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The Traditional Samoan tribal tatto that goes from stomach to knees Really? Wow...he's certainly going the same route as the High Chief.

How do ya get a wooden pop stick or plastic spoon to stand up straight in a cup of liquid?

Well, I bought it. Got it for $19.83 at Wal-Mart. I also picked up The Getaway for the same price. Ah, I needed some new games...

Juvi might be decent enough, but is travelling around TNA and other indies as we speak. The original Psicosis is currently a shell of his former self. The guy hasn't been the same since he lost his mask back in WCW. Ideally, the Cruiserweight match should be similar to the Cruiserweight countdown match they had in WCW back in 2001. Two guys start, whenever someone gets pinned another guy replaces him. Much like the Tag Turmoil matches the WWE pulled off a few times. I think that this idea would be much better than the supposed Battle Royal with everyone in the ring and pins count. I say have 10 guys: 1) Akio 2) Sakota 3) Tajiri 4) Nunzio 5) Jamie Noble 6) Funaki 7) Shannon Moore 8) Ultimo Dragon 9) Billy Kidman 10) Rey Mysterio Ending with a great back and forth between Rey and Tajiri, and the winner (Rey)goes on to face Chavo either immediately or later in the night. Preferably later in the night, because this Cruiserweight match could be a fun opener that would get the MSG crowd on their feet.

Edge for RVD? Sure, I like it. Edge could go to RAW and return with a great pop and set his sites on........oh, shit. Anyways, if RVD moves to SmackDown! I think he will be the one who gets the best of this deal. RVD could have great matches with some of the SmackDown! heels (Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, Rhyno, Tajiri etc) or if they wanted to, go the possible heel route and have him challenge the likes of Eddy Guerrero, Rey Mysterio and John Cena. A move to SD! would absolutely refresh Rob's character and his career. I say, do it.

A Wrestlemania DVD set would be the ultimate, definitive collection of wrestling PPVs. How much do you think it'd run? I'm guessing it would be in different volumes?

Its at a local video game store for $29 bucks. I'm a huge wrestling video game fan, I have all the versions of the SmackDown! series, as well as the LOW set, among many others down through the years. Although I've never played Def Jam, but I heard it was pretty good. So, should I or shouldn't I?

I made a custom tape for the Top 10 WRESTLEMANIA Matches to put on my tape trading site before Wrestlemania last year. Here it is:

*Looks at Calender* Nice job Frank!

That "trip" was classic horror movie worthy!

TLC - "Unpretty" That song makes me wanna jump off a bridge. The screech of the acoustic guitar over and over and over and over again makes me suicidal to say the very least. Everytime I hear it on tv or the radio, I change it as fast as I can.

Booooo... Worst 'True or False' yet. With two guys like that, you'd think they'd come up with better comments for them than those. I mean, "Sex and the City" and "Ralph Nader" questions? Whoever wrote this piece has to be ashamed.

WEEK 6 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits MAIN EVENT: Chris Benoit and Edge vs Eddy Guerrero and Rob Van Dam : RVD bodyslams Edge. Bodyslam by RVD. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Eddy Guerrero. RVD \ Eddy hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Eddy Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Edge. Eddy only gets knees on a splash. Massive backbreaker, Eddy got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Tag between Edge and Chris Benoit. Benoit rocks Eddy with a brutal elbow to the jaw. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Chris Benoit snap suplexes Eddy...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Eddy backdrops Chris Benoit out of a piledriver attempt. Hard back suplex on Benoit. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Eddy tags out to Rob Van Dam. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Benoit. Tag between Chris Benoit and Edge. Flying shoulder tackle by RVD sends Edge to the mat. Edge gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Split Legged Moonsault! 1....2....3. Edge \ Benoit don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack RVD \ Eddy, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. A ****1\4 rating, great bout.

WEEK 5 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Chris Jericho is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Shane McMahon, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview about what Shane is planning to do in the near future. John Cena vs Lance Storm (For The United States Title): Storm takes a headbutt from John Cena. Big clothesline on Storm. Hooks the leg for a two count. Storm reverses a waistlock. Driven DDT by Lance Storm. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Storm hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Cena goes down. Storm walks into a trip. Storm walks into a spike slam. Lance Storm can barely stand. F-U!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Kurt Angle is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Brock Lesnar, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Angle turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Kurt Angle is in trouble. F5! Brock Lesnar raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Angle, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Kurt Angle, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his windpipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Kurt Angle as Brock Lesnar exits via the crowd. The Hurricane is backstage in the office of Shane McMahon, pointing out that his partner is not fit to compete in the upcoming tag match. Shane McMahon allows him to pick another partner, and that the match will go ahead. Chris Benoit is backstage. He continued the feud by ripping into Eddy Guerrero. Good to see they're giving the feud some proper air-time. World's Greatest Tag Team vs Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri (For The WWE Tag Team Titles) : Stiff high kick on Dragon by Charlie Haas who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Haas hits a dropkick on Ultimo Dragon. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ultimo Dragon powers out of a Charlie Haas headlock. Spin kick by Ultimo Dragon to the face. Lightning kick by Dragon on Haas. Tag to Tajiri. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Charlie Haas powers out of a Tajiri headlock. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. Standing leg lariat by Shelton Benjamin on Tajiri. Hard back suplex on Tajiri. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Tag between Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. Power drive elbow by Charlie Haas. Pin, but Tajiri is out just before the three count. Tajiri counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hard back suplex on Haas. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tag to Ultimo Dragon. Ultimo Dragon hits a rolling kick on Haas. Ultimo Dragon floors Charlie Haas. Dragon Sleeper!!! Charlie Haas taps out! Good **** rating. Nova is backstage, when The Hurricane comes over. He proposes that they form a tag team. Nova accepts, and they walk off discussing their future plans as a team. The Hurricane and Nova vs Edge and Christian : Hurricane hits a dropkick on Edge. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Hurricane. Hurricane tags out to Nova. Hard back suplex on Edge. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Nova, Edge is out. Tag between Nova and The Hurricane. Nova \ Hurricane hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Edge blocks the suplex attempt. Tag to Christian. Christian uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super frankensteiner on Hurricane, who hit hard. Tag to Edge. Edge and Christian hook up Hurricane, then hit a double suplex. Rude Awakening on The Hurricane by Edge. Hurricane takes a hurrancarana from Edge. Tag to Christian. Second rope flying axe handle, Hurricane goes down. Hurricane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hurricane tags out to Nova. Nova crushes Christian with a running senton. Edge scoops up Nova for a slam, then turns....but Christian accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Nova, and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. Christian is in trouble. Spin Doctor! 1....2....3. Hurricane \ Nova go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. We see Eddy Guerrero arriving backstage. Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle : Lesnar walks into a high dropkick from Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle snap suplexes Lesnar. Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Lesnar. Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Brock Lesnar fights out of a grapple. Big clothesline on Angle. Spear by Brock Lesnar. Cover for a two count. Angle blocks the suplex attempt. Reverse DDT into a backbreaker by Kurt Angle, great move. Cover for a two count. Lesnar gets hit with a running splash mountain out of the corner. Pin, but Lesnar is out just before the three count. Lesnar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Angle gets slammed. Kurt Angle avoids a Brock Lesnar avalanche. Brock Lesnar takes a butterfly suplex from Angle. Brock Lesnar gets whipped into the corner by Angle, who charges in with a clothesline. Lesnar grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Brock Lesnar gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Brock Lesnar looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Lesnar has lost it! I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair. Eddy Guerrero is in the ring. Chris Benoit comes out, and challenges him to a match at the next show. The challenge is accepted! Overall: ***1\4 Cena/Storm **** WGTT/Tajiri/Ultimo ****1\4 Hurricane-Nova/E+C ***1\4 Lesnar/Angle

WALLS of CHRISTIAN~!

WEEK 5 RAW Brand Opening Credits Triple H is backstage. He was building up the feud with The Undertaker. Good plan. New Age Outlaws vs Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, and Spike Dudley: Spike Dudley fires off some right and left hands. Bodyslam by Spike. Tag between Spike Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley. New Dudleyz hook up Billy, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Billy reverses a waistlock. Spear by Billy Gunn. Tag to Road Dogg. Powerbomb on Bubba. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Road Dogg hits some punches. Road Dogg misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tag to Spike Dudley. Big clothesline on Dogg. Tag between Spike Dudley and D-Von Dudley. D-Von \ Spike whip Dogg into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Full nelson slam on Dogg. There's a two count on the pin. Road Dogg powers out of a D-Von Dudley headlock. D-Von receives some punishment. D-Von ducks a wild right hand. D-Von tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley hits some punches. Running knee lift from Bubba Ray Dudley. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Dogg. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz hook up Dogg, then hit a double suplex. Back elbow connects, Dogg staggers backward. D-Von walks into a trip. Tag to Billy Gunn. Full nelson slam on D-Von. Tag between D-Von Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley. Billy Gunn with a spinning neckbreaker on Bubba. Massive backbreaker, Bubba got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Tag between Bubba Ray Dudley and Spike Dudley. Big clothesline on Spike. Spike reverses a Billy Gunn hammerlock. Spike Dudley scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Billy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Back elbow connects, Spike staggers backward. Massive backbreaker, Spike got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Tag between Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. New Age Outlaws whip Spike into the corner. Billy Gunn whips Road Dogg in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Spike Dudley charges, Billy moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Spike Dudley knocks Billy to the outside, then signals for the Dudley Dogg. He reaches out of the ring for Billy Gunn...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Billy sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Dean Malenko is in the ring, carrying the Intercontinental Title belt. Taz comes down and gets in the ring. After a few words, Taz grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. Taz poses above him, the belt in his hands. Trish Stratus vs Lita vs Molly vs Victoria (For The Vacant Women's Title) : Victoria strikes Molly. Spin kick by Victoria to the face. Hooks the leg for a two count. Molly elbows Victoria in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag between Molly and Lita. Driven DDT by Lita. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Victoria charges, Lita moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tiger suplex on Victoria, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Driven DDT by Lita. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Victoria avoids a Lita avalanche. Tag between Victoria and Trish Stratus. Lita takes a hurrancarana from Trish Stratus. Flying elbow from Trish Stratus. Lita pushes out of a Trish Stratus hold. Driven DDT by Lita. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Vicious kick to the teeth from Lita. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Lita defeats Trish. Dropkick connects, Lita goes down. Driven DDT by Molly. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Molly on Lita. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Lita reverses a Molly hammerlock. Power drive elbow by Lita. Lita tags out to Victoria. Springboard dropkick from Victoria. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Victoria defeats Molly. Standing leg lariat by Victoria on Lita. Lita blocks a punch. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Victoria counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jawbreaker. Spin kick by Victoria to the face. Victoria moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Widow's Peak. 1....2...3, it's finished. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair. Shawn Michaels is in the ring, and he calls out The Rock. There is no response, so Shawn Michaels walks off backstage to find him. We see The Undertaker arriving backstage. Al Snow vs Dean Malenko (For The Intercontinental Title) : Malenko hits a quick kick on Snow. Snow ducks a wild right hand. Snow slams Dean Malenko. Malenko reverses an Irish whip...and Al Snow runs into the referee. Massive lariat, apparently Snow has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Malenko reverses a Al Snow hammerlock. Snow walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Dean Malenko hits a crap missile dropkick on Snow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diving headbutt from Malenko, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Al Snow powers out of a Dean Malenko headlock. Snow hits a stump piledriver on Dean Malenko. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Malenko reverses a Al Snow hammerlock. Al Snow has lost it! He floors Dean Malenko and starts raining down punches like a psycho! The referee tries to break it up...and gets thrown to one side. The referee is calling for the DQ! Snow has caused a DQ through his hatred of Dean Malenko. Taz comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dean Malenko is just leaving the ring...and Taz scores with a brutal chair shot! Dean Malenko falls to the floor holding his head. A **** rating for a good contest. Vince McMahon is backstage. He put himself over, talking about how great he is. Backstage, a crowd is forming around Shawn Michaels, who has been knocked unconscious once again and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack yet again. Dudley Boyz are in the ring. New Age Outlaws come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at Backlash. Dudley Boyz accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Triple H vs Tommy Dreamer (For The World Heavyweight Title) : Flying shoulder tackle by Dreamer sends HHH to the mat. Devastating face-first slam from Dreamer on HHH. Cover for a two count. Triple H fights out of a grapple. Dreamer gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from HHH. Big dropkick by Triple H, who got good elevation. There's a two count on the pin. Dreamer gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. HHH drives a thrust kick into the chest of Dreamer. Dreamer counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tommy Dreamer hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying clothesline by Dreamer. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Bodyslam by Dreamer. HHH takes a headbutt from Tommy Dreamer. HHH counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. HHH slams Tommy Dreamer down. Death valley driver by Triple H, Tommy Dreamer is down and hurt. Tommy Dreamer is in trouble. Pedigree! The Undertaker quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Triple H turns around. The Undertaker spins HHH around. The Undertaker hits the Last Ride! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Undertaker! The Undertaker pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault HHH! Right hands rain down on Triple H, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, The Undertaker turns and leaves the ring, the damage done. It gets a ***1\2 rating. Overall: *** Outlaws/Dudleyz ***1\4 Victoria/Trish/Lita/Molly **** Snow/Malenko ***1\2 Dreamer/HHH

Yeah, Simmons should definately retire for good now. He teased it last year, but came back to revive the APA. It went nowhere and they (Bradshaw included) are well past their primes as the beer drinkin' asskickers. Although the idea of putting him as a road agent could be good, but I never actually heard of Ron Simmons having a good 'mind' for the business, although he's been in it for a couple of decades. Who knows.

Indeed it did. One of the GREATEST of all time.

WEEK 5 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Hurricane and Evan Karagias (Number One Contendership): Dropkick connects, Karagias goes down. Flying elbow from Charlie Haas. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. World's Greatest Tag Team hook up Karagias, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Spin kick by Shelton Benjamin to the face. Karagias powers out of a headlock. Karagias crushes Shelton with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Evan Karagias and The Hurricane. Hurricane crushes Shelton with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Spin kick by The Hurricane to the face. Shelton Benjamin powers out of a The Hurricane headlock. Hurricane takes a flying neckbreaker from Shelton Benjamin. Shelton tags out to Charlie Haas. Kick from Charlie Haas to the leg. Hurricane tags out to Evan Karagias. Driven DDT by Charlie Haas. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Evan Karagias climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Haas. The Hurricane bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Karagias by accident. Charlie Haas moves in for the kill. Haastruction!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Hurricane and Karagias remain in the ring. Evan Karagias does not look happy at losing. The Hurricane goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Karagias. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Kurt Angle is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this. He talked trash about Lance Storm. See, it's simple - they insult each other, build up some heat, then fight. It's not rocket science. Vince McMahon is in the ring, and announces that he has signed a new wrestler to RAW. Out comes Taz, who plays to the crowd from the sound stage. Vince McMahon remains in the ring, looking pleased with this new signing. Matt Hardy vs Christian : Christian scores with a back heel kick on M.Hardy. Dropkick connects, M.Hardy goes down. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hard back suplex on M.Hardy. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Christian only gets knees on a splash. M.Hardy hits a dropkick on Christian. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Hooks the leg for a two count. Christian powers out of a Matt Hardy headlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christian. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. M.Hardy reverses a waistlock. M.Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Christian pushes out of a Matt Hardy hold. Second rope flying axe handle, M.Hardy goes down. Jeff Hardy comes running down the aisle with a chair! M.Hardy and Christian continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Jeff Hardy slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Christian moves! J.Hardy accidentally blasts M.Hardy with a chair to the head! Christian throws J.Hardy out of the ring! Matt Hardy is in trouble. Unprettier! 1....2....3. Matt Hardy has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. A good *** rating. Paul Heyman is in the ring, and takes a microphone. He challenges Stevie Richards to come out and face him. Stevie Richards comes running out, but falls prey to a vicious chair shot from Brock Lesnar, who had been hiding in the wings. Lesnar continues the beating as Paul Heyman walks down to get some shots in. Stevie Richards got suckered in. Chris Benoit vs John Cena : Rude Awakening on Chris Benoit by Cena. Benoit walks into a spike slam. There's a two count on the pin. Chris Benoit elbows John Cena in the face to break a hammerlock. John Cena walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Benoit. Gut buster, Cena hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Emerald Fusion by Chris Benoit on Cena. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Hard impact russian legsweep by Benoit. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Cena counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spear by John Cena. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by John Cena, Chris Benoit got planted. Pin, but Benoit is out just before the three count. Back elbow connects, Benoit staggers backward. Benoit receives some punishment. Benoit counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Vertical suplex by Chris Benoit. Corkscrew brainbuster suplex, Benoit hit it well. Chris Jericho comes running down the aisle with a chair! Benoit whips John Cena into the ropes. Jericho jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Jericho, Cena, and the chair! John Cena staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Benoit and Jericho are putting the boots to John Cena! Eddy Guerrero comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Canadian Chrises running for cover. Eddy Guerrero saved Cena from a major beating. It gets a ***1\2 rating. Tommy Dreamer is in the ring, and he calls out Triple H. HHH appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two. Triple H vs Tommy Dreamer : HHH gets slammed. Stiff chop lights up HHH. Big backdrop on HHH, executed well. Running knee lift from Tommy Dreamer. Triple H pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Triple H snap suplexes Dreamer...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) HHH hits a stump piledriver on Tommy Dreamer. There's a two count on the pin. Dreamer reverses a waistlock. HHH walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying clothesline by Dreamer. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Dreamer only gets knees on a splash. Stiff chop lights up Dreamer. Dreamer counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big clothesline on HHH. The Undertaker comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dreamer whips Triple H into the ropes. Undertaker jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Undertaker, HHH, and the chair! Triple H staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! The Undertaker pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault HHH! Right hands rain down on Triple H, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, The Undertaker turns and leaves the ring, the damage done. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so I’m knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. Overall: *** WGTT/Hurricane-Evan *** Matt/Christian ***1/2 Cena/Benoit ***1/2 HHH/Dreamer

Thanks for the compliment. I'm still working out some bugs.

Wait...it's just his mom and his dad...how could he have been part of the actual conversation?

WEEK 4 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Chris Jericho is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is John Cena, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from Jericho soon annoy Cena, and he attacks Chris Jericho! He lays Jericho out, but only after destroying most of the set in the short brawl. Paul Heyman is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell them to be ready, as something is going to happen soon. Edge vs Rob Van Dam: Stiff chop lights up RVD. Edge only gets knees on a splash. Edge gets slammed. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Tiger suplex on Edge, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Edge elbows Rob Van Dam in the face to break a hammerlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Nice piledriver on RVD. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on RVD. Pin, but RVD is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam elbows Edge in the face to break a hammerlock. Super kick by Rob Van Dam. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Edge counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jawbreaker. Edge moves in for the kill. Edgecution!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Rob Van Dam offers a handshake to Edge...and he accepts it! No! Edge levels RVD with a cheap shot right hand! Edge spins RVD around. Edge hits the Edgecution! Rob Van Dam has been floored after the match. This was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2 rating. Dawn Marie is backstage with Lance Storm. Dawn Marie was out there to hype a match for Storm against Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle vs Lance Storm: Storm crushes Angle with a big legdrop. Tiger suplex on Angle, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tiger suplex on Angle, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hooks the leg for a two count. Kurt Angle powers out of a Lance Storm headlock. Kurt Angle snap suplexes Storm...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Vicious snap suplex! Lance Storm got whipped over hard. Lance Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Super frankensteiner on Angle, who hit hard. Kurt Angle hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Storm scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Kurt Angle got screwed out of the victory! Lance Storm remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Great match, a ****1\4 rating I think. World's Greatest Tag Team vs Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon vs Hardy Boyz (For The SD Tag Team Titles): Matt Hardy scores with a back heel kick on Hurricane. Karagias throws a ladder onto Charlie Haas. Lightning kick by Karagias on Haas. Flying elbow by Tajiri from the top of the ladder. Spin kick by The Hurricane to the face. Springboard reverse elbow by The Hurricane. Excellent move. J.Hardy takes a thrown chair to the face. J.Hardy takes a flying neckbreaker from Shelton Benjamin. Hardy Boyz whip Karagias into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Jeff Hardy hits a dropkick off the table. Lightning kick by M.Hardy on Hurricane. Super frankensteiner on M.Hardy, who hit hard. Tiger suplex on J.Hardy, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Dragon hits a face jam on Charlie Haas onto the ladder. Springboard kick drives a table into Karagias. Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon set the ladder up and climb it, grabbing the prize for the victory. That was good. **** rating. Brock Lesnar is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Christian. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two. Brock Lesnar vs Christian : Lesnar hits a right hand. Flying shoulder tackle by Lesnar sends Christian to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Lesnar only gets knees on a splash. Christian hits a rolling kick on Lesnar. Christian hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Hard back suplex on Lesnar. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Lesnar counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Big piledriver on Christian. Christian can barely stand. F5! 1....2....3. Brock Lesnar gives a murderous look toward Christian...and attacks! Christian gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Lesnar leaves the ring having left Christian down and out. A good *** rating. A video is played, hyping the upcoming Canadian Chrises vs Eddy \ Cena match. Canadian Chrises vs Eddy Guerrero and John Cena : Fallaway slam by John Cena. Spear by John Cena. Hooks the leg for a two count. Cena tags out to Eddy Guerrero. Eddy \ Cena whip Jericho into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hard back suplex on Jericho. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Eddy Guerrero strikes Jericho. Eddy walks into a trip. Slingshot senton by Jericho, crushing the chest of Eddy. Tag between Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. Gut buster, Eddy hits hard. Doctor Bomb, Eddy is hurt. Eddy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Eddy Guerrero and John Cena. Spear by John Cena. Death valley driver by John Cena, Chris Benoit is down and hurt. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Cena bodyslams Chris Benoit. Benoit pushes out of a John Cena hold. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Benoit, Cena got folded in half. Edge and Christian come running down the aisle with chairs! Benoit whips John Cena into the ropes. Edge jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Edge, Cena, and the chair! John Cena falls to the canvas. John Cena gets knocked to the ground by Benoit. Here it comes...Crippler Crossface! John Cena taps! Canadian Chrises signal to each other...and they attack Cena \ Eddy! After an swift brawl, Cena and Eddy are left down in the ring. This was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2 rating. Overall: ****1\2 Edge/RVD ****1\4 Angle/Storm **** WGTT/Tajiri-Ultimo/Hardyz/Hurricane-Evan *** Brock/Christian ****1/2 Chrises/Cena-Eddy

WEEK 4 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits Stephanie McMahon is backstage with Triple H. HHH doesn't really need Stephanie McMahon as a mouthpiece, he's better at interviews. Stephanie McMahon was talking trash about The Undertaker. Al Snow vs Dean Malenko (For the Intercontinental Title): Badly executed second rope splash by Malenko. Dean Malenko with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Dean Malenko with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dean Malenko arm drags Snow over. There's a two count on the pin. Snow reverses a waistlock. Big clothesline on Malenko. Malenko walks into a spike slam. Dean Malenko pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying elbow off the top rope by Dean Malenko, poor elevation though. Malenko whips Snow into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Al Snow knocks Malenko to the outside, then signals for the Snow Plow. He reaches out of the ring for Dean Malenko...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Malenko sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so I’m knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. Backstage, a crowd is forming around Shawn Michaels, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack. Dudley Boyz vs New Age Outlaws (For The RAW Tag Team Titles): Stiff chop lights up Billy. Big clothesline on Billy. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz whip Billy into the corner. Bubba Ray Dudley whips D-Von Dudley in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by D-Von sends Billy to the mat. D-Von walks into a trip. Full nelson slam on D-Von. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Spear by Road Dogg. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dogg slams D-Von Dudley down. D-Von backdrops Road Dogg out of a piledriver attempt. Bodyslam by D-Von. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Dogg takes a headbutt from Bubba Ray Dudley. Dogg tags out to Billy Gunn. Flying shoulder tackle by Bubba sends Billy to the mat. Bubba whips Billy into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Billy Gunn floors Bubba, then signals for the One and Only on your Dome. Meanwhile, Bubba Ray Dudley has something in his hands. Billy comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Billy Gunn manages to grab them. Bubba Ray Dudley gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Billy Gunn used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Billy Gunn has been disqualified! The fight has started up again! Dudley Boyz attacks New Age Outlaws, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Tommy Dreamer is backstage. He was out there to tell Randy Orton that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Randy Orton vs Tommy Dreamer : Ring-shaking slam on Orton. Face jam onto the table. Death valley driver by Tommy Dreamer, Randy Orton got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rude Awakening on Randy Orton by Dreamer. There's a two count on the pin. Orton ducks a wild right hand. Orton uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Orton hits a stump piledriver on Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer backdrops Randy Orton out of a piledriver attempt. Spinebuster by Tommy Dreamer, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Beulah McGuillicutty is at ringside! Orton wastes valuable time by yelling at Beulah! Tommy Dreamer takes advantage of the distraction and nails Orton from behind! Tommy Dreamer moves in for the kill. Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Tommy Dreamer smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Beulah McGuillicutty, thanking her for interfering and helping win this match. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Kane vs Rikishi Fatu : Kane fires off some right and left hands. Kane bodyslams Rikishi Fatu. Rikishi gets slammed. There's a two count on the pin. Big backdrop on Rikishi, executed well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rikishi powers out of a headlock. Rikishi bodyslams Kane. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear by Rikishi Fatu. Kane elbows Rikishi Fatu in the face to break a hammerlock. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Rikishi Fatu is in trouble. Choke Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kane slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Rikishi turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. Shawn Michaels is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Shawn Michaels is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker. The Undertaker is in the ring, and he calls out Triple H. HHH appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two. The Undertaker vs Triple H (For the World Heavyweight Title) : Stun Gun from Triple H! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...I wonder what happened to him? Massive back suplex! The Undertaker got snapped in half. Cover for a two count. The Undertaker reverses a hip toss. Undertaker bodyslams Triple H. Flying shoulder tackle by Undertaker sends HHH to the mat. Cover for a two count. Flying spear out of the corner! HHH nearly got snapped in two. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big backdrop on HHH, executed well. HHH pushes out of a The Undertaker hold. Triple H hits a delayed suplex on Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Undertaker gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Stun Gun from Triple H! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...I wonder what happened to him? HHH drives a forearm into the chest of Undertaker. HHH only gets knees on a splash. Fallaway slam by The Undertaker. Flying spear out of the corner! HHH nearly got snapped in two. Triple H slides out and grabs a chair! Undertaker goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. I don't think the fight has finished. The Undertaker and HHH have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. A **** rating for a good contest. Overall: ***1\2 Malenko/Snow ***1\4 Outlaws/Dudleyz ***1\4 Dreamer/Orton **3\4 Kane/Rikishi **** HHH/Undertaker

WRESTLEMANIA XX Opening Credits World's Greatest Tag Team vs Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri (For The SD Tag Team Titles): Ultimo Dragon hits a rolling kick on Haas. Lightning kick by Tajiri on Karagias. Ultimo Dragon blasts Hurricane with a slingshot into the ladder. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Shelton. Super frankensteiner on Shelton, who hit hard. Evan Karagias scoops up Dragon. Hurricane bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Springboard dropkick from The Hurricane. Nicely done. Super kick by Evan Karagias. Shelton Benjamin dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Second rope flying axe handle, Hurricane goes down. Diamond Dust from Ultimo Dragon, Shelton is out. Spin kick by Tajiri to the face. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri go up the ladder and grab the prize to become WWE Tag team Champions! A ****1\4 rating, great bout. Dudley Boyz vs New Age Outlaws (For The RAW Tag Team Titles): Bubba Ray Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. Bodyslam by Dogg. Billy blocks a punch. Running knee lift from Billy Gunn. Stiff chop lights up D-Von. D-Von ducks a wild right hand. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls Dogg onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. D-Von Dudley scores with a big spinebuster. Spike Dudley comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bubba and Billy Gunn continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Spike Dudley slides in and blasts Billy Gunn with a chair to the head! Spike climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Bubba Ray Dudley moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Bubba Cutter. Bubba climbs onto the table with Billy Gunn and hits a bodyslam through it for the win! New Age Outlaws are left down and out in the ring thanks to the attack of Bubba, D-Von and Spike. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. 20 Man Battle Royal (For the Intercontinental Title): Belly to belly suplex by Taz. Hard impact russian legsweep by Taz. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Running knee lift from Rikishi Fatu. Rikishi threw Al Snow over the top rope. (Elimination # 1) Rikishi slams Rico. Rikishi eliminated Rico. (Elimination # 2) Rob Van Dam fires off some right and left hands. The Big Show was eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 3) Lesnar gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Brock Lesnar got eliminated by Angle. (Elimination # 4) Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Nova. Belly to belly suplex by Angle. Belly to belly suplex by Taz. Big backdrop on Spike, executed well. Rhyno hits a right hand. Goldust got eliminated by Rhyno. (Elimination # 5) Malenko, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Rhyno. Malenko tried to get Rhyno over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Rude Awakening on Tommy Dreamer by Spike. Spike tried to eliminate Tommy Dreamer, who hung onto the top rope. Dreamer gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. Tommy Dreamer got thrown over the top rope by Regal. (Elimination # 6) Double arm suplex by William Regal, Rikishi hits hard. Rikishi Fatu was eliminated by Regal. (Elimination # 7) Storm gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle, who got good elevation. RVD bodyslams Kurt Angle. RVD tried to eliminate Kurt Angle, who hung onto the top rope. Rude Awakening on A-Train by Orton. A-Train got eliminated by Orton. (Elimination # 8) Back elbow connects, Nova staggers backward. Taz threw Nova over the top rope. (Elimination # 9) Regal drives a forearm into the chest of Scotty. Scotty 2 Hotty got thrown over the top rope by Regal. (Elimination # 10) Spinning back kick from Lance Storm. Rhyno got bundled out by Storm. (Elimination # 11) Kurt Angle snap suplexes RVD. Back suplex off the top rope, RVD landed hard. Rude Awakening on Taz by Spike. Taz got thrown over the top rope by Spike. (Elimination # 12) Storm receives some punishment. Lance Storm got eliminated by Stevie. (Elimination # 13) Back suplex on Spike, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Angle threw Spike Dudley over the top rope. (Elimination # 14) Dean Malenko walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Regal. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Rob Van Dam hits some punches. RVD tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Malenko snapmares William Regal. Flying knee to the face from Dean Malenko. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Malenko hits a quick kick on Regal. William Regal got bundled out by Malenko. (Elimination # 15) Angle receives some punishment. Bodyslam by Stevie. Stevie Richards hits some punches. Stevie went for the elimination, but Kurt Angle held on to the ropes. Rob Van Dam hits some punches. RVD tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Stiff chop lights up Stevie. Stevie Richards got eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 16) Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on Angle. Angle receives some punishment. Spear by Rob Van Dam. RVD went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Face crusher from Malenko on Angle. Malenko tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Lightning kick by Orton on Malenko. Orton went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Back elbow connects, Orton staggers backward. Randy Orton got eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 17) Gut buster, Malenko hits hard. Angle tried to eliminate Dean Malenko, who hung onto the top rope. RVD slams Dean Malenko. RVD went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Kick from Dean Malenko to the leg. Malenko hits a dropkick on Kurt Angle. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Malenko. Big backdrop on Malenko, executed well. Dean Malenko strikes Angle. Malenko tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Angle tried to eliminate Rob Van Dam, who hung onto the top rope. RVD hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. RVD hits a dropkick on Dean Malenko. Dean Malenko strikes Angle. Malenko tried to eliminate Kurt Angle, who hung onto the top rope. Spear by Rob Van Dam. RVD tried to eliminate Dean Malenko, who hung onto the top rope. RVD hits a right hand. RVD went for the elimination, but Kurt Angle held on to the ropes. Dean Malenko uses a running dropkick into the corner. Malenko tried to eliminate Kurt Angle, who hung onto the top rope. Spear by Rob Van Dam. RVD tried to eliminate Dean Malenko, who hung onto the top rope. Malenko gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Angle tried to get Dean Malenko over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Back suplex on Malenko, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Angle tried to get Dean Malenko over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. RVD hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. RVD went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Flying elbow from Rob Van Dam. RVD went for the elimination, but Kurt Angle held on to the ropes. Fallaway slam by Rob Van Dam. Stiff chop lights up Malenko. RVD gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. Rob Van Dam was eliminated by Angle. (Elimination # 18) Dean Malenko floors Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle gets locked in the Texas Cloverleaf! Kurt Angle goes limp! Kurt Angle got eliminated by Malenko. I don't rate battle royals. Edge and Christian vs Hardy Boyz : M.Hardy walks into a high dropkick from Edge. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! J.Hardy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. J.Hardy hits a dropkick on Edge. Jeff Hardy scoops up Edge. M.Hardy bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Vicious lightning kick by M.Hardy on Christian. Matt Hardy with a whip into the ladder. Edge backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. M.Hardy takes a hurrancarana from Christian. Matt Hardy gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Jeff Hardy is climbing the ladder! Edge and Christian see it...and climb up as well! J.Hardy gets grabbed....double superplex off the ladder! Edge and Christian set the ladder back up, and climb up to claim up for the win! M.Hardy and J.Hardy remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Matt Hardy walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of J.Hardy. I'm handing out a ***** rating for this match, it was excellent! Chris Jericho vs John Cena (For The SD United States Title) : Cena hits a right hand. Cena walks into a trip. Chris Jericho strikes Cena. John Cena charges, Jericho moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tiger suplex on Cena, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. John Cena comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big backdrop on Jericho, executed well. John Cena hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Jericho is down and hurt. Pin, but Jericho is out just before the three count. Cena drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Super frankensteiner on Cena, who hit hard. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Cena powers out of a headlock. John Cena moves in for the kill. Fireman's Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena offers a handshake to Jericho...and he accepts it! No! Chris Jericho levels Cena with a cheap shot right hand! Chris Jericho floors Cena. Chris Jericho signals - Lion Sault! John Cena has been floored after the match. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so I’m knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. Kane vs The Undertaker : Spear by Kane. The Undertaker comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. The Undertaker fires off some right and left hands. The Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Kane. Bodyslam by Undertaker. Kane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spinebuster by Kane. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Big clothesline on Undertaker. Undertaker counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from The Undertaker. Flying clothesline by Undertaker. The Undertaker moves in for the kill. Choke Slam! 1....2....3. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin : Bodyslam by Hogan. Spear by Hulk Hogan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Steve Austin takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Hogan receives some punishment. Fallaway slam by Steve Austin. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Hogan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Fallaway slam by Steve Austin. Hulk Hogan fights out of a grapple. Spinebuster by Hulk Hogan. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat, apparently Hogan has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pin, but Stone Cold is out just before the three count. Hogan slams Steve Austin down. Hogan bodyslams Steve Austin. Stone Cold pushes out of a Hulk Hogan hold. Steve Austin with a spinning neckbreaker on Hogan. Brutal powerbomb on Hogan. Vince McMahon is at ringside! Hogan wastes valuable time by yelling at Vince! Steve Austin takes advantage of the distraction and nails Hogan from behind! Steve Austin moves in for the kill. Stone Cold Stunner!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Stone Cold and Vince put the boots to Hulk Hogan, stomping away on him. I'll give it a **1\2 rating. Chris Benoit vs Eddy Guerrero (For The SD Heavyweight Title) : Stiff high kick on Benoit by Eddy Guerrero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Eddy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Eddy hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eddy Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Benoit. Hooks the leg for a two count. Benoit counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big forearm by Chris Benoit, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eddy gets rocked with a brutal elbow to the jaw by Benoit. Eddy Guerrero takes the advantage after a mine-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Shining Wizard on Benoit, Eddy really laid that one in. Chris Benoit gets knocked to the ground by Eddy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! 1....2....3. Eddy Guerrero climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory It gets a ***1\2 rating. The Rock vs Triple H (For The RAW Heavyweight Title) : Belly to belly suplex by HHH. Rock counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Stiff chop lights up HHH. The Rock misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Death valley driver by The Rock, Triple H got planted. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Triple H elbows The Rock in the face to break a hammerlock. Triple H with a spinning neckbreaker on Rock. Nice piledriver on Rock. Hooks the leg for a two count. Triple H brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Rock. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. The Rock pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by The Rock. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. HHH counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. The Rock gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Shawn Michaels needed to make a super fast count! Shawn Michaels has grabbed a chair from outside, and slides back into the ring. The Rock turns around, and gets floored with a brutal chair shot! Shawn Michaels has knocked The Rock out with a chair! *** rating for a good bout. Overall: ****1\4 WGTT/Tajiri-Ultimo/Hurricane-Evan **3\4 Dudleyz/Outlaws ***** E+C/Hardys ***1\2 Cena/Jericho ***1\4 UT/Kane **1\2 Hogan/Austin ***1\2 Benoit/Eddy *** HHH/Rock