Giuseppe Zangara

It was as I thought of 'em. The purpose of this thread, incidentally, was to spread a little love. I've been far too negative on these boards as of late.

The following people appear on this list based on their posting quality, as well as how much I enjoy(ed) interacting with them (though that does not always apply): Agent of Oblivion: The only person on this list to still actively post, Agent of Oblivion is a perfect example of someone I'd likely never socialize with outside of the board. Not because I don't like him, mind you, but I'd probably not attempt getting past his gruff exterior; were we co-workers, I'd write him off as metalhead stoner nobody. It would be my loss; the man posseses a wicked sense of humor and a wry intelligence that shatters any pre-conceived notions I may have about someone of his ilk. Plus, he's made great use of his moderator powers; I've kept mum about his forcibly changing my screenname, but honestly I thought it was hilarious. I'd say I'd love to go drinking with him were the opportunity ever to arise, but apparently he gets violent and scary when drunk, so maybe we could just smoke a bowl. Kinetic: Ah, yes. My supposed twin here at TSM. Posts very rarely; though too many of his recent posts involve making idiotic statements in the music folder, the man still has a few tricks up his sleeve (see this thread). Newer posters may not know Kinetic, or may wonder why he's spoken of so reverently by certain senior members (or wonder why people keep insisting we're the same person), and it's a shame. Kinetic was one of the wittiest, most clever and inventive of TSM posters; his decision to largely cut himself off from online life may benefit his social activities, but it was a detriment to this board. Some people love him for creating what is arguably the most popular gimmick poster in this board's history--Metal Ed--but I'm more grateful for his introducing bukkake into the TSM vernacular. Kudos, good sir. subliminal_animal: I have no idea what motivates subliminal_animal; a gander at his posting history reveals he started off his TSM tenure as a normal poster, talking about wrestling--but with a greater sense of intelligence than most people here, though that matters little since talking about wrestling is gayer than watching wrestling--but then he changed. I do not know if it was gradual or occurred overnight, nor do I care. What matters is that no one I have ever seen on this board is as capable as putting on as entertaining an evisceration as this man can. What makes it better is he often goes over the heads of the people he's insulting; they realize that they're probably being flamed, but they're too stupid to understand half of what he's saying. He hasn't posted since January, sadly. However, if/when he returns, we will be all the greater for it. LooseCannon: Is very likely my favorite person to ever post here, were I to rank this in order of preference (I haven't been, by the way). You can take much of what I said about Kinetic and apply it to LooseCannon, minus the gimmicks and stuff. I don't know what else to say about him, really; I'll note that, based on my interaction with him on and off the board, he's more my twin than Kinetic. Great, funny guy. If you weren't on this list, it doesn't mean I don't like you...though that is very well the case for many of you. Carry on.

This is their fifth best album, meaning it's only really, really good.

In spite of this, I read the piece and was not very amused by it. Amusement was the feeling I should've experienced, right? I liked the first post of this thread, though.

I don't follow sports.

Irrelevant. I want boobs.

What the fuck is Zsasz talking about.

(2x) The Go-Betweens - Liberty Belle and the Black Diamond Express The Magnetic Fields - i (currently the frontrunner for biggest disappointment of the year thus far) Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Let Love In (really good album--one of Cave's best--but that cover is horrible) Dirty Three - Whatever You Love, You Are Glenn Branca - The Ascension

Wait, I haven't seen your breasts yet, Hot Ticket. AIM 'em to alfosexual.

Want change in your life? Quitting this board is a start.

okay

You don't mean that You only ever say that about your own threads Quit making shit up.

This thread is obv. Classic folder material.

thats where you sniffle I don't get it. your show sucked...goodbye You're lashing out, but I know it is only a ruse. You are afraid to let your true feelings for me to show.

What the hell are you talking about.

Was that when you were saying Kylie Minogue had some good songs.

thats where you sniffle I don't get it.

Whoa! You really got my number there.

I just wanted to say Gaygent of Oblivion again.

Unless he means chave/incandenza, this is correct. I haven't made a gimmick in over a year. With that said, I suspect Gaygent of Oblivion will edit this post at some indeterminate point in the future, so whatever.

I got to do a phone interview with the dude in the middle. Nothing of note, though I managed to get a laugh out of him when I pointed out a review that called their music "dark wop." I agree with just about everything Edwin said, so I've little to add, other than that they sound completely different live. They tour with a full band, and, um, rock.

Jay-Z looks like a mashed potato sculpture. I don't know what Beyonce sees in him!

I had the lemon party link in the in my profile for awhile. I like the blissful look on the face of the dude in the upper right.

HOLY SHIT DUDE THIS IS LIKE WHOA

FrigidSoul's dying won't bring back David Schwimmer.