Art Sandusky

I'm on a hunger strike until dubQ accepts me.

Actually, I prefer fuhQ. EDIT: Or fahQ if you're a fan of D'n'C. The first one hit me where the black arrow is pointing. The second, which has a bit of extra attitude, is represented by the red arrow. Such a sourpuss at the slightest insult.

Given the interview's setup, of course it went well. At least WWE smartened up when it was dealing with a real, honest-to-goodness celebrity.

I only lash out at others because of my rampant jealousy of Clique A understudies.

You could, I dunno, not let them in.

I think he prefers "craP."

So new Secretary Gates had breakfast with 15 everyday soldiers today in Iraq, who told him what they needed were reinforcements. Given the photo-op nature of this administration I have to wonder if they cherry-picked 'em. I wouldn't normally be so suspicious, but given that the White House admitted the "Secretary Rumsfeld, why don't we have any armor or proper supplies" Q&A episode was due to not screening the questions thoroughly enough I have to be leery whenever the soldiers on the ground magically agree with the most stubborn course of action.

Let's be honest, Vince would have wanted that kind of format eventually whether Russo was there or not.

I'm curious if anyone has the Samoa Joe/Super Dragon match. I've only been able to find highlight videos on YouTube and other like-minded sites, and it's a matchup I'd fuckin' love to see.

the requirement stated was "funny" man. BUT DUDE THE SUPERFINGER RULES

The Phillip Rivers selection was a little puzzling, but (and maybe it's the Packer fan in me) Donald Driver wasn't. Dude's been the consistent target that Favre needed to ward off the retirement rumblings and put up some stellar numbers in the process. Steve Smith's selection is most baffling.

Hells yes, those exercise shows ruled. I don't say that for the boner factor, but because it's at least encouraging people to get off their asses instead of SportsCenter all morning. I couldn't watch that Desmond Howard clip, it was too painful.

Isn't Seattle missing one or two of their starting offensive linemen from last year?

Anything can happen at forums.thesmartmarks.com! Truly un-be-lieveable!

Like Savage really jumped to WCW at his peak. Luger's peak was before he even showed up in the WWF in the first place.

I do. Spewing hatred isn't religion.

Ebert had the best line: "Protestants, for those who kinda want a religion."

1.5 was the rating for last night's show, which was live this week. Ouch. EDIT: I coulda sworn no one posted that before me.

Oh, Steve! (gushes) So is Paul getting banned or what.

So WWE is booking DX differently in response to the VKM bits. I know the official line is that WWE isn't concerned about TNA, but this kind of reactionary booking says otherwise. "TNA" chants at live events probably woke 'em up.

I'm fuckin' HYPED to see this. I haven't been this excited since Episode III. Like I posted earlier in this thread, it's got the red-blooded male part of me super excited.

I still need a hug. Come on Mole, let's start the healing process. I would hug Mike, but he seems cold and distant.

When I was 10, I actually requested that "Santa" start wrapping my presents. I wanted more suspense as I got older and didn't have as many concrete ideas on what I wanted for Christmas. Yes, I was aware of the Santa thing at the time, that's what made me do it. I didn't want my mother to spend money and then not make it look pretty too.

Hey, Nightwish made the "Epic Maneuver" music. I feel bad for downloading the whole track now. I have no idea what's going on. If Paul was part owner of the site as well, why bid on modship? Am I being worked? I need a hug.

TBS - Big XII and Pac-10. ESPN (and thus ABC) - ACC, SEC, Big Ten, Big East, Big XII, Pac-10. CBS - SEC's best game each week and Army/Navy. I didn't realize until typing that out that ESPN/ABC has rights to all of the BCS conferences.