Giuseppe Zangara

Sometimes, people on message boards make me cry, too.

Threads like this can be found nowhere else but in Hardcore Discussion.

Nothing to add, really, but more love should be shown to Hüsker Dü's Zen Arcade than a simple aside. It's rather cliche to call something "the White Album of insert genre here," but Zen Arcade was a mammoth of a record (23 songs in 70 minutes) that did tear down the constrictive rules of hardcore music. Loud, aggressive guitars and throaty screaming could have a pretty, melodic side. And, going even further, a fine triple album is the Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs. It's fantastic, though I'll be damned if I ever listen to all three discs consecutively.

Surprised to see an indie band--though one with very obvious metal influences--make such a showing on this list; Don Caballero's playing in my town this Friday, too. I'll be there. Anyway, I'm not gonna complain about this list--it's a fucking list, ferchrissakes--but Neil Peart is ridiculously overrated.

I wouldn't expect a 13-year-old to understand.

The Decemberists--The Tain Ghost--Hypnotic Underworld Meat Puppets--Meat Puppets II Charles Mingus--Mingus Ah Um Isaac Hayes--Hot Buttered Soul

This thread is the most fun I ever had on this board.

It's the perpetual motion machine gag, and it's a great one. Let's not argue about this.

I made an awesome joke on page one of this otherwise horrible thread.

Ooh, thanks for pointing it out. Problem rectified.

Same goes for every one I've ever been to.

Hot Topic, I think (I've had it for over a year, so...). They usually have loads of Simpsons shirts there.

You'll never get a girl that way.

I'm doing a regular show at 7pm EST, folks. Here's the link again.

Christ, it's a fucking message board, people. Quit shitting your pampers over it.

He's like a more malicious Eagen.

BUMP This is a historic thread, kids. Started the controversial board invasion trend, which, in part, led to the introduction of one of TSM's most famous trolls, The Brain.

Gay.

Last I read, he was making God-friendly music, so no biz quitting for him.

Sad, but true. Please refer to the post above yours.

No, mainstream music is still mostly bad, but there is something of a creative rebirth in some of the stuff that gets played on the radio. Artists like Justin Timberlake, Kelis, etc. are making commercially accessible music, but with an energy that's largely been absent in pop radio. Now, personally speaking, I can enjoy the above, but usually for the singles. An entire album of it interests me very little.

Studies show that fantasizing about wrestling is closely related to masturbating to child porn. I shit you not.

"Milkshake" is a good song, you miserable worm. Anyway, longtime followers of my work may remember the coke whore I talked to on AIM (and was later treated orally). She claimed to live near him in Mississippi or some shit.