Art Sandusky

I can't stand his fucking guts, but the day Barron gets banned is the day we should shut the place down. TSM needs diminutive racist fucks with no shame, it's 75% of the place and he's their leader. Pisses me off to no end that he gets to live in NYC while I rot in the South. We should switch places, his visionary ethnic humo(u)r would get over huge here and he'd have his pick of redneck whores with beer guts.

They'd better have a blowjob attachment that fits somewhere for that kind of money. Yikes. So are you a top or a bottom, Byron?

I'd totally gain some respect for Gingrich if he stuck to his guns. As much fun as it may be to watch the Republicans squabble like this, and as nice a sideshow it's provided for otherwise gloomy news everywhere, it's genuinely sad to watch. What happens when the Christian Conservative wing of the party disagrees with Rush? Now THERE'S the ultimate shitstorm. Come on, Huckabee! I'd love to see the religious right realize it's in league with demons and bring its full fury to bear. Not that they'd all magically become Democrats, but Jesus was kind of a namby-pamby liberal if you think about it. Only a socialist would emphasize helping the less fortunate and tolerance, amirite? I think it was somewhere in this very thread where I said that it was pathetic to give people like Rush and his ilk (on the left too, Michael Moore as an example) the title of "controversialist," because it made them far more important than they had any right to be in terms of dictating policy and whims of the people. Now the GOP is reaping what it's sewn since the Reagan Revolution. Call me crazy (and it probably is), but 2012 might see another meaningful third party candidate like in 1992, except this one will take multiple states.

Nerd sandals and Rainbows are totally different. Would you prefer flip-flops in this case?

There's really no quicker way to prove that you're completely out of touch with contemporary US youth culture than by using "emo" as an insult in 2009. That shit is played out. Get with the times and call him a hipster. I know when I look at contemporary youth culture in America, the first thing I think is "man, I've gotta get on board with that." Yeah, I really want to dress like a retard and live a referential postmodern existence. Even then, that's just the hipster fags. The mainstream that chooses to at least TRY to be somewhat reasonable just wears sandals, Spuds MacKenzie sunglasses, and a shirt with some prominent logo. If you're a girl, add pearls to the list. Maybe that's just South Carolina, I dunno. I refuse to have anything to do with any of these groups.

I like his subtitle. Pbone, as an American, apparently does fear a nigga with a library card.

But unlike the weatherman, their predictive statements might influence events.

People still use MySpace? Huh. Does "mothafucka" not count as cursing since it's misspelled? EDIT: Wow, there was a whole other page of crap that I didn't notice was there. The first line here referred to pbone saying EHME was like a MySpace bulletin asking why people wouldn't hang out with him.

He did more than the salute when The Marine came out. "Hoo-rah!" at the end of every promo? Sacrelige. At least he had the sense to keep his dogtags under his shirt when he wore one.

Men are pigs and women always want it. I won't jump down anyone's throat for this, but I will say that Jericho's off in Fozzyworld or something if he doesn't look around and wonder what the hell he's doing there.

I've been doing nothing more than Google-in' it up. I've found a lot that way, but a lot of torrents end up sucking balls.

To be fair, Stewart also mentioned their populism angle over the course of the segment. To say that it wasn't acknowledged is a little silly.

Man I wish I still had a webcam. One day...

MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID YOU POST THAT AND DREDGE UP THAT AWFUL MEMORY The worst part was that the next day was the first day back from Christmas break in school, and I'd gotten all kinds of Packer merchandise that year from "Santa," including the Favre jersey I still wore this past season. I still went in the next day in my stuff, a huge Starter jacket, the cap, all that. Some people talked shit, but a few said it showed I was truly dedicated to my team to wear their gear the day after what was probably the most excruciating loss in their history. Whatever happened to J.J. Stokes? He was the other part of the two-headed receiving monster the 49ers had for several years in my mind.

Wrong Florida school, dammit. I'm waiting for the Tebow kiddie porn scandal to blow up.

I've been having a hell of a time finding a working torrent for the Zero Hour crossover as well as the Red/Blue Superman period of the 90s. Got anything that can help with this?

I'll take a leak just about every time I'm in the shower. Sometimes I'll have to go immediately beforehand and I'll tell myself "whatever, just go when you hop in the shower." No crap or shaving or jacking off. If something gets up my nose like lather or whatever, I'll end up effectively blowing my nose in there, but kind of a snot rocket thing instead. I haven't done it since I've been growing my beard (while I can have such a thing).

So you're in better shape now? Good, you're supposed to be the svelte attractive guy, in that pic you looked about as fat as I am. Let's not say things we can't take back. This thread is a fun dichotomy of messageboarding of 2000 versus nearly a decade later. At least at TSM anyway, or with anyone older than 17, which I'm pretty sure TTK is.

I know some older people (50s, early 60s) around where I work who have started calling themselves liberals since the election and actually ended up voting for Obama after they promoted the McCain ticket earlier in the campaign. As one put it, "I'm all for socialized medicine! I need it!" These are mostly bright people too, with understandings of how history works thanks to our jobs as city tour guides. In SOUTH CAROLINA. There's still a lot of hesitation regarding the spending going on, but it would appear limited socialism is being given a real shot and "liberal" is closer to the center than it used to be, like it's already been in Europe for years.

I can do the O whistle like a motherfucker, with loads'a range and volume. I can do it sort of through my teeth, but they're seperated when I do it so I'm not sure if it counts the same. Never figured out how to do it with my fingers in my mouth. My father does what I call the rabbit whistle where you can barely see his eye teeth and it's loud as SHIT.

If you're the "Twiztid"-whatever from 2005, when I was a mod I changed your subtitle to "Avril Lavigne's #1 Fan" and put your post count at -100 so you couldn't fix it.

I would kill any given redneck out in Allendale County, SC. Pieces of shit out there blame everyone but themselves for their hellish, static existence. It's the fault of blacks, or Mexicans, or Floridians moving in and ruining their "pristine" way of life. Fuck you all for voting against your own interests every November. You put yourselves in this mess with every "nigger," every "wetback," every "goddamn liberal" you've blamed for your dead-end lives. Look at yourselves in the mirror and ask yourself who's at fault for your impoverished way of life. Yes, I'd kill the poor, but just a high-profile redneck to show how futile their resistance to the 21st century is.

I think pwning standards have changed in the last few years. I'm still working with the 2002 manual.

Effective, but too mature. **3/4.

I'm giving up posting in bad threads. (leaves board completely until Easter)