Giuseppe Zangara

You dirty cunt Where is the love? Bastard. ..... I actually feel bad now, since hating you has gotten passe.

I could do without people stealing my schtick.

My thread only made me hate a great deal of the people even more.

I just gave Banky eight votes.

But your sickening hatred of Mexicans would lower the grade significantly. But I don't ha....nevermind, I can't change your mind about that one. Your racism disgust me. Get out of my thread.

But your sickening hatred of Mexicans would lower the grade significantly.

Kotzenjunge: A smart, level-headed fellow on AIM--where he always makes for good conversation--though his board presence does not always reflect this. Comes off far too defensive, in addition to self-pitying (see this thread, for example). Though he started the State of America back in the summer of '02--easily the most creative and entertaining posting clique in this board's storied history--his contributions to TSM have suffered after its premature demise. He's still better than the lot of you (and one of the few TSM people I'd be willing to meet in person, were the opportunity to arise), but sometimes I miss the Kotzenjunge of old. He peaked early, the poor bastard. However, in spite of that, he gets a B-.

I'm gonna get all my gimmick accounts to vote for Banky.

But none of those posts were funny.

Banky's was the only Squirtle joke that was funny, guys.

I'm very shy.

"I see you hatin'."

Is this thread about me.

First result in an image search for "dignity"

The String Cheese Incident is one of the worst bands on the planet. Outside of that (well, I can't stand the Polyphonic Spree, either), this line-up is best since, well, ever?

When intoxicated, it is my syntax that pays.

Animal cruelty: "With so many people today looking for ways to reduce the amount of suffering in the world, we hope you will help us show your audience how easy it is to bring comfort to the smallest and most helpless among us—the animals. "Thank you in advance for helping us make a difference in the lives of so many by spreading the message of compassion and respect for all animals. Every public service announcement that you are able to place will aid in the effort to end animal abuse."

It's okay if you do, cuz I often talk about my threads when I'm not around, too.

Have you been people been talking about this thread when I'm not around.

Look, I just came back from the campus bar, so I'm in no mood to grade you people. The only request I have yet to, but will, honor is JYSK's of Kotzenjunge. That'll be later, though. When I'm sober. EDIT: I might do the other trolls, too. Who knows with this crazy thread!

I voted Anglesault. Maybe if he couldn't post here anymore, he'd do something more productive with his life. Like end it.

Kotzenjunge just informed that it is not Spaceman Spiff. This doesn't effect the grade any.

Oh, I'll do this one, too: xkiller: I lurked in the days of xkiller, but I saw enough to know that he was the best troll this board, in its many incarnations, has ever seen. His occasional serious thread--some of which can still be found on this very board--threw you off his game just enough to make you think he might really be serious. Fucking hilarious, to boot. Grade: A- DJ Jeff: I used to watch those Sally Struthers infomercials religiously--ya know, with the starving kids and whatnot. Seeing the pain and suffering of the children in impoverished third world nations always made me feel better about my situation. I'm so very rarely superior to most people (outside of message boards LOL), that I take pleasure in being able to stuff my fat American face with as many cheeseburgers and milkshakes as I desire, while those kids stared stupidly at a bag of wheat. What I'm saying is that DJ Jeff should go on a diet. Grade: B- I'll do the others later. Maybe.