Art Sandusky

What's with the different shade of green in parts of New York state? Are they magically exempted from the retarded 4:15pm TV rule?

Hey Paul, good buddy good pal! What's shakin'?

I'm glad someone cares enough to remind me to take personal inventory and reconsider my actions towards others.

You know this is leading to the first Impact after Final Resolution being "a very special Impact" with Runt being surprised by an intervention.

I saw Woody Paige at the Atlanta airport the morning after the SEC Championship game. He was on a plane to Denver instead of New York, and I wondered what was up. Only after I got home did I find out he'd left the show. I would have said something to him as he was leaning against a wall near the gate all by himself, but he looked really grumpy that morning. He's kind of a big guy.

You wouldn't believe how easy it gets to use that shorthand typing after a few minutes. No wonder a lot of people don't bother with actual sentences and words. Yeah. Credit Czech for finding me a good 'un.

I'd direct you to a kung fu movie I saw that had invincible gorilla martial artists at the request of the ruling prince, but I can't remember the name of it.

It's increasingly difficult to picture these shows using only spoilers. There's just so much going on, and having Angle monkey around in every storyline during this "rampage" makes it even more confusing.

I already did. I'm huge in Armenia.

Someone should change "netslob" to "Old Yeller" and then ban him.

Credit: WO.com

Wrestlecrap mentioned thesmarks.com once, and I ended up registering right after the yellow board switch. A thread asking if Vonnegut should get the Nobel before he died was my only contribution at the time. I registered at the current incarnation right after watching Wrestlemania XVIII. I was funnier when I was 18, 19.

I'm sorry, dh86. I was bored and you showed up.

Hey, I might be able to make it to Backlash. Why go to Wrestlemania when you can go to the show filled with its rematches for less?

After all the DRAWMUH~ lately, this opportunity fell into my lap: dh862003 (12:57:31 AM): hey Kyliejunge (12:55:49 AM): Howdy. dh862003 (12:58:06 AM): whats up? Kyliejunge (12:56:07 AM): Not a lot. dh862003 (12:58:51 AM): saw u from the smart marks message board....i bash u alot and vice versa so i may as well talk to u dh862003 (12:58:52 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:56:58 AM): do i bash u dh862003 (12:59:08 AM): oh yes Kyliejunge (12:57:08 AM): who is this dh862003 (12:59:15 AM): dh86 Kyliejunge (12:57:57 AM): fo real?? dh862003 (1:00:06 AM): yes dh862003 (1:00:15 AM): cant u tell from my screename here? dh862003 (1:00:16 AM): lol Kyliejunge (12:58:27 AM): theres more numbers lol dh862003 (1:00:39 AM): yeah Kyliejunge (12:58:54 AM): so whuts good dh862003 (1:01:11 AM): playing madden dh862003 (1:01:12 AM): u Kyliejunge (12:59:23 AM): mixin music dh862003 (1:02:12 AM): where are u from? Kyliejunge (1:00:56 AM): tha 843, C.H.S., chucktown south cackalacka dh862003 (1:03:06 AM): lol dh862003 (1:03:18 AM): that explains alot Kyliejunge (1:01:45 AM): if ur still goign on bout that clemson thing im gonna pop u dh862003 (1:04:09 AM): (ducks) dh862003 (1:04:25 AM): so u are a lady right? Kyliejunge (1:03:54 AM): why u askin Kyliejunge (1:04:10 AM): its not like ur dick is 900 miles long dh862003 (1:06:27 AM): its close enough Kyliejunge (1:04:37 AM): o rly? dh862003 (1:06:52 AM): yeah Kyliejunge (1:05:08 AM): cum on be real Kyliejunge (1:05:38 AM): its only like 450 miles am i rite Kyliejunge (1:06:08 AM): u got a pic dh862003 (1:08:23 AM): lol dh862003 (1:08:33 AM): u never answered if u were a lady Kyliejunge (1:06:49 AM): y would a dude talk about dicks dh862003 (1:09:01 AM): never know dh862003 (1:09:03 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:07:01 AM): unless theyre from sf dh862003 (1:09:15 AM): or atlanta Kyliejunge (1:07:20 AM): atl sux Kyliejunge (1:07:57 AM): dont go there Kyliejunge (1:08:07 AM): specially during rush hour Kyliejunge (1:08:34 AM): u got facebook dh862003 (1:10:44 AM): yeah dh862003 (1:10:50 AM): http://myspace-300.vo.llnwd.net/00098/00/3...0_l.jpgdh862003 (1:10:55 AM): thats me Kyliejunge (1:09:23 AM): well heres me dont freak out Kyliejunge (1:09:32 AM): http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v45/204/6/69...100191_3410.jpg dh862003 (1:11:52 AM): y would i freak out Kyliejunge (1:10:01 AM): cuz i got a kid n all dh862003 (1:12:08 AM): lol dh862003 (1:12:10 AM): its alright Kyliejunge (1:10:08 AM): thats how i spend so much time on the net dh862003 (1:12:58 AM): thats good dh862003 (1:13:05 AM): u look tall Kyliejunge (1:11:15 AM): 5 9 Kyliejunge (1:11:22 AM): not leena but close Kyliejunge (1:11:32 AM): shit not really close at all dh862003 (1:13:42 AM): lol dh862003 (1:13:57 AM): shes my favorite racist on the board Kyliejunge (1:12:16 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:12:41 AM): so y r u playing madden and not going out dh862003 (1:14:58 AM): its a monday night Kyliejunge (1:13:01 AM): doesnt stop us down here Kyliejunge (1:13:05 AM): or is it too cold there dh862003 (1:15:13 AM): lol dh862003 (1:15:18 AM): its 25 degrees Kyliejunge (1:13:55 AM): i went to the store in jeans and a tshirt its like 60 (disconnected for a moment) Kyliejunge (1:15:00 AM): opps stupid internet dh862003 (1:17:18 AM): its cool dh862003 (1:17:27 AM): so y do u hate michigan? Kyliejunge (1:15:28 AM): i dont! dh862003 (1:17:37 AM): lol dh862003 (1:17:38 AM): right Kyliejunge (1:16:01 AM): last time my team played um we trashed em 45-17 so its all good dh862003 (1:18:16 AM): what year was this? Kyliejunge (1:16:21 AM): 02 citrus bowl dh862003 (1:18:34 AM): what year is coming in 10 days? Kyliejunge (1:16:50 AM): lemme think Kyliejunge (1:16:52 AM): hmm Kyliejunge (1:16:53 AM): gee Kyliejunge (1:17:00 AM): 200...7 dh862003 (1:19:08 AM): thanks baby Kyliejunge (1:17:13 AM): yea! dh862003 (1:19:33 AM): tennessee still mad over peyton not winning the heisman Kyliejunge (1:17:37 AM): we cant stand him Kyliejunge (1:17:47 AM): we dont like golden boys Kyliejunge (1:18:01 AM): he wuz moer upset than us dh862003 (1:20:22 AM): thats y he got a street named after him dh862003 (1:20:27 AM): what got named after tee martin? Kyliejunge (1:18:59 AM): i dunno but i bet it rules dh862003 (1:21:10 AM): lol dh862003 (1:21:14 AM): right dh862003 (1:21:34 AM): tee didnt match the complexcity of the program dh862003 (1:21:37 AM): if u know what i mean Kyliejunge (1:19:46 AM): yeh Kyliejunge (1:20:01 AM): 1 bad part about teh sec Kyliejunge (1:20:16 AM): white fukkers everywhere dh862003 (1:22:24 AM): lol dh862003 (1:22:27 AM): and u dont like that? Kyliejunge (1:20:33 AM): im a self hating white dh862003 (1:22:44 AM): who knew dh862003 (1:22:45 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:21:12 AM): my son had a black dad dh862003 (1:23:20 AM): its a matter of time before leena takes a pic of her swatizka tattoo Kyliejunge (1:21:30 AM): thatd be kinda hot Kyliejunge (1:21:38 AM): girls can be seksi too dh862003 (1:23:51 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:22:03 AM): like the tattoo would be bad but id try to ignore it if i had a penis dh862003 (1:24:17 AM): oh id hit it dh862003 (1:24:23 AM): but it would be a hateful fuck Kyliejunge (1:22:26 AM): those are most fun Kyliejunge (1:22:33 AM): specially breakup sex dh862003 (1:24:42 AM): lol dh862003 (1:24:48 AM): so i can hatefully fuck u as well? Kyliejunge (1:23:03 AM): oh but we havent broke up yet Kyliejunge (1:23:17 AM): hit me with a bat and ill think bout it dh862003 (1:25:27 AM): Kyliejunge (1:23:54 AM): that isnt a good sign lol dh862003 (1:26:02 AM): lol dh862003 (1:26:26 AM): my dick is close enough to 900 miles long though dh862003 (1:26:35 AM): id show u but I dont want tsm to see it Kyliejunge (1:24:39 AM): if u dickslap me ill kill u Kyliejunge (1:24:47 AM): one guy did that and i almost bit it off dh862003 (1:27:07 AM): my dick too strong to bite off dh862003 (1:27:12 AM): it would tickle if u did that Kyliejunge (1:25:49 AM): its the south...weve all got axes n chainsaws dh862003 (1:28:00 AM): lol dh862003 (1:28:05 AM): ive never been to the south Kyliejunge (1:26:24 AM): florida doesnt count if u ever go there dh862003 (1:28:35 AM): ll dh862003 (1:28:36 AM): lol dh862003 (1:28:40 AM): ive been to virginia dh862003 (1:28:48 AM): thats the most southern Kyliejunge (1:26:54 AM): and about as far south as u want to go Kyliejunge (1:26:56 AM): believe me dh862003 (1:29:44 AM): ibelieve that Kyliejunge (1:28:16 AM): although itd be fun to watch a 'yankee' all confused dh862003 (1:30:41 AM): lol dh862003 (1:30:52 AM): ever been north? Kyliejunge (1:28:51 AM): northern guys r better Kyliejunge (1:28:52 AM): yeh dh862003 (1:31:02 AM): y u say so Kyliejunge (1:29:08 AM): they understand women more Kyliejunge (1:29:12 AM): not much more Kyliejunge (1:29:13 AM): but more Kyliejunge (1:29:58 AM): dudes down here never go south either dh862003 (1:32:11 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:30:14 AM): all about them dh862003 (1:32:29 AM): i look how u thought id look? Kyliejunge (1:30:32 AM): pretty much dh862003 (1:32:41 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:30:38 AM): what bout me dh862003 (1:32:46 AM): no Kyliejunge (1:30:47 AM): whatd you expect dh862003 (1:32:57 AM): rosie o donnell Kyliejunge (1:31:46 AM): omg Kyliejunge (1:31:48 AM): omg omg omg dh862003 (1:34:00 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:32:00 AM): gross Kyliejunge (1:32:05 AM): thats my mom lol dh862003 (1:34:20 AM): lol dh862003 (1:34:22 AM): wow dh862003 (1:34:25 AM): thats mean Kyliejunge (1:32:23 AM): so dont hang around too long ill get fat dh862003 (1:34:39 AM): go to a gym Kyliejunge (1:32:55 AM): im not fat yet! Kyliejunge (1:32:58 AM): geez dh862003 (1:35:03 AM): lol Kyliejunge (1:33:01 AM): acehole dh862003 (1:35:15 AM): how old are u Kyliejunge (1:33:15 AM): 23 Kyliejunge (1:33:32 AM): and u dh862003 (1:35:41 AM): 20 Kyliejunge (1:33:42 AM): u in college dh862003 (1:35:50 AM): yes Kyliejunge (1:34:04 AM): whats ur major dh862003 (1:36:34 AM): computer networking Kyliejunge (1:35:08 AM): lol egghead Kyliejunge (1:35:16 AM): im dumb Kyliejunge (1:35:36 AM): had to drop out of college cuz of Alex dh862003 (1:38:04 AM): sorry to hear dh862003 (1:38:06 AM): u work? Kyliejunge (1:36:15 AM): some Kyliejunge (1:36:31 AM): i can only get someone to watch him for a little of the day dh862003 (1:39:17 AM): lol dh862003 (1:39:27 AM): u should strip Kyliejunge (1:37:45 AM): i dunno Kyliejunge (1:37:53 AM): i dont have teh rack dh862003 (1:40:01 AM): lol dh862003 (1:40:08 AM): u would if u did? Kyliejunge (1:38:09 AM): maybe Kyliejunge (1:38:24 AM): but being a sex fiend is what got me a kid Kyliejunge (1:39:40 AM): so im gonna go to bed dh862003 (1:41:55 AM): u have a good night dh862003 (1:41:58 AM): dream about me Kyliejunge (1:40:15 AM): i usually dream im flying in color with richard baseheart but ill try dh862003 (1:42:27 AM): lol dh862003 signed off at 1:40:24 AM. dh862003 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in. dh862003 signed on at 1:41:30 AM. Kyliejunge (1:41:32 AM): btw Kyliejunge (1:41:38 AM): im not a gurl dh862003 signed off at 1:41:40 AM. dh862003 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in. I feel bad about it. I'm getting soft in old age.

Save the cool breakdowns for the late December bowls onward. I like 'em, but they're a tad silly with the lesser games.

My question is this: why haven't the other accounts been taken out and shot as well?

Without him, the 20th century is most radically different. It was a perfectly sound choice.

Ew, and NewYorkFox always said it was a chick. There are far too many issues at play here to solve with a simple banning. Working boards, switching up styles out of nowhere, yikes.

why do you hate the Pit, Kotz? Do you hate certain people there? Do you hate the layout of the place? Do you hate the fact that 60% of it revolves around Boardum, 30% around CE and the other 10% is spread out amongst the rest? All of the above? What is it, exactly? That split-second I saw of the place was the first I've seen it since way, way back, like when it was still brand new. Kudos for keeping a TSM spinoff going for so long, but it's sadly full of the "cool in real life, inexplicably grating on the internet" folks (Boardum is where these cases end up probably), and was originally created as a refuge for those who wish to be "fair and balanced." CE isn't much better here, but I'd rather talk with stupid liberals with whom I can generally agree with than stupid conservatives who share zero common ground with me. Short version: The Pit has MikeSC. TSM does not. TSM > The Pit >>>>>>>>>>>> Elitist Cabal.

Oh come now, does anyone ever say who the real Illuminati are? Well, people try, but have a tendency to disappear.

Oh, ew, I clicked on a link and it sent me to The Pit.

I was (unfortunately) introduced to that via MostOffensiveVideo.com. The Valentine's Day one is actually worse, if you can believe it.

You can provide evidence to support virtually any argument you may have with anyone about anything.