Giuseppe Zangara

Could've been worse:

Hüsker Dü Wire (for the first album, though the second and third ones are ace, too) Black Flag X Bad Brains The Damned

Thanks for your concern over this board's welfare, Dismachined!

Mik takes his message boarding very seriously; he has no time for such childish games. He's gonna be a doctor, ya know.

Infinite Jest is overrated. Congratulations on your use of Google. Now continue being the pathetic Banky/Inc hyrbid that you are!

Gentlemen—and for most of you I use that term loosely—we at Team Kotzenjunge celebrate diversity. We appreciate and celebrate all lifestyles and forms of entertainment, be it film, music or television. We especially enjoy literature—my original screenname came from a novel most of you slackjawed heathens had never heard of; though, if you have, the sheer brain power required to understand the words that come together to form coherent sentences is simply lacking! We at Team Kotzenjunge are smart, educated men. The members of Team RigidBalls, Team Malipoo and Team No One Really Gives a Shit About These Guys belong in a zoo with their simian brothers. There, they can continue as they've done in life: emitting foul odors, flinging their feces and masturbating in front of school children.

You're on! You first.

Angle-plex continues to fail, as my beastiality jokes surpasses his in all ways a beastiality joke can possibly surpass! Another strike for Team FrigidSoul.

Popick, I'm afraid your woman has been unfaithful:

Lacks the subtlety of my implication that I rammed the tender anal flower of Jenni. Therefore, you lose at life!

Popick has been unable to respond, as he cannot type and hold up his sweater vest to mop up the deep, salty tears presently running down his face.

Don't worry, one day you will be a real boy, too!

Oh, did he tell you I gave Jenni a filthy sanchez?

Does A Cock SC have emotions like humans do.

Popick, you miserable scumfuck, I assume you care little for what I do to your mother's dirty parts. Enjoy rotting in hell!

I am going to violate the sanctity of your mother's delicate areas, Popick.

But that dude sucks, so who cares.

Dids, do you find her attractive.

Won't happen.

Hey, I only joined 'cuz Kotz said I didn't have to do anything. I'm out the moment this gets wrestling-y.

The two posts before this were pretty great, actually.

Shitty band. The Butthole Surfers.

I will destroy all of you.

I'm confused. And scared. Someone hold me.

What the hell are you talking about?