Giuseppe Zangara

The Doors

Actually, the real problem is I don't feel studly enough. Maybe more sex with more women is the answer.

Someone delete this thread. Now.

Make love to me!

He was two months too late to re-enact a GWAR song.

Perhaps valid, BUT O'Reilly would counter by saying that what is printed between the covers of his book is not exposed to a mainstream audience the way a Ludacris endorsement would be,thus what he does constitutes creative license and Ludacris constitutes smut. That's not how I neccessarily feel but I could see the approach being taken. And O'Reilly's a tool. It's not like Ludacris was talking about bitches and weed in a Pepsi commercial. Any Ludacris album is just as valid a form of expression as Bill O'Reilly's novel.

I haven't seen this movie. Does Jesus yell "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM" when he's on the cross?

I remember there being an excellent article awhile back that detailed the vulgarity in Bill O'Reilly's novel, Those Who Trespass, citing numerous things in that book that appear nowhere in any of Ludacris' albums (crack smoking, teenage prostitution, etc.). I'll be damned if I can remember where I read it, though.

Anglesault, did you take my advice yet.

I prefer my plan of wearing a yarmulke and laughing during the torture scenes.

Take what I said in the other thread as advice.

No one that young should be a Kiss fan.

I'd kill myself if I were 27 and had all sorts of gay wrestling crap in my signature.

This is like a meta gimmick.

I think it was this: It's great that I remember that. And your current avatar loses some of its lustre all compressed like that:

I think my original avatar was Tom Waits.

That's the best idea? Anyway, it'd only work if you replied to a thread before anyone else had the chance to. And then it wouldn't be that funny.

I'm playing the last song as I type this, so here's the playlist: Tindersticks--"Sweet Release" Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds--"Nobody's Baby Now" Dinosaur Jr.--"Start Choppin'" The Decemberists--"Leslie Anne Levine" Magnetic Fields--"I Don't Believe in the Sun" This Mortal Coil--"I Must Have Been Blind" Slowdive--"Alison" Jim O'Rourke--"All Downhill from Here" The New Pornographers--"Mystery Hours" Elvis Costello and the Attractions--"Watch Your Step" Stereolab--"Stomach Worm" The Feelies--"What Goes On" The Wrens--"Built-in Girls" Fugazi--"Bed for the Scraping" Handsome Boy Modeling School, w/ El-P and Alec Empire--"Megaton B-Boy 2000" Papa M--"Turn Turn Turn" Wire--"On Returning" Gang of Four--"Cheeseburger" Yo La Tengo--"Green Arrow" Talking Heads--"This Must be the Place" Buzzcocks--"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" Mercury Rev--"Snorry Mouth"

I was the hippest 14-year-old on the block.

Apple Venus is fantastic; Wasp Star less so. I never feel like less of a man for listening to either, as I'm super secure in my heteroness.

"Sweet Release," by the Tindersticks. Everyone should have sex while this band is playing.

I'd argue that this song is worse than any of those, Saturn.

Almost there!

Hey, FrigidSoul, way to put quote marks around women. I get jokes.