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They have a mixed tag match with Stevie and Victoria.

Bizarro World.

Flair is the fucking Messiah

An' not the mint one...the crappy amber stuff! Yes the piss color one The kind Rick Rude threw in Piper's eyes, back in the day on the Brother Love Show!

Was he face in ECDub though?

I dont think we've actually seen one, have we? Not that I know of. And if WWE knew anything about booking a good feud they'd play off their Thrillseekers past. Oh, they don't. Besides, that past is too long ago (1993ish) and isnt even a WWE past, so they most definately won't do anything like that.

This could be good, if they give it enough time.

I dont think we've actually seen one, have we?

RVD & Lance vs Christian & Jericho!

STEINER! *marks out* hey, they're whorin' Stacy up moreso... I LOVE this angle!

It's hard coming up with a fitting name, that the WWE doesnt aready own, or isnt too indy-ish. I say: NWA-TNA: Double Trouble NWA-TNA: Tradition Reigns NWA-TNA: A Night to Remember ...or whatever.

Why dont they have Austin or any of the 'staff' grab the camera man, and say something like "c'mon get outta here", for EFFECT.

I hate how JR and the King have to pull that tired old, 'oh my fans..." and acting all shocked. Fuck sakes, I'm so sick of their shit.

Is it wrong that'd I'd rather be playing SYM right now instead of this shit?

Opener: Kane vs ................Rosey? Its gonna be a LOOOOOONG night.

Gee, why does that sound familiar? Oh, that's right. I thought of it almost two months ago, even before SummerSlam. ..or the rest of us here, LAST year for Survivor Series.

The WWE is whats up wit that. No FBI, no Kanyon, No Noble or Nidia. But we have tons of Sable, Torrie Wilson and Rikishi! Knoble and Kanyon, okay. And maybe even Nunzio. But I couldn't give two shits about Nidia, Stamboli and Palumbo. Stamboli and Palumbo, just because they could be apart of the FBI stable with Nunzio. Nidia, only to have her with Noble. and I forgot about Spanky, and Kidman!

^ G Money

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I predict a record LOW for the One and Only RAW Thread tonight...

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom. THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of an Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace. WATERMELON A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendee. The End

The WWE is whats up wit that. No FBI, no Kanyon, No Noble or Nidia. But we have tons of Sable, Torrie Wilson and Rikishi!

Sorry, but I am too disgusted by your arrogance. Thank You. But it was WAY better, pal.

Oh Man! Those are sweet. I didnt see those before. Business was BAD.

Shit, I forgot about Game 5! yeah, I'd say I'll tape RAW and fast forward through it later..