Oh, and the six championships that Jordan & the others won in the last 15 years.
Yeah I shouldn't be able to talk, I mean, I was really livin' it up when the Bulls won in my first year of pre-school. What do you call the six years after the last win? Fucking trainwreck, and it looks like 2005 was just an aberration; we're back to the same old shit. The Blackhawks are an unmitigated disaster that gets outdrawn and rightfully mocked by the AHL team over in Rosemont. The Bears got first-round byes in '01 and '05 which they proceeded to squander, and other than one good season and one lucky season, it's been all shit. Who's to say they won't go 4-12 next year? It's the NFL, thing's a fucking crapshoot unless you're a certain team in suburban Boston. The Cubs are getting worse and worse every year, because Baker is an idiot, Hendry has been figured out as a GM, Kerry Wood is made of toothpicks, and God conspires against Mark Prior. Guy gets a freak arm injury while JON GARLAND pitches respectably, and now I've gotta fucking hear about it all summer long from every Johnny-come-lately Sox fan and any low-class mouth-breathing members of the real fanbase. Northwestern isn't good at sports, but nobody really loses sleep over that. I'd be worried if they were any good.
I don't believe it's three hours from Lincoln Park to Rosemont, but I wouldn't rule it out