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Man the NL East sounds tight, Phillies, Marlins, Braves, and Mets are all contending. Shame about the Expos, they came in second two years ago.

Oops. Wrong thread. That was directed towards Scooter.

All...................right.

I wish Tim Duncan would go to the Bulls.

And I've got 100 reasons why he's better than Roger Clemens.

Yanni? There's no Yanni in baseball?

Well McKeon is a senile old coot. "Heh heh heh, cigars taste good, I like cigars," nobody gives a flying fuck you geriatric ass.

Yeah, the hell was that? Maybe he wanted to get outta there so he could drive to the day care center and pick up his hot date.

Well that was a beautiful bunch of bullshit, that inning.

If you homer, Mike, I promise you the eight-year-old boy that lives next door to me.

Ha...I hope the Cubs and the rest of the NL Central can sodomize Clemens in similar fashion. Sammy better bat better than he fields.

They pitch to Bonds...and he pops out? omgwtf

Ha maybe the N.L. will be so good that Clemens bats lol! Thanks. Yeah, nice one....Poo-holes.

Scooter the talking baseball? What's next, a glowing hockey puck?

*edited for accuracy* I got the feeling Soriano would hit it out for some reason. Wow. Oh I think the NL is taking it....taking it up the ass that is.

Um, what the hell just happened on my TV? A baseball just said hello.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

"But it's in Houston! Clemens HAS to start the game!"

And Kent with the E

We still have Sosa, Bonds, and plenty of fine hitters.

I wonder how much longer Jack McKeon is gonna last. I really do.

Go Sammy! I'm feeling really good about the big homestand coming up.

okay I could've sworn that was the friggin Yankees lineup. And what's the deal with Ichiro Suzuki? Where's the Suzuki? I thought the Japanese go first name-family name too.

Malone needs to face facts and hang 'em up.

I like it better when they wear their own uniforms. I mean, it's baseball, you know who's on what team, it's not like hockey or basketball where you just have everyone out there doin' their thing.