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Think we should stop with the Popick stuff?

The Test shirt: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I KILL PEOPLE

I did not know that. Thanks. The shirts are still laughable.

I'm ambivalent about the Choken banning, but I damn sure do support getting Johnson out again. Nice work, mod squad. But hey, now that Choken One is gone... NASCAR IS NOT A SPORT

I knew this thread was begging for an Anglesault contribution. Those are pathetic! WHY don't they just spell out "Killing" so they can get they guy's name right? If I wore any Red Sox shirt, I would make my own featuring the Bear-Shark diatribe. I hope Sawx fans have the dignity not to wear such stupid shirts. Oh here's another Yankee-related thing I hate, but not a shirt, per se: "fashion" jerseys and "fashion" caps. Things I've seen at sporting goods stores: Ghetto-fied Yankees jersey (the script liek on Torre's jacket, with 69 as the number of course, d00d!) Yankees jersey in POWDER BLUE with white pinstripes Plain Yankees jersey with the name on the back. Hmm. Interesting. A light pink Yankees cap. Pale freaking pink. There was also a neon green Tigers and red Dodgers. WTF. Don't screw with established team looks for any reason. I'm glad we've been able to unite in hate for "Princess" shirts. Other things I hate: Confederacy-supporting apparel in states that border the Great Lakes. Green Bay Packers camouflage. Yes. I've seen it. This makes perfect sense if you think about it though, because A) Wisconsinites are always out shooting things, and B) they better hide from pissed off Bears fans. But seriously, Packers wear in everyday situations defines you as a hick, and camouflage in everyday situations defines you as a hick...so do these come together with a synergistic effect to dress some sort of uber-hick, one previously thought to exist only in theory? Old, worn out, hole-ridden Dale Earnhardt shirts. Enough of those. You'd think with his death + the gredy whorism of NASCAR, there'd be a deluge of new #3 crap y'all can buy. The Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon t-shirt. Enough. If you wear that shirt, you better be prepared to tell me your favorite track off DSOTM, give an explanation of what YOU think "Any Colour You Like" is supposed to represent in the grand scheme of things on there, and to tell me if you care for the earlier and later stuff. Gotta eradicate the posers.

A team designed to fail... The Montreal Rambos

What do you think?

ABOBO FOR PRESIDENT GOOD, CZECH VOTE CASTED IN ADVANCE

List things written on shirts that make you want to beat the crap out of the wearer. Some of mine include the "Hot Topic" kinds of shirts: I HAVE ISSUES I HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM I DO WHAT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO DO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT...THEN IT'S HILARIOUS! These are generally a great big cavalcade of suck. Every time I go to Woodfield, I walk into Hot Topic, make fun of people, and leave. I'm so cool. These are most often sported by the male population. Females are not exempt with: PRINCESS SPOILED LITTLE PRINCESS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL EVERYONE LOVES A (insert ethnicity) GIRL Stupid sayings across your shirts makes checking out your breasts not even worth it sometimes. See also: sweatpants. These are all pretty lame, but there's been a lot of these weird shirts with those little bathroom door people providing step-by-step instructions on HOW TO JUMP OUT OF A MOVING CAR HOW TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND HOW TO GET INTO A FIGHT I hope you get into a fight, lose, get thrown out of a moving car, and get dumped by your girlfriend. It'll suck but at least your shirts shall guide you through it! Carry on if I had any notable omissions.

It's 50-50

Birds vs. Jew is like the fued that would've been if iB ever posted at the same time as DJ Jeff. EDIT: I intentionally spelled it wrong, because an Internet feud may as well be a "fued."

I'd rather see Ted Nugent hunt 80s rock stars for sport than run for Senate.

The deepest darkest secrets of a man's soul. No wait that's a Bucket Of Truth. I don't know what's in a black hole.

If the prosecuting attorney is a female, tell her you WANT her to sue the pants off you. Then go "heh. yeah." Sure-fire tactic: not only will you get off in court, but you'll get off later that evening, if you know what I mean, when you've charmed that lawyer bitch right outta her skirt. This doesn't work with guys.

I'd take the five dollars, because hey, five dollars. EDIT: We should have the Chicago Cows in the WNBA.

Baseball? Pshaw. Baseball is for sissies!

Conform or be cast out, geniusMoment: the only teams you can like at TSM are Cubs, Yankees, and Red Sox.

Close enough

I love when they say "I am not going to devote another moment to this" and then devote many subsequent moments to it.

I just can't believe Karen McDougal has sunk this low. I thought she was better than getting dissed by THE COACH. I've lost faith in...life.

The real test will be Stuart Scott. AHHHHHH HIS EYE

Anglesault is about 2.4 times cooler than MrZsasz, but Horse Hockey is better than any of us.

I still want to play Parcheesi. It's sitting in my basement.

It's nothing specific, AS, he's just in favor of better math education

On PTI yesterday they made Scott Van Pelt do his Stephen A. Smith impression while discussing golf. It was good. "SLAVA MED-VE-DENKO!?!" indeed. Where's he gonna end up anyway?