The Czech Republic

I'm inside a plexiglass dodecahedron...get me the hell out! I'm 5'10" and about 170.

Hollandsworth was great filling in for Sammy in the outfield. I just think the Cubs should try to get Nomar, because shortstop is our biggest gap.

Come on Kotz, that Pine Tar thing is nuts. Super Bowls are never good games.

Adam Sandler. "You wrote...Abbie Doobie?" "Abbie Doobie..."

The Godfather should be left untouched. No cast of current actors will touch Brando, Pacino, DeNiro, Caan, and Duvall, so just leave it as it is. Besides, Francis Ford Coppola would never allow them to remake it. (Though he did make Part III...)

I wonder if Sammy and Nomar would get along. Patterson, Gonzalez, Farnsworth, and prospects?

Fez isn't gay? who knew

You failed in life because you got hot and heavy with another man and took pictures.

Kruh-sheff-ski

I don't see the Cubs winning it with our bullpen either...keep your fingers crossed for Braves losses, for each one brings them further out of contention and John Smoltz closer to the north side.

Sucks to see Nash leave Dallas. Well, I wouldn't mind Dirk at forward and Shaq at center. I would still like those Mavericks. As for the Lakers, if they're going to lose Bryant, I think they shouldn't bother with a top-flight coach this year, because it's just looking like a lost cause. No Malone, Shaq, Kobe, Phil, Fisher, possibly no Fox. That leaves them with Luke Walton, Devean George, and Luke Walton. Write this year off. Promote an assistant for the year, and pick up Pat Riley for 2006.

I'm a Presbyterian. What's a Lancashire accent? I'm guessing that's pronounced "lankersheer"? Jingus, it's closer to a D than a T isn't it? Like, daoism? Somebody said it as if it was a philosophy concerned with Lake Tahoe and I laughed.

It would be funny if Marney had been a ditzy Valley Girl this whole time.

I think this is Marney on the left.

SAMMY!!!

They spent a segment arguing to what degree poker was not a sport. They were in agreement about it, probably because they were getting bumped by it. Tony: "The only thing good about that STUPID World Series of Poker crap is that it gives poor Norman Chad something to do."

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is awesome. You just can't hate Pat Riley's Lakers, it's not like the recent bunch at all.

Farnsworth blew some perfectly good chances to blow it.

They refer to purple as "Forum blue" because both teams at the Inglewood Forum wore that same shade: the Lakers, and the L.A. Kings before they got Gretzky and went to black and silver. But that doesn't explain the "blue" part!

I also like Norman Chad with Tony because poor Norman just gets beat up by Tony so much. Wilbon can't carry the show with a sub though.

I missed the first 7 and a half. WHO BLEW THE THREE-RUN LEAD THIS TIME? Couldn't have been Farnsworth THIS time..

Of course it's purple. How can you have Forum Blue when you do't play in the Forum anymore??? Geez.

Oh there's a DVD of UCB? I'm getting that for sure. Today's episodes were the "Does God Exist?" one and the one where the guy is a sandwich and they have to turn him back. The best part is Amy Poehler doing phone sex while making macaroni. "It's so...cheesy." "Cheesy?" "Um, yeah. Cheesy good. It's cheesy good." "What's cheesy good?" "You know, it. The...good stuff."

So I'm flipping through channels and at 1 and 1.30 on Comedy Central, they're actually showing Upright Citizens Brigade. Wow. Just wow. What an insane show. But for tomorrow the guide said Trigger Happy TV was on...so is it only on Thursday afternoons or what? Anyhow, what can I say? If you've seen the show you know it's great. If you haven't, I can't explain it. But I had no idea that you could say "tits" on TV at 1 p.m.

DocOck got served.