The Czech Republic

Yeah come on Canada you're supposed to go to shows

Pearl River Plunge! YUH GUBBA DUH!

"What makes you think you're any different from them, huh?" "Well, ICANHITYOUREALLYHARD! AH!"

Meh I liked the fun Edge

HHH just denied my faith in God!

MrAdamFromMass: It would have been great if Eugene said "Ric, your tag team partner is gonna be...The Shockmaster!" and good ol' Tugboat tripped from out of the moon room

Holy fuck it's a moonwalk

Musical Chairs, not ring-around-the-rosey

Orton is acting poorly

The porn thing held him down. You can't make it to the main event with dick jokes. HHH became The Game-uh when he made it to the top.

I don't think Manitobans love Quebec

Bald Venis

Nordiques > Jets RO-BAIR? Genius!

A little but Eugene is smarter.

Well this is officially the best opening segment in weeks and months.

This RAW can only get better.

And the rope bounce is his downfall...

Is that Batista bald now?

This is the greatest Raw I've ever seen.

I mark for the classic Winnipeg Jets shirt.

Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Dan Patrick is like Chris Berman in that we're supposed to think anything featuring him is a special occasion. Like when ESPN hyped Dan Patrick hosting the Sportscenter after PTI. Big deal who reads the highlights.

To get things back on topic... They're both equally ignorant. But there are more causes for cancer than cigarettes. There are still surely many unknown carcinogens that we're exposed to every day, and cancer that develops without an outside factor. By avoiding cigarettes and everything else that we know to avoid, we can stack the deck against getting cancer, but we can't prevent it. We can prevent AIDS. I apologize for trying to start crap. I never imagined this to be as one-sided as it ended up being.

TSM is terminally ill...with BITTERNESS!

What ARE chitlins, anyway? Do I even WANT to know?