Giuseppe Zangara

I honestly don't remember.

My father once stuck a guinea pig in the microwave. He left it in there for like 20 seconds, with seemingly little effect to the rodent. My father then told me and my sister not to tell our mom about it when she came to pick us up the next day.

A respectable paper, obv.

This just in: I'm my gf's secret boyfriend.

Mine's always talking to herself. Bitch has gone senile in her late 40s.

Tindersticks--Curtains Liars--They Were Wrong, So We Drowned Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds--Let Love In

Post here if your parents suck shit.

So I went to visit my mom, and I remembered how much I hated her.

Hangovers go with drinking too much. If you can't handle it, don't fucking do it. Pussies.

Yeah, that was me. I ran out of bird watching material pretty quickly, believe it or not. haha

The Feelies--Only Life Stereolab--Peng! Tindersticks--Simple Pleasure

"Santa Cruz," by the Thrills.

Arrived in the mail: The Feelies--Only Life Stereolab--Peng!

So I listened to this today: It's pretty good.

I always figured Surfer Rosa was one of those "musts" when getting into indie music. In hindsight, it kinda feels like the must. What else could compete? Velvet Underground's first album. My Bloody Valentine's Loveless. Most recent addition would probably be Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. Loving any or all of these albums isn't a requirement, but they're touchstones in independent music. (I'm using the term "independent" loosely, by the way.)

I always figured Surfer Rosa was one of those "musts" when getting into indie music.

The direction of this thread would indicate that what Pixies album is best for someone who normally isn't "into" this type of music. Gil Norton's production sheen on the band's later work may make those albums more "accessible"--when compared to Steve Albini's dry, harsh boardwork for Surfer Rosa--but arguing like we have been is rather silly. If you're gonna like the relatively more pop-oriented Trompe Le Monde, you'll very likely not be scared off by the more abrasive Come On Pilgrim and Surfer Rosa, or the manic moments of Doolittle. It's still very much Frank Black/Black Francis' work, in spite of what the numerous Kim Deal apologists might think.

It's great that people took me seriously. How could do they after reading that?

An ex-girlfriend of mine loved Muse. I couldn't tell them apart from Candlebox, really.

Found my original shit list. This thread was wasted potential; I intended on updating it for several days, but I became too bored to care. My four month hiatus started just after this. Anyway, the first couple of pages are pretty good, but it gets awful after that (please note my lack of involvement in the sucky parts). For the record, I'm rather indifferent to my targets in the first post, so no hard feelings. Except for snuffbox. He's still horrible.

Given that this thread was about horse rape, I'm disappointed by the lack of funny contained therein. There were like three good posts here. Was mine of them? There was this brief moment where I imagined you were the horse, and I laughed very hard. So, no.

Given that this thread was about horse rape, I'm disappointed by the lack of funny contained therein. There were like three good posts here. EDIT: The one quoted here is among them.

I hope this thread never ends.

No idea, but I'll second that one. I forgot all about him and Shaved Bear. Why would you miss Shaved Bear.

RZA gets enough credit in other departments, so I doubt he's sweating it. If he is, then he should just focus his energy into making something good, not ass drippings like Birth of a Prince.