BLOW ME.
.....Oops, or is that a comment fitted for the Hardcore folder?
I'd say so, my friend—that was pretty vicious! An atomic-powered wasp's sting, that echos through to each of the cockles of my heart!
Seriously, you bozo, which I totally am right now ... you wouldn't dare take me on in a place like Hardcore Discussion. You know they renamed it that 'cause of me, right? I'm a bad man, and the ante had to be upped immensely to accomodate my extreme aura of attitude.
So ... still feeling bold enough? Then grab on tight to your carefully-manufactured little image, Dr. Hollywood, and take yourself out for a spin into a land that time forgot, save for the little dates that go up on the top of every post. But if I was your publicist, I'd advise you against this. A lot of people would rather be eternally branded a coward than an emasculated fool. But at least with the last option, you can pretend that you have a shot of coming out of this smelling like petunias.
Oh, and after everyone watches you take a thorough lashing across all your ugly parts, you won't have to fret yourself over any girl problems. I doubt she'll be wanting anything to do with you or your fakey-breaky little luau.
I am going to make fun of you so bad.