Art Sandusky

How is the city of New York going to fix either of those problems by itself?

He never walked up to the guy and said that (like smokers even say things like "dude, I had this great dime bag last night" in the first place), it's more of a "if you're doing your job well we don't care" statement on the part of the manager. Unless you work for a company that does weekly drug tests or something like that, it's probably the unspoken policy everywhere. And also, would you be more accepting of an alcoholic simply because it's legal?

What the fuck. It'd be one thing to leave while saying "I don't want to talk about it" in the meantime, but don't say you're not going anywhere.

At least RVD made the cover. More shocking than the inclusion of Randy Orton is Jeff Hardy.

Ian Johnson too, don't forget him.

Brady Quinn has reportedly expressed desire to play for Cleveland when he enters the NFL. Good for them, they could use a marketable quarterback with more than journeyman ability.

My guess is that Ford's got bigger fish to fry. He's been hammered for spending too much time with the Lions (like it shows) and not enough minding the auto business.

I fell asleep for about 9/10ths of this game. Come on Wake, let's have a miracle here.

Yes, he means Georgia over Virginia Tech.

I hope "(name) is really competitive!" becomes a euphemism for sucking.

Rex Grossman's execution.

Remember where you are, and remember that you're asking people about situations in which they have girlfriends.

$250 an hour on New Year's Eve? That's not bad.

Bill Watts' shoot could be played today on Raw and be just as valid.

Slayer's right. It's the fuckin' NFL. If your defense can't stop the other team or your special teams give up a big return on the opening kickoff, you lose. It's a good format for a no-excuses league that has its highest level of play ever right now.

Dude, Canada's right there. Just get off your duff and make it happen.

And it's still better than poker.

I hope Clinton Portis returns to form next year. Dude's too much fun to not be on the scene somehow.

As soon as Knight started sniffing the record they did a complete 180 on him. The official line is that he's got a bad temper but is a demigod now.

Like how Arkansas beat Wisco? Or how Tennessee beat unranked Penn St? Besides the Big East, has any conference gone undefeated this bowl season so far? I could bring up Minnesota choking away a 31 point second half lead or Purdue accomplishing jack-all against the unstoppable force of the Maryland Terrapins or Michigan making anyone who wanted them in the title game hide their faces, but that'd be ludicrous. I mean, Wisconsin beat Arkansas by three and Penn State was more than happy to help Tennessee beat itself. Surely a triad of competitive losses (Alabama went down on a last-second field goal) is more humiliating for a conference than a triad of losses that made you wonder what the teams were doing there in the first place. That statement doesn't include Michigan, since they deserved a trip to the Rose Bowl even if they blew the national good will towards them.

Networks can accomodate extra innings and overtime in other sports. Don't forget that NASCAR races are far from consistent in their length too.

Like you didn't take everyone's breath away at the cotillion later. When we were younger I'd understand the constant need to feel superior. Now it's bordering unhealthy fixation.

I'd seen that mentioned a few times here and it was indeed at the bookstore. It'll probably be the next thing I pick up.

I'd bone Byron if it wasn't really a dude named Byron and was instead some rail-thin scenewhore.