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::Remembers the horrendously boring "knucks on a poll" match:: Aw, crap. Think positive, AS. At least it won't be as bad as the "Viagra on a Pole" match, or the "Judy Bagwell on a Pole" match. Don't jinx it.

So pretty.

Calm down dude. Say it with me: Wrestling is a work.

Well, she is the prettiest female in WWE right now, so that's not shocking.

I was thinking the chain was on a pole. And you don't win the match when get the chain, you just get to use it when you obtain it.

Speaking of Velocity, I hate Kidman's SSP so much. It's always so offbalanced.

Aw, I was hoping that Shane would do a VanDaminator with a chair with RVD holding for him. That would have been awesome!

No, that would suck if Matt lost. But it's a welcome change that he's actually on a PPV. And it will be one of the better matches on the card.

Just be happy he's actually on the freaking card. When's the last time he's been on the card? WrestleMania?

I didn't think it was suppose to be funny. I thought it was suppose to be intense.

How are they stupid? It gives perspective of how long ago certain events were. And some of the dates (1998-now) aren't considered old school.

If you were a relativly small referee, you would tell guys like Taker, Austin, Bradshaw, ect, to fuck off? Sure you would.

Why waste that money-maker on a house show? Geez, what are you thinking?

Of course they are. Just my luck.

Are they moving north after this card? Say in BC, or Washington even?

Well, I think we all know there is going to be a Shane/Kane rematch anyways.

Past Life Name: Martha Godaeda Past Life City: Seattle Past Job Life: Waiter How you Died: Fell asleep on Railroad Tracks.

Or that APA and A-Train are.

Isn't the main event usually blamed/praised regarding the ratings? Well, that solves it. Shit=ratings. Literally.

Alright, I'll bite. So, in no particular order, my top 10. -Eddie Guerrero: Great in the ring, fine mic skills (would be better without riduculous accent), charisma, fan support, what more could you ask for? -Edge: As long as he stays injury free, he's going straight to the top. I don't think that he should be heel though. The only heel he can, forseeably, pull off is comedy heel, and that's a big no-no. -Chris Jericho: Fans either love him or hate him, but they're not indifferent, which is the important thing. He's been carrying Raw on his back (well, at least wrestling wise) for the past year or so. He's got mic skills, and wrestling skills. -Sheldon Benjamin: Has had a great first year in WWE. He and Charlie are really coming out as their own. He's young, talented, and not too bad on the mic for someone who has barely been on the mic. -Charlie Haas: Isn't as good as Sheldon, IMO, but still great. Mic skills needs a little work (not too big of a deal though). -Matt Hardy: Laugh all you want, but I still maintain Matt is going to be HUGE. He's still very young (29ish, I believe), and has improved so much since breaking away from Jeff. Mark my words: he'll be WWE Champ one day. -Brock Lesner: I'm not a huge fan of Brock's, but he's still very useful in building up a company. -Rob Van Dam: Not the greatest wrestler or anything, but he's so damnn over. I still can't fathom why WWE didn't push him to the moon, but whatever. -Chris Benoit: Even if he's getting up there in age, he's still a great wrestler. He makes an awesome intense heel or face, and despite what many say on this board, I think his mic skills are fine. Not his greatest skill, but still fine nevertheless. -Rey Mysterio: This guy is a godsend for the cruiser division if they use him right (which they're starting to, surprisingly). He could be what they build the division on, and hopefully, it could be as good as it was in WCW. Honorable Mentions: Cena, Spanky, Trish. EDIT: Not sure why I didn't mention Angle, but if he doesn't injure himself, he's up there too.

If I paid money for that house show, I would be *pissed*.

If you have 'em, post 'em.

AH! It's Lita vs. Lita-lite! Something tells me there is going to be an injury in this match.

For WWE strictly: Bret/Owen Benoit/Jericho 2000 tag teams (E&C, Hardys, Dudleys) Recent ones would include the Smackdown 6, and Benoit/Angle (even though that could be included in the SD 6). I'm not sure about all-time great, but those matches were what made 2002 for me.

Wasn't that before Angle's time?