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Huh. I totally missed how Edge got eliminated. Was it during the break?

C'mon guys, this is a man who brings in the high class tits and ass. Who are we to argue with these god amoung men?

Well, UPN isn't used to that success thing, so when they get one show, never mind TWO shows, that are actually watched, well by golly, they just don't know what to do with themselves!

Oh please, he still has to compete with Jeff Hardy. The only person who comes close to beating Hardy in that race is, surprise surprise, Lita. AJ will just have to settle for 3rd.

Hm, they could go places with the Christian/Matt interview next week. That is totally going to be Matt's first feud.

No Eddie jokes? You people disappoint. I cannot believe that they'll put this on Smackdown before the cruiserweight division. Unbelievable.

I'm not really too familar with GLOW, so I googled it. http://www.tvparty.com/80glow.html Hm, that seems pretty T&A based to me.

You can totally see HHH and Taker's influences in him with this interview. I'm just wondering who these lazy people are exactly. I liked the interview.

A pretty girl who is a pretty receptionist can be insecure. I don't know what Melina did before the Diva Search, but I guarantee her beauty played into it. And now she's a Diva. For the past six months she's been in a profession where everyone around her (the audience, for example) showers her with praise for it. I seriously doubt she's insecure. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please. It doesn't matter how much praise a chick gets, some girls are simply insecure. Despite all the compliments, if she doesn't think she's pretty, she's not in her mind. Girls have weird minds like that alot.

A lot of pretty girls are insecure. She either actually believes that or is trying to get attention. Seeing as she just sorta said it in passing, I think she probably believes it.

I'm not a fan of the flyer, because as Rudo is sorta saying, there's no sex appeal on it. Whether or not a female wants to be a sex symbol, in wrestling, they do have to be somewhat sexy to get fans intially interested. After a couple shows, Shimmer can totally rely on good wrestling and characters. However, on the flyers intially, they have to have appealing images. The flyer should feature maybe 4 girls, and when the fans come see the shows, they'll see the rest of the dozen. And the pictures should be attractive, but not girls in string bikinis or mini skirts or whatnot. Have them in their (assumingly) tight ring gear, and that's fine. Put Rain, Lacey, Melissa or Daizee or Danger and Ariel (need a little non-white bread in there) on the flyer and have them as your main selling points. They're attractive and they can wrestle. RRR makes a good point: the reason why someone like Trish is so popular is that she's a good (WWE) women's wrestler and a pretty girl. It makes women's wrestling different but not degrading. I personally know of most of this roster, so I need no coaxing to be interested, and I don't think too many females would either. You do need to attract males though. The sex appeal may bring them in, but the content will keep them there.

Chauvinist. Definately chauvinist. EDIT: Rudo, the thing is, this actually is different. It is different to see serious female wrestling and that is part of it's appeal. And girl fans, even those who just go to indy shows because they think a guy is cute, eat this stuff up. That's a group that is targetted here.

What is your favorite promotion RRR? Well, that's a bit like saying show me the cruiserweight division can draw in WWE. There has never been oppertunity. If this thing fails, then yeah, that's an indicator. But has there ever been a serious (AKA not T&A based) women federation in the US?

Yeah, I'll be buying these DVD's for sure. DP man, get me some Rebecca Knox though! I'm greedy.

I personally love how he asks if RVD is still in the company. Nah, he's doing promotional stuff just for the hell of it. It's his passion, really.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!” Fans cheer at the familiar, and oh so generic, music of “OLE!” by Bouncing Souls. El Chica Generica comes bouncing (heh) out and slaps hands on her way down to the ring. “Hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, she weighs in tonight at 121 pounds, she is EL CHICA GENERICA!” The fans cheer as Generica gives a mighty “OLE!” COACH Tonight, I don’t think I’d want to be Generica and face Brodie in her comeback match. CABOOSE Tonight you wouldn’t want to be her? Why would you ever want to be her? She has the mental capacity of… well, you. Okay, never mind, it makes sense. The angry cords of the Distiller’s “House of Mirrors” rips through the speakers, and the fans jeer instantly. Brodie Lewis comes stomping down to the ring with a mighty mean scowl on her face. Some fan holds up an Ashley Street sign up in front of her, and she just takes one look at it and spit on the fan. COLE Well, that seemed a bit unnecessary. “Hailing from the Brooklyn, New York, she weighs in tonight at 131 pounds, she is the returning BRODIE LEWIS!” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH The fans have obviously not forgiven Brodie for her actions against Jenny Adams a few months ago. Before Brodie can even enter the ring, El Chica crashes into her with a suicide dive! COLE What a way to start off the match! El Chica, with a beautiful suicide dive to surprise Brodie early on! And taken by surprise she is as Brodie is shocked enough for Generica to pick her up and give a few forearms with hardly any problem. DING! DING! DING! With the match officially started, the two combatants are still on the outside, as El Chica has forearmed Brodie against the apron. Positive that she’ll stay, El Chica jogs up the aisle and bit, gives a mighty “OLE!” and runs full speed towards Brodie…only to meet a viscous elbow. El Chica nearly falls to the ground because of the impact, but catches herself. Brodie obviously isn’t very happy with this, so she takes her down with a clothesline with enough impact to take Brodie to the ground as well! As Brodie comes up, the ref gets out of the ring and warns Brodie to get back in while also trying to see if Chica is still conscious. Brodie obliges, while picking up Chica and taking her with her. El Chica tries to get back her bearings and get back up. Unfortunately for her, as she gets on her knees, Brodie comes off the ropes with a mule kick to the back of her head. “BOOOOO!” COLE The fans are obviously not too happy with Brodie right now. CABOOSE Did you really think they would be? Come on, she could be kissing babies right now and this crowd would still boo her. Brodie flips off the crowd as she picks up a nearly limp Generica and gives a couple of knees to the gut. Chica tries to fight back with some stray punches, but none mind their mark or are too weak to even matter. Brodie laughs and continues for a bit before she gets bored and whips Generica hard to the corner. Brodie waltz over to the corner and goes to whip her to the opposite corner, only to hold on and bring Generica backwards. COACH I have a bad feeling about this… Brodie grabs Generica in a waistlock and does a release German suplex to her…ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Chica’s head in particular hits the top turnbuckle hard, snapping back. “HOLY SHIT” and jeering are mixed together as Chica falls limply on the mat, pretty well out of it. Brodie isn’t down yet though, as she lifts the lightweight into a vertical suplex position and turns it into a sitdown powerbomb. CABOOSE The Orange Crush! Brodie pins El Chica Generica and gets the easy 3 count. DING! DING! DING! “And your winner, in 2 minutes and 33 seconds, BRODIE LEWIS!” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE With all due respect to El Chica Generica, she is not Ashley Street. If Brodie thinks that she can take out our Women Champion that easily, she has another thing coming. CABOOSE Well, she won’t be needing to do it all by herself. With this Benefactor, Ashley is public enemy number one. She has no real allies, besides the injured Jenny Adams. Brodie though? With the Benefactors money, EVERYONE is her ally against Street. The last image on the screen is Brodie saying some vulgar things to the OAOAST fans while making her way to the back.

I've got "Rip Her to Shreds" from Blondie stuck. It's a welcome break from the Saved by the Bell song.

But he got ring gear! Isn't that like an automatic win? Hm, I like the tag division actually being a tag division for once. Let's try that more often.

I don't get it. It says I have 0, but I got a hell of a lot more than that. Hm. EDIT: Nevermind. I'm first suckers!

Well, he's in Europe or whatnot, with Fozzy. Unless he has a private jet, I don't see that happening for at least a month-ish.

Man, Todd is pouring salt on the wound.

Okay, on the live feed, Linda is bobbing her head to the music. Oh man...

It wasn't a joke. I was just wondering how her voice got like that. It can't just be from screaming alot.

Quick question: does Steph smoke?

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