Sandman, by his own past admission, is a self-loathing, social leper incapable of attracting girls, much less having a conversation with them. He also considers himself "straight edge," so a crippling addiction to drugs and/or drink can't even be the blame for real life personality malfunctions. Mole seems like a pretty okay guy who, for a time, got carried away with drugs, but is doing better now, thank you.
Sandman, have you made any positive changes in your personal life?