Dr. Zoidberg

Ohman, HeldDown is the BEST show ever.

Oh my god, stop screaming my name when I got a hangoveR!!!~ *does the "Jim Beam truck" thing and sprays Zack, alfdogg, CWM, and Popick with Jim Beam. "WHOOOOOOO *belch*....OOOOOOOO!!"

That would be killer. Thanks, man.

hey, LPYC, if you're up for it, how about The Dream Machines vs. TNT? Non-Title match?

::drinks the beer with Zack and CWM, which only adds to his already drunkenness:: Hey...you know what...WE'RE the real Evolution, man...me...I'm Flair...Zack, you're HHH...CWM?...You're Flair...I mean...Flair...wait...ok....let me start ov... ::collapses:

...how did you get a no-holds barred match? I'm totally cool with it, though

I love MMA. I saw one fight today that was very good. It was Guy Mezger vs. ...oh shit, what's his name? The Gracie killer? The Japanese guy who beat all of the Gracies? Anyway, it was a good fight until lame ol Ken Shamrock started yelling at the ref for having the fight go into overtime. and Gary Goodridge is a fuckin beast.

Fo GET it!~

LPYC, I updated Ragdoll's stats

where's the Stairway to Hell feedbackery?! and thank you, BPP

....wait...Matt's gone?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

ok, LPYC, PM me...i need your permission to do something

DAMN good show, and that Main Event just sobered my ass up. Awesome. Feedbackery on the Stairway to Hell match would be much appreciated.

yeah, too bad that this is the first AND LAST time it will happen kinda sucks to be on IZ

I think you should...it'll build character and I am SO drunk, guys...I fuckin love it

dude, what a cunt. That's a really shitty thing to do.

Thanks for posting that, Zacariah... Feedbackary would be appreciated

*watches shadow leave* Wow...that guy is a JERK!

I propose there be a OAOAST Shotgun Saturday Night type dealie...where there can be promos and a match I'll write a promo if other people write promos as well

and their bagpipes player

Dirty Deeds September 28, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Cal Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Winners: Axel and Colvid Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Winner: Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Winner: Spider Poet Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Winner: What? I can't predict my own match! DUH!~ Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Winner: PRL Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Winner: Crystal, but only if she dresses really sexily Jailbait Vs. Jingus Winner: Jingus

When's the Title Histories gonna be updated? I wanna know my title's legacy!

Oooooooooo, he TAGGED you, BPP! ::sits an watches the name calling fest::

Ok, nobody's nominating. Zack, just do the follow up post with the Finalists. Those would beee: Shattered Dreams vs. Zack Malibu: Iron Man Match from License to Pin Axel vs. Mad Cappa The Glass Tables Match Ragdoll vs. K-Money: Career Match from License to Pin Caboose vs. Mister Warrior and just because I mark huge for it: SpiderPoet vs. Goblin: Hell in a Cell

You HELLLA got mine... right?