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Press Release Source: Stuart Backerman, Spokesman for Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Responds to Media Uproar Over Search of Neverland Ranch Tuesday November 18, 5:52 pm ET And a Who's Who of Hucksters Preying on His Name LOS ANGELES, Nov. 18 /PRNewswire/ -- We cannot comment on law enforcement's investigation because we do not yet know what it is about. We can comment on the malignant horde of media hounds claiming to speak for Michael on this and many other issues. A rogue's gallery of hucksters and self-styled "inside sources" have dominated the airwaves since reports of a search of Neverland broke, speculating, guessing and fabricating information about an investigation they couldn't possibly know about. Michael himself said "I've seen lawyers who do not represent me and spokespeople who do not know me speaking for me. These characters always seem to surface with a dreadful allegation just as another project, an album, a video, is being released." Michael will, as always, cooperate fully with authorities in any investigation even as it is conducted, yet again, while he is not home. Source: Stuart Backerman, Spokesman for Michael Jackson

What a lovely display of intelligence. Why don't you wait until they find some incriminating evidence before you begin lashing out at him? They've done this before and found jack shit, I doubt this visit will uncover anything more. Why? Because he's innocent. America, what a country. UYI

What behavior? He hasn't been convicted of anything. Until then, save it. I think JAxl was referring to Jackson's erractic behaviour, such as the baby dangling, covering his children in masks etc. Not his pedophilia accusations. UYI Thanks, UYI. Yes, I was referring to his other "eccentric" behaviors. But even though he is innocent until proven guilty.......c'mon. God gave us common sense, kids. If the situation was reversed and this was Axl Rose facing these allegations, I'd be all for getting the guy some help. I don't see how you MJ fans can just excuse it, like spending all your time with young boys doesn't cause any suspicion (if i misspell, it's cause I am a little drunk). Most, like myself, don't excuse it, as it is inexcuseable. Michael Jackson is just so talented and influential (to me personally) that I just choose to focus on his musical side, rather than his personal life. Honestly, I'm sure there are a hundred people on this board that are 10 times more bizarre than MJ is, its just that his celebrity status has blown much of it out of proportion. Anyways, haven't police just recently raided MJ's ranch after MORE allegations he abused a 12 year old? I'm waiting for the late news to come on here so I can hear about it, but it seems pretty serious. Not good. UYI

Really?

Good rittens to bad rubbish. I don't even think he is musically talented, but for those who do, you cannot excuse his behavior. What behavior? He hasn't been convicted of anything. Until then, save it. I think JAxl was referring to Jackson's erractic behaviour, such as the baby dangling, covering his children in masks etc. Not his pedophilia accusations. UYI

'All my people' then cue generic 'get up and dance' lyrical bullshit for about 6 lines. Given, she probably didnt steal it from Noel (fuck, she probably didnt even write it), but it instantly reminded me of that song. Total and utter crap.

I was watching Channel V (Australia's equivelant of MTV) today and they just happend to show the new clip from Britney Spears, featuring Madonna, entitled 'Me Against The Music'. While I've never had the balls to call what Britney spits out 'music', I will admit to falling for her odd catchy tune. Her new single, however, is quite possibly the worst song I've ever heard in my life. Complete, mindless, emotionless drivel. What worries me is that this shit is going to sell millions to teenage girls who are going to think that adulthood is comprised of two things - sex and dancing - which seems to be the only things Brit can sing about. I realise that the pop scene is usually trashy and commercial, but this is past the point of repulsive. The single even borrows a line from an Oasis song, a band who made a career writing songs using the material of their heroes. I fear the future of the human race. That is all. UYI

Wow. The EXACT same thing happend to me. Naitch, I smell conspiracy. UYI

Who?

Yours truly

'Initiative comes to thems that wait'. Brilliant film. A true piece of art. UYI

If it wasn't for Shawn Michaels, that RAW Tag contest would of blown. Shawn's still got it, and good to see he's out there busting ass and reassuring long time HBK marks, such as myself, of his worth. I loved the Buried Alive match, sure it was crap 'wrestling' wise, but Taker & Kane at WMXX will add to the nostalgia factor (not to mention the return of The Undertaker). Great PPV all up, and hey - THEY BOOKED GOLDBERG THE RIGHT WAY. I'm as shocked as you. UYI

So you still watch......why? because i've been a fan for over 10 years...and it's addicting... I've tried to just "not watch" ...and it doesn't work addictive

Goldberg has been busting his ass since he showed up, he's just finally getting the pops and support in recognition of it. Meltz - They couldn't have done more for Goldberg. On one leg, he laid out Flair, Orton, and Batista with HHH's sledge hammer, then used the spear and jackhammer to pin HHH after throwing the sledge hammer out. It was as close to perfectly booked as you can get in trying to get Goldberg over.

Cool. However, since HHH wasn't around for most of the feud, and it didn't lead to a title switch despite Goldie being injured, what was the point? They just needed a placeholder feud due to the lack of a strong heel to challenge? This means Kane/Goldberg at Rumble, vs. a member of Evolution, or what? I imagine The Deadman gimmick will return in that Goldy/Kane match-up as well.

See, I was not imagining the severe lack of heat Triple H gets. No, the fans are just in awe of his presence. UYI

Thanks for repeating one of my earlier posts. You're welcome. I also do bad jokes. UYI

Well its official. The Undertaker vs Kane at Wrestlemania XX.

In the arena...with the shovel...by Colonel McMahon... There is not a lot of time left for the two matches left by PPV main event standards. Undertaker vs. Vince is next. Kane interfered leading to Vince winning. Undertaker was destroying Vince the entire match. Vince bled a sick amount, and that's an understatement. Taker destroyed Vince's ankle and groin and brought him to grave site. Taker was about to use a truck to shovel the dirt but there was an explosion and Kane came out. Credit - Meltz

This always amused me. Apparently noise means "little to no heat" in smark language. Hello Mr. Zsasz is a cool name and yay for UYI changing his mind, I guess. Not only is Zsasz cool, but he can do the BATDANCE~! Do you mean the Bat-tusi? The Batdance was the Prince song from the 88 movie. Wasn't it a craze associated with the original Batman series featuring Adam West back in the 60's (or whenever it aired)? Zsasz! Your services please. UYI

See Nash, Kevin.

THATS GOTTA BE KANE! God damn, I'm pathetic. UYI

Taker! Taker! Taker! Taker! Taker!

This always amused me. Apparently noise means "little to no heat" in smark language. Hello Mr. Zsasz is a cool name and yay for UYI changing his mind, I guess. Not only is Zsasz cool, but he can do the BATDANCE~!