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WEEK 4 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits A limo pulls up outside, and out steps Vince McMahon. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms. Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri (Number One Contenders match): The Hurricane hits a rolling kick on Tajiri. Super frankensteiner on Tajiri, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Tag to Evan Karagias. Karagias \ Hurricane whip Tajiri into the corner. Evan Karagias whips The Hurricane in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Second rope flying axe handle, Tajiri goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Stiff high kick on Tajiri by Evan Karagias who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Tajiri comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Tajiri tags out to Ultimo Dragon. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Spinning bulldog in the corner, Karagias is down. Ultimo Dragon misses a clothesline. Karagias tags out to The Hurricane. Hurricane crushes Dragon with a sweet running senton. Slingshot senton by Hurricane, crushing the chest of Dragon. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dragon walks into a high dropkick from The Hurricane. Dragon kicks The Hurricane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Super frankensteiner on Hurricane, who hit hard. World's Greatest Tag Team come running down the aisle with chairs! Hurricane goes to Irish whip Ultimo Dragon into the ropes. Shelton jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Ultimo Dragon reverses! Collision between Shelton, Hurricane, and the chair! The Hurricane falls to the canvas. Ultimo Dragon has The Hurricane down on the canvas. The Hurricane gets locked in the Dragon Sleeper! Submission victory! We have three sets of grapplers in the ring, as Karagias \ Hurricane, Dragon \ Tajiri and World's Greatest Tag Team look at each other. Before the inevitable brawl erupts, a host of referees hit the ring to keep them apart. Good **** rating. Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Wrestlemania XX we will see Kane and The Undertaker fight one on one. Stacy Keibler vs Trish Stratus : Trish takes a weak kick. Uninspiring brawling from Stacy Keibler. Stacy Keibler strikes Trish Stratus. Trish counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Keebs is down. Keebs counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Stacy Keibler hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Side suplex from Keebs. Shades of Dino Bravo there, although even Dino could execute it better than Keebs. Trish counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Kick from Trish Stratus to the leg. Keebs kicks Trish Stratus in the gut to reverse the momentum. Keebs hits a wheel kick on Trish. Trish Stratus can barely stand. Spinning Heel Kick!!! That shook the ring. Stacy Keibler pulls the clothes off Trish to leave her in her bra and panties for the win! Stacy Keibler is still in the ring celebrating. Trish Stratus pushes the referee away. Trish Stratus spins Keebs around. Trish Stratus hits the Stratusfaction! DUD, and a poor DUD at that. John Cena is backstage, when Eddy Guerrero comes over. He proposes that they form a tag team. John Cena accepts, and they walk off discussing their future plans as a team. The Rock is backstage. This should be good. He was out there to hype a match against Triple H. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two. Vince McMahon comes to the ring. He announces that for the World Title match at Wrestlemania XX, the special guest referee will be none other than Shawn Michaels! Out from the back comes HBK, wearing a referee shirt, who plays to the crowd from the entrance way. Canadian Chrises vs Eddy Guerrero and John Cena : Eddy gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Benoit. Benoit drives a thrust kick into the chest of Eddy. Cover for a two count. Benoit tags out to Chris Jericho. Canadian Chrises hook up Eddy, then hit a double suplex. Cover for a two count. Spin kick by Chris Jericho to the face. Jericho walks into a trip. Springboard reverse elbow by Eddy Guerrero. Excellent move. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to John Cena. Spear by John Cena. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Fallaway slam by John Cena. Chris Jericho fights out of a grapple. Cena takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. Tag to Chris Benoit. Back suplex on Cena, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Cena tags out to Eddy Guerrero. Eddy Guerrero takes a butterfly suplex from Benoit. Eddy Guerrero slams Benoit, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Chris Benoit doing? Eddy Guerrero picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Benoit up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Chris Benoit is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Benoit had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Eddy Guerrero must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! I don't think the fight has finished. Canadian Chrises and Eddy \ Cena have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2. Overall: **** Tajiri-Ultimo/Evan/Hurricane DUD Trish/Stacey ****1/2 Chrises/Cena-Eddy WRESTLEMANIA XX is next!!

WEEK 3 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Edge vs Rob Van Dam : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Rob Van Dam uses a forearm to the face. RVD hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Big backdrop on Edge, executed well. Big clothesline on Edge. Edge counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. RVD takes a flying neckbreaker from Edge. Massive backbreaker, RVD got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rob Van Dam pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Rob Van Dam hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Edge is down and hurt. Pin, but Edge is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Edge strikes RVD. RVD kicks Edge in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying shoulder tackle by RVD sends Edge to the mat. Christian comes running down the aisle with a chair! Edge goes to Irish whip Rob Van Dam into the ropes. Christian jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Rob Van Dam reverses! Collision between Christian, Edge, and the chair! Edge staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Edge and Christian put the boots to Rob Van Dam, stomping away on him. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. John Cena is backstage. He talked trash about Chris Jericho, continuing their feud. World's Greatest Tag Team vs Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon : Hurricane hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tag to Ultimo Dragon. Flying elbow from Ultimo Dragon. There's a two count on the pin. Charlie Haas elbows Ultimo Dragon in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin scoops up Dragon. Haas bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Dragon tags out to Tajiri. Tajiri hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Lightning kick by Tajiri on Shelton. Tag between Shelton Benjamin and Evan Karagias. Tajiri hits a rolling kick on Karagias. Karagias backdrops Tajiri out of a piledriver attempt. DDT from the top rope by Evan Karagias. That looked brutal. Pin, three count, it's over. Evan Karagias pins Tajiri. Lightning kick by Shelton on Karagias. Back heel kick off the second rope, Karagias goes down. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag to Charlie Haas. World's Greatest Tag Team whip Karagias into the corner. Charlie Haas whips Shelton Benjamin in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Karagias ducks a wild right hand. Karagias tags out to The Hurricane. Shining Wizard on Haas, Hurricane really laid that one in. Hurricane crushes Haas with a sweet running senton. Tag between The Hurricane and Evan Karagias. Charlie Haas gets knocked to the ground by Karagias, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Flying Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Great match, a ****1\4 rating I think. Hardy Boyz are in the ring. Edge and Christian come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at Wrestlemania XX. Hardy Boyz accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Chris Jericho is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is John Cena, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from Jericho soon annoy Cena, and he turns to leave...only to get attacked from behind with a metal bar that was part of the set! Chris Jericho leaves his guest down and hurt on the floor. Kurt Angle vs Taz : Tiger bomb by Kurt Angle, executed perfectly. Burning Hammer Drop from Kurt Angle, executed with perfect brutally. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Kurt Angle on Taz. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Taz tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Hooks the leg for a two count. Taz ducks a wild right hand. Angle tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Angle walks into a jawbreaker. Angle pushes out of a Taz hold. Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, Taz may be winded. Angle knocks Taz to the ground. Here it comes...Angle Lock! Taz taps! Kurt Angle remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. It gets a ***1\2 rating. Paul Heyman is backstage with his client Brock Lesnar. Heyman says that he has a plan, and begins to explain what it is. The scene fades out before he reveals what the plan actually is. William Regal is backstage. He was out there to tell Rico that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Rico vs William Regal : Rico hits a rolling kick on Regal. Spinebuster by Rico. There's a two count on the pin. William Regal reverses a hip toss. Rico gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal. Big dropkick by William Regal, who got good elevation. Hooks the leg for a two count. Emerald Fusion by William Regal on Rico. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Rico takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. Rico fights out of a grapple. Flying reverse elbow by Rico. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rico scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rico with a spinning neckbreaker on Regal. Rico fires off some right and left hands. William Regal elbows Rico in the face to break a hammerlock. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Burning Hammer Drop from William Regal, executed with perfect brutally. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Rico floors Regal, then signals for the Spinning Leg Lariat. Meanwhile, William Regal has something in his hands. Rico comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Brock Lesnar and Eddy Guerrero are in the ring waiting to start their match. Out from the back come all the members of Canadian Mafia, who invade the ring. They attack both wrestlers, leaving them both down and out in the ring. Canadian Mafia leave via the crowd, having ended the match before it even began. Brock Lesnar vs Eddy Guerrero : Kick from Eddy Guerrero to the leg. Eddy Guerrero strikes Lesnar. Hard back suplex on Lesnar. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Eddy hits a dropkick on Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar reverses a hip toss. Brock Lesnar with a spinning neckbreaker on Eddy. Nice piledriver on Eddy. There's a two count on the pin. Eddy pushes out of a Brock Lesnar hold. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Eddy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Lesnar, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Lesnar ducks a wild right hand. Brock Lesnar fires off some right and left hands. Eddy reverses a Brock Lesnar hammerlock. Driven DDT by Eddy Guerrero. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Chris Benoit comes running down the aisle with a chair! Lesnar goes to Irish whip Eddy Guerrero into the ropes. Benoit jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Eddy Guerrero reverses! Collision between Benoit, Lesnar, and the chair! Brock Lesnar staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Eddy Guerrero slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Lesnar or Chris Benoit to get some payback. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Overall: ****1\4 Edge/RVD ****1\4 WGTT/Tajiri-Ultimo/Hurricane-Evan ***1\2 Angle/Taz ***1\4 Rico/Regal *** Brock/Eddy

WEEK 3 RAW Brand Opening Credits A limo pulls up outside, and out steps The Rock. He looks around, and then heads for the locker rooms. Stephanie McMahon is backstage with Triple H. She put HHH over, talking about how great he is. Dudley Boyz vs Rikishi Fatu and Scotty 2 Hotty: Fallaway slam by Bubba Ray Dudley. Spear! Scotty is down and hurt. Dudley Boyz whip Rikishi into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls Scotty onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Rikishi Fatu powers out of a D-Von Dudley headlock. Scotty uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Scotty 2 Hotty goes to slam Bubba through a table, but he manages to escape. Death valley driver by Rikishi Fatu, D-Von Dudley got planted. New Age Outlaws come running down the aisle with chairs! Scotty whips Bubba Ray Dudley into the ropes. Dogg jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Dogg, Bubba, and the chair! Bubba Ray Dudley falls to the canvas. Scotty knocks Bubba Ray Dudley to the ground. Worm! Boom! Scotty throws Bubba Ray Dudley onto the table, climbs to the top - and then uses a moonsault to smash the table and win the bout. New Age Outlaws aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on Dudley Boyz, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away! *** rating for a good bout. Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Wrestlemania we will see Dudley Boyz and New Age Outlaws fight in a tag team match. Trish Stratus is backstage, when Al Snow comes over. He asks her out on a date, but she just laughs and walks off. Al Snow vs Dean Malenko: Badly executed second rope splash by Malenko. Flying knee to the face from Dean Malenko. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Dean Malenko with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying elbow from Dean Malenko, barely hitting the target. Hooks the leg for a two count. Al Snow avoids a Dean Malenko avalanche. Flying shoulder tackle by Snow sends Malenko to the mat. Al Snow hits a bulldog off the ropes. Malenko ducks a wild right hand. Back heel kick from Malenko on Snow. Trish Stratus is at ringside! Snow wastes valuable time by yelling at Trish! Dean Malenko takes advantage of the distraction and nails Snow from behind! Malenko knocks Al Snow to the ground. Al Snow gets locked in the Texas Cloverleaf! Submission victory! Dean Malenko, having taken the victory thanks to the outside interference of Trish Stratus, goes over and shakes hands with her, showing that their plan was a success. I'm knocking off half a star for some blown spots, so that's a ***1\2 rating. We see The Undertaker arriving backstage. Spike Dudley vs Tommy Dreamer: Dreamer hits a right hand. Framed signed photo of Charisma Carpenter to the head floors Spike. Running knee lift from Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer with a spinning neckbreaker on Spike. Spike backdrops Tommy Dreamer out of a piledriver attempt. Spike Dudley smashes a Playstation console over the head of Dreamer. Full nelson slam on Dreamer. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tommy Dreamer reverses a hip toss. Powerful Spear by Tommy Dreamer. Cover for a two count. Flying spear out of the corner! Spike nearly got snapped in two. Pin, but Spike is out just before the three count. Spike Dudley fights out of a grapple. Dreamer gets slammed. Spike only gets knees on a splash. Dreamer slams Spike Dudley down. Tommy Dreamer moves in for the kill. Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Spike Dudley extends his hand to Dreamer...and it is accepted! They shake! This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. Hulk Hogan signs it. Stone Cold also signs it, but is immediately attacked by Hogan, who drives the table into his ribs. Steve Austin gets knocked to the ground by Hogan. Big Legdrop!!! Hulk Hogan walks off, having won this battle. The Undertaker vs The Rock: Undertaker gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Undertaker walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Undertaker ducks a wild right hand. Undertaker slams The Rock. Fallaway slam by The Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Undertaker throws Rock into a shopping trolley. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Rude Awakening on The Rock by Undertaker. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. The Undertaker uses a headbutt on the outside. Hooks the leg for a two count. Hard forearm on the outside by The Undertaker. They wind up back in the squared circle. The Rock ducks a clothesline attempt. Big piledriver on Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. The Rock scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Bodyslam by Rock. Rock slams The Undertaker onto the table. Undertaker counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Back elbow connects, Rock staggers backward. Undertaker pulls a jumping piledriver out! Triple H comes running down the aisle with a chair! Undertaker and The Rock continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Triple H slides in and blasts The Rock with a chair to the head! HHH climbs out of the ring, the damage done! The Rock can barely stand. Last Ride! 1....2....3. Undertaker and HHH are putting the boots to The Rock! Kane comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Undertaker \ HHH running for cover. Kane saved Rock from a major beating. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. Overall: *** Rikishi-Scotty/Dudleyz ***1\2 Malenko/Snow ***1\4 Spike/Dreamer ****1\4 Rock/UT

WEEK 3 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Dudley Boyz and New Age Outlaws fight in a tag team match. Christian vs Eddy Guerrero: Eddy Guerrero strikes Christian. Eddy Guerrero scores with a back heel kick on Christian. Second rope flying axe handle, Christian goes down. Eddy Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Christian. Eddy Guerrero misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Eddy. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Eddy takes a hurrancarana from Christian. There's a two count on the pin. Eddy Guerrero reverses a hip toss. Super frankensteiner on Christian, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Christian, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Christian blocks the suplex attempt. Stiff high kick on Eddy by Christian who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Christian walks into a trip. Eddy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Chris Benoit runs down the aisle and into the ring, carrying a chair! Eddy turns...and gets floored with a chair to the head! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell! Disqualification! Christian and Benoit tie Eddy Guerrero up in the ropes, and then starts punching away at him until referees run down and break it up. I'm knocking off half a star for some blown spots, so that's a ***1\2 rating. Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Wrestlemania we will see Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero fight one on one. Lance Storm is standing backstage, when Sunny appears behind him. She comes on to him, rubbing her hand on his chest. Dawn Marie suddenly comes over and grabs her by the hair, dragging her away and throwing her out of the room, before slamming the door on her. Dudley Boyz vs New Age Outlaws: Dogg takes a headbutt from Bubba Ray Dudley. Big clothesline on Billy. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls Dogg onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Billy Gunn pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Running knee lift from Billy Gunn. New Age Outlaws hook up Bubba, and then hit a double suplex. D-Von walks into a spike slam. Road Dogg goes to slam D-Von through a table, but he manages to escape. Bubba counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dogg walks into a spike slam. Bubba climbs onto the table with Billy Gunn and scores with a piledriver to destroy the table and get the victory. New Age Outlaws don't look like any means...and they finish them rush forward to attack Dudley Boyz, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. The Rock is in the ring. The Undertaker comes out, and challenges him to a match at the next show. The challenge is accepted. Steve Austin is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this. He was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Hulk Hogan. Canadian Mafia vs John Cena, Kurt Angle, and The Big Show: Chris Jericho strikes Cena. Jericho hits a dropkick on John Cena. Tag to Lance Storm. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Storm crushes Cena with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Lance Storm and Edge. Lance Storm scoops up Cena. Edge bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Edge slams John Cena down. Cena backdrops Edge out of a piledriver attempt. Big backdrop on Edge, executed well. Cena tags out to Kurt Angle. Edge tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Angle really drove that one down. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Edge. Tag between Kurt Angle and The Big Show. Show bodyslams Edge. The Big Show with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Edge counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jawbreaker. Edge tags out to Chris Jericho. Jericho uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag between The Big Show and John Cena. John Cena fires off some right and left hands. Chris Jericho fights out of a grapple. John Cena slugs Chris Jericho, sending him down into the corner. While Cena fires up the crowd, Jericho is removing the turnbuckle pad! John Cena comes over...but Jericho grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot John Cena face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Chris Jericho rolls up the stunned John Cena: 1.... 2... 3! How did the referee not see that? I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. Overall: ***1\2 Eddy/Christian **3\4 Outlaws/Dudleys ***1\4 Canadians/Cena-Angle-Show

WEEK 2 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Eddy Guerrero vs The Hurricane : Spinning back kick from Eddy Guerrero. Hurricane ducks a wild right hand. Hurricane hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. The Hurricane misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Shining Wizard on Eddy, Hurricane really laid that one in. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Eddy blocks a kick from The Hurricane. Spin kick by Eddy Guerrero to the face. Eddy crushes Hurricane with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Shining Wizard on Hurricane, Eddy really laid that one in. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Eddy Guerrero gets taken down out of nowhere. Springboard reverse elbow by The Hurricane. Excellent move. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Eddy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Eddy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle, knocks the Hurricane to the ground. Off the top - Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Chris Benoit comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Chris Benoit drops Eddy to the canvas. Chris Benoit quickly locks on the Crippler Crossface! Eddy Guerrero has been left down on the canvas. A ****1\4 rating, great bout. Paul Heyman is backstage with Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman wanted to rip into Rob Van Dam. I'm feeling some serious negative energy in the segment. Brock Lesnar vs Rob Van Dam : Brock Lesnar hits some punches. RVD gets slammed. Lesnar hits a right hand. Cover for a two count. Rude Awakening on Rob Van Dam by Lesnar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brock Lesnar gets taken down out of nowhere. Rob Van Dam fires off some right and left hands. Cover for a two count. Rob Van Dam hits a bulldog off the ropes. Lesnar blocks the suplex attempt. Powerbomb on RVD. Brock Lesnar moves in for the kill. F5! 1....2....3. Brock Lesnar slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. RVD turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. Lance Storm is standing backstage when The Big Show attacks from behind and floors him. Show goes to continue the attack, but Dawn Marie moves between them, blocking his path. He hesitates, then pushes her out of the way, sending her into the wall. Lance Storm comes back though, and sends him running after a few punches. He goes over and checks on Dawn Marie, who is shaken, but not badly hurt. Edge vs Kurt Angle : Stiff chop lights up Angle. Standing leg lariat by Edge on Angle. Edge uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hardback suplex on Angle. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Kurt Angle pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Edge gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. Edge walks into a stiff sit-out jawbreaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kurt Angle misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Angle takes a hurrancarana from Edge. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Edge, Kurt Angle got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Angle reverses a Edge hammerlock. Belly to belly suplex by Angle. Edge powers out of a Kurt Angle headlock. Running knee lift from Edge. The Big Show just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Show drops Edge and Angle with punches, causing the referee to call for the bell. I think this match has been ruled a no contest. The crowd are baffled by the actions of The Big Show, and who he has attacked. The Big Show has grabbed a chair. Edge walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Angle also takes a hard shot. Show has laid everybody out! Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri are in the ring waiting to start their match. Out from the back come all the members of Canadian Mafia, who invade the ring. They attack both wrestlers, leaving them both down and out in the ring. Canadian Mafia leave via the crowd, having ended the match before it even began. Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon vs Canadian Chrises : Jericho hits a dropkick on Tajiri. Lightning kick by Jericho on Tajiri. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. Canadian Chrises hook up Tajiri, then hit a double suplex. Gut buster, Tajiri hits hard. Cover for a two count. Tajiri takes a back suplex. Tajiri takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. DDT from the top rope by Tajiri. That looked brutal. Tajiri tags out to Ultimo Dragon. Benoit takes a flying neckbreaker from Ultimo Dragon. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Benoit reverses a Ultimo Dragon hammerlock. Tag between Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dragon goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Stiff high kick on Dragon by Chris Jericho who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Ultimo Dragon ducks a clothesline attempt. Dragon crushes Jericho with a big legdrop. Cena \ Eddy come running down the aisle and into the ring! Jericho turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Jericho in big trouble. Ultimo Dragon has Chris Jericho down on the canvas. Dragon Suplex!!! Chris Jericho taps out! Dragon \ Tajiri nod at each other...and they attack Canadian Chrises! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Canadian Chrises down and out on the canvas. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. World's Greatest Tag Team are backstage. They were building up the feud with Hurricane \ Karagias. Good plan, kudos to the booking squad. Lance Storm vs The Big Show : Lance Storm strikes Show. Storm hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Lance Storm hits a rolling kick on Show. Spin kick by Lance Storm to the face. Show blocks a punch. Big clothesline on Storm. The Big Show hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Lance Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Storm crushes Show with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Lance Storm. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Show backdrops Lance Storm out of a piledriver attempt. The Big Show fires off some right and left hands. Storm backdrops The Big Show out of a piledriver attempt. Storm uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Dawn Marie has climbed up onto the apron! Show turns...and falls for the distraction! Lance Storm attacks Show from behind! Lance Storm has The Big Show down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Top Rope SpinKick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Lance Storm slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Show to get some payback. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. A video is played, hyping the upcoming Hardy Boyz vs Angle \ Cena match. Hardy Boyz vs John Cena and Kurt Angle : Spin kick by Jeff Hardy to the face. J.Hardy crushes Cena with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Matt Hardy. Hardy Boyz whip Cena into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hard back suplex on Cena. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. M.Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Cena counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Lifting DDT by John Cena, looked good. Tag between John Cena and Kurt Angle. M.Hardy tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Vicious snap suplex! Matt Hardy got whipped over hard. Matt Hardy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag to Jeff Hardy. Lightning kick by J.Hardy on Angle. Back heel kick off the second rope, Angle goes flying. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dropkick connects, Angle goes down. Angle backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Angle, J.Hardy got folded in half. J.Hardy grabs Kurt Angle for Matt Hardy, who swings...but Angle ducks, and in a cruel twist of fate, the big punch floors J.Hardy. Irony is such a cruel mistress. Angle knocks Jeff Hardy to the ground. Angle Lock!!! Jeff Hardy taps out! M.Hardy and J.Hardy remain in the ring. Jeff Hardy does not look happy at losing. Matt Hardy goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by J.Hardy. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. A ****1\2 rating for a great match. Overall: ****1\4 Eddy/Hurricane ***1\4 Brock/RVD **3\4 Edge/Kurt ****1\4 Chrises/Tajiri-Ultimo **3\4 Show/Lance ****1\2 Cena-Angle/Hardyz

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FrigidSoul - Don't even notice him half the time, so it doesnt matter. BBCW - Don't find him that annoying, although sometimes he has his moments. Drury - One of the worst posters here.

What did the carpet say to the floor? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Don't move -- I've got you covered!

I havent checked out UFC in ages. I'll probably give this a glance.

*Drury walks in* "Thanks".

Yeah, it was. Odd at the time, and more so looking back on it. Anyways, it kinda looked like this:

*looks for the threads Medical Alert Braclet*

Elbow Macaroni, Paste, Pipe Cleaners and Sparkles?

*grabs TMM's stash and rolls one up while bangin' his Momma*

Mmmmm... Its almost like fruity~!

Nope. As I said and showed you, it looks super cheap. All it had was the hub, a USB cord and thats it. No disc, no thing. I assumed I just plug it in, and plug whatever to it for it to work. But nope.

Man, I had KFC earlier this evening, now I'm absolutely parched. *drinks a 2LT of Coke*

I can just imagine sticking my face in there, its awesome.

No, but your avatar is fucking GREAT.

Fuck, I'm bored. Anyone wanna start a EWR game with me?

Good ol' Halifax.

Alice In Wonderland Wait...we're all smoking, right? I'll match somebody. I went with a couple of RAWs from July 97. Thanks all the same.

Someone tell me a PPV or show to pop in the VCR for some background viewing.

*strips down and pours a bottle of Scotch over myself* "Hey Marney?"

Huh? It doesnt say anything about images. Or are you talking about the webcam? if so, I have that. i'm just saying the mouse and/or the HP psc doesnt work if I plug it into the hub.