the national title, assuming they'd win out the rest of their games, but considering they have to play at Ole Miss AND they'd be playing Tennessee/Florida/Georgia in the SEC title game... Goddamn I love the SEC. Once again, toughest fuckin' conference in the nation. Nothing is assured, even VANDERBILT can come out of nowhere and go medieval on Kentucky.

Around here, people were kissing the feet of the Humanitarian Bowl committee in 2001 because no one else would take Clemson.

You know, it sounds weird, but I have a hard time imagining that some of the people on here even have parents. The funny part of all of this is that I STILL~ don't give two shits about whoever these people are.

So we get Texas against Florida State in the Fiesta Bowl, since they'll avoid sending Miami out west and they don't want a repeat game with FSU?

I've actually warmed up to the sig now. Damn Mere Exposure Effect... If I could only find a picture of Pee Wee dancing at the biker bar now, my sig would be SET.

Man, even if I were Oklahoma, I would NOT want to play in Morgantown this season. West Virginia is just fucking Pittsburgh UP.

I don't think you're a bad poster.......why would you be. Because you lose OMG~! Logic!!! I think it's just because you have a strong opinion and you aren't afraid to tell it unfortunately it steps on toes. You're like Mini-Anglesault. So he repeats the same one point over and over again until people just get tired of talking to him? What's funny is that Anglesault is usually right...just everyone dislikes the way he presents his opinion so much that they discount it. No, I've seen quite a few times where someone will present some nice, rational, calmly-explained evidence against his stance and he'll just REPEAT THE SAME POINT, USING CAPITAL LETTERS AS I DO RIGHT NOW. DOESN'T THIS SCREAM AUTHORITY? And finally, when someone tells him exactly what he's doing and how flawed it is, he clams up and never responds to that person again. He also talks like SK-Lite, finding homoerotic undertones in everything. Remember when he called Thundersticks at Angels' games at the World Series last year big red dildoes?

Was I the only dude who imagined a baseball scout's hair turning blonde and making the bar explode?

It's subjective, he needs no reasons.

Didn't Tech beat Texas last year, or am I thinking of someone else huge they beat? Either way, after FSU/NC State is over, I'm switching over to UT/TTU.

I don't think you're a bad poster.......why would you be. Because you lose OMG~! Logic!!! I think it's just because you have a strong opinion and you aren't afraid to tell it unfortunately it steps on toes. You're like Mini-Anglesault. So he repeats the same one point over and over again until people just get tired of talking to him?

I didn't get to see the Ohio State/Purdue game, my local ABC station took the FSU/NC State game, which I have no complaints about. Phillip Rivers is absolutely amazing. Oh, and I'll rock the Bowl Pick'em. Be'lee dat.

Fuck fuck fuck. Everything's going down in flames now. Ohio State with the huge turnover, Auburn's final shot where they appeared to have some offensive life is shut down, and K-State is making creamed corn. Ugh. Go Alabama, I guess?

Okay, Auburn WANTS to lose. They just refuse to convert a third down (haven't done it yet), and then a STUPID hit on a punt return when the guy clearly called fair catch. So I'll get two wrong, with Auburn and Nebraska losing. I'm still right everywhere else.

I think they didn't beat the spread on purpose, to be honest. And Auburn misses a pretty easy field goal. That defense should go on the sidelines and threaten the offense with severe beatings if they don't do something to help their defense out.

I get Pearl Harbor Day for my birthday every year. How do you think I feel? Would you believe that my family was hoping I'd hold off on being born for a few more hours so I would end up being a Pearl Harbor baby? God I have a weird family...

I agree, especially if the kid gets the talent of the two.

VT's close win doesn't bother me, I'm still right on all my picks today so far... Now if only Auburn would get something going.

Auburn's offense needs to get SOMETHING going. Their defense is faltering now that they see the offense can't do a thing so far. Thankless jobs are only executed for so long.