Art Sandusky

Should Florida win tonight, the only differing pick I got wrong was Tennessee. CRUEL IRONY

Florida 20, Ohio State 14. This will be the most boring title game ever. Both defenses are simply too nasty.

If I were him, I'd do my damndest to keep from declaring until Matt Millen was gone.

Epic-wise, it's "Classic Battle." The other favorite is "Cossack's Charge."

I think the second article was an attempt to imitate (for some godawful reason) the sort of humor you'd see on VH1.

I never said he was a loser. That was just way more of a response than anyone would expect.

Yikes.

And they always get so defensive whenever someone has the gall to go "hey, I think the extent of knowledge you have about this is weird."

The point was that I completely forgot the direction this thread took but you still came back days later to continue the argument. Listen "hoss," someone with a life who doesn't obsessively argue is not what I see here.

It doesn't make me pull for them, but people can at least appreciate that these Saints were practicing in parking lots in the earlier games of last season. Anyone who complains about such a remarkable story that bridges the sports/real life gap is cracked. No one's bitching about their attempts to get you to root for them, but rather that it's something that's brought up whenever talk about the team on mainstream media outlets arises.

The No Holds Barred/Hardcore Discussion/No Holds Barred/Chocolate Socket folder comes full circle.

Eli should go play backup for Brett next year with the understanding that he takes over in 2008.

No one is. You can disagree with an "(x) sucks" argument and not defend whatever supposedly sucks.

So God poorly constructed those levees? You can't deny a pissed-off hurricane, and those levees weren't about to either.

That comes completely out of left field. Incredible. The story behind it is probably going to be shocking/disturbing somehow.

Right, and he ran up and stopped very awkwardly at the ball once he realized Romo had bobbled the snap. Also, Romo fumbled the ball trying to put it down on the ground, which is something I wouldn't think you'd see on a fake. If that's a fake run, then that's the most poorly designed fake run of all time. Also, it's a bit of a stretch to presume that Parcells stakes his playoff life on a fake FG run, especially when he can take the "guaranteed" three points and the lead with a minute left in the ballgame. Hey, it was only a momentary thought. Replays showed differently after that.

Thank you so much. I love the WWE fixation with forklifts for a couple years there.

b00bs

This would be a parody post today.

Truth be told, the New Orleans backlash upsets me more. Act of God > Terrorist Attack in terms of what it can do to a city.

He is the kicker.

People hating on stories about the Saints are fucking assholes. I wonder if the same attitude was there in 2001 with New York teams.

I thought it might have been a bobbled fake run, myself. Giving an offense like Seattle the ball back with a minute left and them only needing a field goal is a little dangerous.

Man. Fuckin' Dallas hits right back.

Go Seattle. EDIT: Agent must be completely plastered by now.