The Czech Republic

Instead of the bride wearing a veil, Kane will have a towel on his head

Alright Marvelous 3, let's do this thing

Yes, tits are better than a period

I was talking about the posters, fool! hahahahaha Zsasz has made a huge face turn in my eyes. And if we can get that Marvelous 3 from last week going again tonight (provided I don't feel like playing badminton), then OAORaw will be fun, much to the chagrin of CWM.

Don't tell him two avid fans named their child Wuhwi (in honor of WWE) or he may very well just keel over right then and there

1. B-Movie camp 2. no because HHH is cooler anyway 3. Hopefully, doubtful 4. Lightning can't strike twice. And I might not feel like posting tonight.

You know the funny thing is, I don't remember him being THIS bad as DeathFromAbove.

It's a team of raving fucking lunatics. When Curt Schilling may be the most sane man there, you have major, major problems. Getting rid of Nomar helped that a little, but damn, they're all fucked up. And this current lackluster Yankee run has me mildly annoyed. Nah, Curt had the bear vs. shark tirade. I give the certificate of sanity to Doug Mienkewcitz or whatever. Damon, Mueller, Millar, Ramirez, Varitek, Martinez, Schilling, Bobblehead Martinez, Ortiz, however...all nuts.

Men's artistic gymnastics, Canada must be proud

No no. Mr. Perfect, Overseller Emeritus, sold it the best, in that the force of the punch was so powerful that it caused laws of physics to be defied as it was exerted upon Hennig. That's the kind of going beyond the call that you'd only get from a pro like Perfect. Some schlub like the Big Bossman would never let Von Erich look that good.

Did Pettingill and Cole ever overlap? Or was it a prompt replacement. Either way, everyone seemed to think "Michael Cole" was just Todd Pettengill with a goatee and a new gimmick of sorts.

You guys are analyzing the depth of the John Bradshaw Layfield character WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much here.

Why does this not surprise me? Maybe you should ask him for some ice.

Man, the Red Sox just keep batting them in, and it's only the top of the 1st.

So am I Dids. WHOOOOOA

Financial sense doesn't always go hand in hand with other sorts of intelligence. For a close example, Paul Heyman. Brilliant creative mind, couldn't deal with money worth a damn.

I suppose eastern Russians might look more Asian, people in cities like Vladivostok. There are plenty of white South Africans though, and probably some black French, though most white French probably hate them and don't want them representing the country. "But hey at least they're not Jews," says Pierre.

This year's Red Sox are even cooler than the last. If they can give the Yankees a run, I'm all for it. It'll take extending the streak through Chicago and onward, and the Yanks dropping a few to the Indians, who are still fighting for the Central.

Here's hoping they rock the White Sox tonight. You'd better believe I'll be watching.

the AL East is locked up, let's not kid ourselves

I assume there were no concrete rules to this match; they just had a surplus of cyclone fencing, a bad angle, and said "have at it, boys"

And really, what is Drury without the thanks?

While the XFL, WBF, and such were all a bunch of monetary flops, just be grateful that budget cuts were made to stop WWE from capitalizing on the popularity of "I Love The 80s" and the Super Bowl in a large music video production planned to run on Spike TV during halftime. Thanks to friends in high places, I've obtained the script. ----- We're the Smackdown wrestling crew Wrestling on down, doin' it for you We're so bad, we know we're good Blowin' our spots like you knew we would You know we're just wrestling for fun Hoping to be seen by anyone We're not here to start no trouble We're just here to do the Smackdown Shuffle Well they call me Rikishi, and I like to dance My finishing move is like making romance We had the goals last training camp To go make Bradshaw the heavyweight champ And we're not doing this for a church's steeple Rikishi is doing this for the people I'm not here to start no trouble I'm just here to do the Smackdown Shuffle. I'm Hardcore Holly, I think I'm world-class I like Molly but I love that Mr. Ass I bitch all day and I whine all night I gotta find a rookie and start a fight My moves are stiff, they'll make you wince I dress a little shitty so watch out Vince! There's no one here who wrestles with me My sloppy ring style will set me free. I'm Mordecai, my push was stopped cold Part of the reason was that I sold. I've been in Louisville for quite a while Learning the required generic style. My character never went really far I could've been a retard, says TCR I didn't come here looking for trouble I just came to do the Smackdown Shuffle. We're the Smackdown wrestling crew Wrestling on down, doin' it for you We're so bad, we know we're good Blowin' our spots like you knew we would You know we're just wrestling for fun Hoping to be seen by anyone We're not here to start no trouble We're just here to do the Smackdown Shuffle (vibe solo) Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. (more vibes!) Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm the punky GM known as McMahon, when I write the show, I've got no plan! I just throw my body all over the skits I can't write but I have huge tits I motivate Hunter I aim to please I spend most evenings on my knees That's why you pervs came here on the double To watch me doing the Smackdown Shuffle. I'm Rob Van Dam, one of a kind Everyone loves me for my body and my mind I get as high as high can be But ain't no wrestler gonna put over me! I try to smoke ganja with style and class But this knocks my push right on my (whistle blow!) I didn't come here looking for trouble I just came here to do the Smackdown Shuffle. (saxophone solo with whistle blows) They say Jim Ross is the man If J.R. can't do it, I sure can! This is Cole, and it's no wonder I blow like Nitro, suck like Thunder So bring on Booker T! Bring the Spin-a-rooney! This is for Todd and Jewish Sean Mooney I'm not here to matches hustle I'm just here to do the Smackdown Shuffle. I'm Booker T and I play it cool But just like Mr. T I pity the fool I stare at my hand, then get on down Everybody knows I don't mess around I'm a former WCW 5-time champ My entrance has more heat than a McDonald's lamp So please don't try to my hair ruffle I'm just here to do the Smackdown Shuffle. The orange man's comin', I'm your man Tazz. Cole calls a move wrong, and I'm gonna spaz. I watch the match, I say some stuff. Joey Numbers always keeps me up to snuff. Some people say the blue show don't cut the mustard But I think that we're ROCKET-BUSTAH! Now this Thug right here is gonna hafta rustle If you don't join us in the Smackdown Shuffle. We're the Smackdown wrestling crew Wrestling on down, doin' it for you We're so bad, we know we're good Blowin' our spots like you knew we would You know we're just wrestling for fun Hoping to be seen by anyone We're not here to start no trouble We're just here to do the Smackdown Shuffle

CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS Jeremy Roenick Chris Chelios Ed Belfour Dominik Hasek Tony Amonte Steve Sullivan Alexei Zhamnov

Um, when it's two out of three, it's ALWAYS loss-win-win, I thought