Use Your Illusion

*NO* American company can make a worthwhile wrestling game. The Japanese seem to be the only type of people who know ANYTHING about making a wrestling title appealing, just because it's EA doesn't mean it will be any good. Smackdown it WON'T be. UYI

The HBK fan inside me won out and I bought Survivor Series '02, and I can't say I'm disappointed so far. I've watched everything but the Chamber match, which I'll do later tonight. Thanks for those who gave me some input. UYI

Many thanks, bravesfan

Does anybody know the name of the song that plays at the end of the 'Flaming Homer' episode of the Simpsons? It is clearly by Aerosmith, whom did a guest appearance on that particular episode as well, however I have no idea what the name of the song is. All I know is that it's hella-catchy. UYI

I've never once seen an Elimination Chamber match in action and I'm interested in buying either one of those DVD's just to get a taste of what it is like. However, I'd rather rely on the opinions of this board than go soley by SK's rants on each match, that and the fact he gave them both the same rating. So which is it? Which match is worth the money? UYI

That's only because Axl knows he can't pull off El-Tighto pants anymore, such as the one's he is sporting in my sig. That hair he's sporting now is pretty awful though, he had it right at Rock In Rio 3 then for some bizarre reason decided to do THAT. Eh. UYI

Serves him right. I have no respect for those to take animals out of their natural habitat, no matter how kind spirited they are towards them. Tigers arn't fucking pets. Idiot. UYI - In 'not-nice' mode.

Okay I've composed myself now. I sincerely hope Axl is going to use this to co-incide with the release of Chinese Democracy. Course it won't fucking happen, but what hope do GNR fans have left to hang on for? UYI

HOLY FUCKING SHIT *orgasims*

HOLY SHIT. Flik, I so owe you sex for that. Thanks bro. UYI

DOGFIGHTING~!? Please, you don't get corpse-fucking angles in dogfighting. Wrestling was held down. UYI

*Yawn*

Hardly. When I think of people who say Angle is better than Benoit because he has Olympic medals, 12 year old AOLer's are the first thing that comes to mind. A person must have the brain of a 12 year old to think THAT. I have a mental picture of Banky saying those exact things now. This topic is a laugh riot I tells ya. So very, very sad.

Raven, you are the biggest fucking tool I've ever seen. You're a disgrace to the term 'human being'. Just shut...up. And I had no idea Barron was this experienced with Hollywood stars. Did you try tempting more coherent answers out of Goodman via use of fried food? UYI

Any of you met Rico? Him and Ray are two of the same very disturbing kind. UYI

I'm sorry, cartman, are you living in an alternate universe where 'Results May Vary but most probably they'll be crap', Durst's new 'music', is selling well? The album flopped before it even took off, no-one in the world cares about Durst or his 1-cent shitty band. I could also go on a tirade about the relationship, or lack there of, between album sales and talent, but that'd just make an a elitist prick. *yawn*, GAY. UYI

I never denied the fact Axl is a total cockface. I just find the talented cockfaces a tad more appealing than the untalented ones. UYI

Why doesn't this music critic blast the band's copywriter? And if we're going to be picky on spelling, let's read some of those credits on Rap albums... I think the writer is just emphasising the amatuerish nature of the 'record'. Durst is the lowest form of life in music, he is total dead-weight. UYI

Uh, hello. News flash. Randy Orton's running a "Legend Killer" gimmick. Hence Randy's in need of slaying a legend. What better one at WMXX than the Rock? Edit: Besides Hogan at WMXX. There is no way in HELL Hogan will job to RANDY ORTON at Wrestlemania XX. It just won't happen. Hogan is his own biggest fan, and he'd never accept a one off deal that involved the biggest Wrestlemania show since the 10 year anniversary and him jobbing to someone like Randy, who would be in Hogan's bad books anyway for just his first name. UYI

Nevermortal Choken One Zack Malibu Downhome RavishingRickRudo evenflow HartFan86 Banky Cancer Marney Spaceman Spiff Corey Lazarus LaParkaYourCar FrozenBlockOfPissReborn Jhawk The New Me Agent of Oblivion Fuck you.

< finds ^ quite amusing. The good way. UYI

^ Not content with him/her/itself. < Has superior taste.

^ My hero

Scenarios are available for download at The Battleground?, such as my 1998 one. Good ones are hard to come by, however, look for re-makes of Anthony's scenarios, which are the best available. The date and year by which the game runs by goes through the clock on your computer, therefore if you use a 1998 scenario and would like to start at January 1998, set your computer clock to December 1997 (as it always starts a month ahead of whatever month your clock is set to). UYI

Enough to rant about it?