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MrRant

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  1. Stop saying shit like that. I can see Seattle as a Wildcard or possibly NFC West Champions but Super Bowl is way...way away.
  2. You named yourself after that?
  3. *Pages Eagan and Mole's dead mom*
  4. I responded to that with the fact of it being an EARLY morning draft if it moves.
  5. Well if the Hawks beat the Rams next Sunday they will be 3-0 to start and would have beaten 2 NFC West teams to start with as well.
  6. PARIS - Lots of things have been done in the name of world peace. Here's one that hasn't been tried in nearly 40 years. Yoko Ono (news) will invite an audience today in Paris to cut off her clothing with scissors in the name of world peace. The "Cut Piece" performance repeats a legendary show she did in 1964, well before she met and married late Beatles' star John Lennon (news). The 70-year-old Ono will stand on stage alone and ask each member of the audience to silently cut a piece of her clothing and "send it to the one you love." Ono says the events since Nine-Eleven have made her feel "terribly vulnerable." She says the performance is her hope for world peace.
  7. MrRant

    Happy Birthday

    Brothers, I thank you for worshipping the day that the Great Reverend was birthed. May the good Lord Bundy give thou many serving wenches in the afterlife. As I looked upon my day of birth whilst drinking the Golden Nectar of hops, barely and yeast I thanked the Shoe One for having my day fall upon FOOTBALL~! Sunday. There were weenie tots a plenty and I had beer brought to me on command from my woman as I scratched and belched my way through a extra-large 3x cheese and 2x pepperoni pizza dripping with so much grease you had to take asprin before eating to make sure your blood was thin enough for you not to have a heart attack. I hope all my other Brothers had a great Bundy Sunday Football Day as well. Go Seahawks.
  8. Good. Oh how I despise the Falcons.
  9. Tennessee has fucked me over so far today.... Pittsburgh I am hoping can pull it out.
  10. And everyone was praising McNair as being the best QB in the league... why again?
  11. Your browser sounds like it was hijacked. First I would check what your homepage is set for and make sure it isn't www.passthison.com and then I would run SpyBot Search and Destroy which you download from here.
  12. MrRant

    speeding tickets

    Because you keep listening to your old lady.
  13. MrRant

    Waht the fcuk?

    All those years of English were just blown to hell.
  14. California Recall Poll Go Arnold.
  15. Perfect Strangers, He-Man (original), A-Team
  16. WHO IS JIMMY STEWART? THIS IS JIMMY STEWART: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD.
  17. With the added fighting power of NO MA'AM.
  18. You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't know just how to take this.....
  19. I try not to. The thought of people looking at cocks on their computer screen bothers me.
  20. BERLIN (Reuters) - The sadomasochistic sex games of two Germans prompted a massive police hunt involving over 40 officers and fire services after witnesses mistook their frolics for a violent crime, authorities said on Thursday. Police in the western city of Duesseldorf began a search for a black Porsche after alarmed callers reported seeing a man in the car battering a blindfolded person on her hands and knees with a stick. By the time police arrived, the car was gone. Fire services and a police helicopter assisted in the hunt until police tracked down the car's owner, a 31-year-old man. "The interview with the 'suspect' revealed he had met with a woman and that the two indulged their sexual appetites together in the Porsche," police said in a statement. The man said he had met the 51-year-old woman on the internet. The woman confirmed his story, police said. -------------------------------------------------------- Living in Germany must be like living inside of a porno.
  21. Please... no cyber sex on the board. Take it to AIM and take his cock in whichever hole you want. But not here.
  22. I am of course.... The NO MA'AM. 2 spots left by the way.
  23. But which side's naive, young, big titted "assistants" give the best circle jerks? Because that is the side I want to be on.
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