Art Sandusky

No, pirates are more lame than hippies.

<Insert generic authority figure title> Ric Flair: Right here tonight... It's gonna be Bradshaw and Stone Cold... vs. the NWO! The following week... Flair: TONIGHT, in this very ring... We're gonna have Stone Cold and BRADSHAW....... vs. the NWO! The FOLLOWING week... Flair: Tonight, in the main event, it's gonna be.... the NWO..... vs. Bradshaw................... and STONE COLD! The correct format is this: Flair: Tonight, in the main event, it's gonna be the NWO vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin... *Loud pop* ... And Bradshaw! *Silence* Nash: I'm going, bye. Edited for the true correct format for Raw in 2002.

Now you're overreacting. They've called it the Anaconda Vice each time. I understand you're a Punk mark and all, but really. Give them a little bit of credit here.

I got a weird "what the fuck was the point of that?" vibe from that promo. At least his early ones had some meaning, that being to introduce him. This one was "last week I beat Balls Mahoney." Okay... AND?

None of that betters anyone, yet it's meant to be inspirational. How tragic.

Fuck pirates. Lamest historical fad ever.

http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/m...nana-splits.mp3 This pops into my head each time I see Atomsk's avatar. I'm not complaining, it's fun.

I want JustPassinBy to answer my question in the 9/11 anniversary thread.

. Don't get me wrong, I actually really like the guy and his character (and his line about not only being able to have Nitro's title whenever he wanted as well as Melina was ace), but I have an extremely hard time caring about him. Nothing but love for Mr. Orton. I think it was the pose that won me over. It's so perfect.

I've seen our new Admin (I almost typed "Asmin" which I could have permutated into "Assmin" but decided against it whoops) checking out a lot of the threads here tonight. Come on, man. We'd like to get to know you.

Do as Edwin says, not as he does.

Kotz: The thorough but gentle laxative. Who would listen to me anyway?

I think we should use "Randy Orton" in place of "stale" from here onward. I don't hold any ill will towards the guy, but any interest I have in him halts the moment he speaks or wrestles. Well, that and he's the biggest running gag in wrestling today.

If by "conservative" you mean "authoritarian and crappy," yes. Then again, maybe it wasn't so obvious until most of conservative heavies left.

No, but Y2Jerk/SuperJerk is the liberal MikeSC. Better not disagree with him, he'll dissect your posts. I haven't gone off on my nightly relaxing cruise after work. That might be the problem.

Pin it again, Alf. POWER STRUGGLE~

The hell?

The username really says more than I could. I guess JerkSC got tired of no one listening to him in real life.

To lump all of those social service-related departments together while leaving Defense and State and the like intact is to say that those things are just as important as all of those social issues combined.

I guess I lectured everyone? Even if I did, this is like the whining in the "middling annoyances that drive me into a rage for some unexplainable reason" thread in GC. None of these girls give a fuck that you disapprove, and if anything else they'll get even worse before this behavioral trend putters out and you forget it by the time you're 30 until VH1 does "I Love the 00s." Like I said to Czech a few weeks ago, you, as the person who has an issue with this, have a tiny grasp at best on how small of a minority your complaining occupies.

I still don't get why people have so much beef with Mole.

Or they heard it on the radio, or in any given bar/club, or they heard their parents' music. What's worse than these people that annoy you are the people who point it out. It's like going outside, looking up and going "HEY! THE SKY IS BLUE!"

I gotta go with Hemme on this one. The songs that Czech's sent me in the past aren't dreary so it's not all crap, but my taste for bitchy music passed sometime between my sophomore and junior years in high school. It's good music and all, but I can't stand the spirit behind it.

Dude, you can't tell me there was a time that Journey didn't make white people excited.

Welcome to like, four or five years ago.