The Czech Republic

I never really got into Brock Lesnar.

yeah good to be 18 I guess. There's no excuse for my current sobriety. I must be a Mormon at heart.

Oh, that's rich, but the BEST thing Bill Walton said was "This has been an intelligent game." because right after that, Ben Wallace pushed Ron Artest and all hell broke loose.

freckles = hot dried blood under nose =hotter

The Las Vegas Marlins could finish in first.

Can we put Sammy Sosa on waivers?

You should give me a call so we can hang out!

Nice productive out, Spiff. I'm going to steal a base now.

If you like wood, you'll LOVE new carbonated wood!

I hope the Spurs don't become the San Antonio Fighting Duncans because one man carrying the team seems so wrong for the Spurs. But yeah they gota to get their shit together in time to impress the Mailman.

Happy 23rd to our resident sabermetrics guru. May you be given only the best Bill James and pornography on your special day.

DIE SONICS DIE STOP beating teams I like!

Why haven't we signed Carlos Beltran yet.

Hey, that would be interesting. Guess I'll find out next year when I take a trip out to Lambeau for a regular season game. Hey, just fuck up your vowels and you'll fit right in. Ask people what they put their groceries in.

Spurs lose two in a row? What's going on here?

so the best bookers are the ones who essentially do nothing? The ones that say "Go have a good match"? More or less, it's really pretty crazy

Gene Snitsky

Saskatoon gets the Detroit stations? That's random. Maybe if you lived in Windsor or something. I would think you'd get...nothing

Nah I've seen his pic. He's as white as the day is long. I just thought it would be amusing to see Mr. L.A./Miami cool stylin' hip guy among a bunch of oafish drunken Germanic men out in the snow.

The "Fish" are "fishing" for a new "pond" to play "baseball" in. Sounds like a real "gamble," or at least a "big fish story!" http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...s_fla&fext=.jsp

Messechoosetts See. Juhn Kerry's mure-a thun 5,000 rull cell futes oofer hees neerly 20 yeers in zee Senete-a creete-a a cumpuseete-a sketch ooff hees ideulugy. Zee museeec thet tekes shepe-a es oone-a ixemeenes Kerry’s futes is oone-a ooff a Demucret vhu hes beee skepteecel ooff veepuns prugrems sooch es zee B-2 bumber boot vhu hes sooppurted U.S. meelitery ecshun in sume-a ceses, es in Busneea in 1995 und Ireq in 2003. Oon dumesteec issooes, Kerry hes cunseestently futed egeeenst zee deet penelty und joost es cunseestently futed fur eburshun tu be-a legelly prutected. Hees futes elsu shoo heem tu be-a a strung sooppurter ooff federel prutecshun ooff gey und lesbeeun reeghts. Erreefing in zee Senete-a in 1985, Kerry deffeened heemselff in ooppuseeshun tu zee tvu Repoobleecun preseedents vhu serfed dooreeng hees furst 12 yeers in zee Senete-a, Runeld Reegun frum 1985 tu 1989 und Geurge-a Boosh frum 1989 tu 1993. Oon must mejur issooes cumeeng beffure-a zee Senete-a dooreeng thuse-a yeers, Kerry ves a perty luyeleest, seeding veet zee Demucreteec mejureety und egeeenst zee preseedent. Leekooise-a dooreeng Beell Cleentun’s ieeght yeers in ooffffeece-a Kerry ves usooelly a stelvert fute-a tu sooppurt zee preseedents puseeshun. Eccurdeeng tu fute-a unelyses dune-a by zee nun-perteesun Cungresseeunel Qooerterly, Kerry futed in ooppuseeshun tu Reegun 75 percent ooff zee teeme-a in 1985 und 73 percent ooff zee teeme-a in 1986. Bork Bork Bork!

THat motherfucker swerved me. Change this guy's name to "I Will Always Get Banned For Sucking." Dammit. Gheyme pulled this shit on me too.

That already happened in 2001 (technically January 2002)..... The game, not the atomic bomb obviously. I know, I know. Hence, the use of "was." God, Vitamin X, the possibilities, the possibilities! Argh.

Season SEVEN? M*A*S*H sucked balls by season 4, let alone 7.

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