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So maybe cut down on Five Good Minutes and add more Heads On Sticks and the like. Mail Time should always be the third segment.

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The best ATH lineup is Max, Paige, Cowlishaw, Mariotti, Ryan. By the way, has Jay EVER missed a single day? The man never rests! Even Woody needs a day off now and then. By the way, on PTI: Five Good Minutes could go. It doesn't fit in with the rest of the program.

I get up! And nothin' gets me down. You've got it tough? I've seen the toughest around. And I know, baby just how you feel you've got to roll with the punches and get to what's real. Now can't you see me standing here, I've got my back against the record machine. I ain't the worst that you've seen. Now can't you see what I mean? Might as well jump! JUMP! Might as well jump. Go ahead and jump! JUMP! Go ahead and jump! Oh wait. Dammit!

"This shouldn't be called Ground Zero. It should be called Ground Hero." gkjvfhkghuvkjnfslgnfbietgklvjczvbkjd

They don't prohibit, they discourage. Christian Scientists can seek medical help if a practitioner fails, without any penalty from the church whatsoever.

Wilbon and Tony take big breaks in the summer, sometimes simultaneously. Ehhhh. Stephen A. Smith and Jackie MacMullan this July. Won't be pretty.

Christian Scientists > Mormons

Once again, I think we're getting too carried away with accounts. We don't need 25-character minimums, x amount of posts in order to not be baleeted, and the like. I'd rather have an idiot with no posts stick around than an idiot who has to keep his account alive with post after post of crap. Post after post of crap is supposed to be my specialty, not the newbies'.

I gotta go with Max on ATH. Stat Boy sucks, the new Disembodied Voice sucks, and I don't like the revolving Boston panelists that aren't Bob Ryan. I, Max is okay, but I still don't get why Max can mute people and not the impartial Now-Embodied Voice, that doesn't make sense. And Holley sucks. So I go with the old ATH.

If it's true that Hillary is running, props to all parties involved by paying tribute to Ronald Reagan with another GOP blowout of historical proportions.

I don't get the whole "this is the place" thing, that they mark Temple Square with "This is the place" or whatever. Does every other block of town say "This is not the place" "This was almost the place" "gettin' warmer" "near the place" "okay now you're getting colder"?

Whoa I must've been really bored that night

Society marches on, as the organ-donor sticker replaces the blowjob as the way to get out of a ticket.

Your post count is still zero at this time.

Get me Bob Barron.

Like I said, I wouldn't know because I only made it through three fifths of the "best sports teams" list, but in addition to the girls, there was a black guy in sunglasses and a top hat who would shout out names in an annoying fashion. Geez. All the jump-cuts, obnoxious voiceovers, and short-attention-span crap amidst an insipid list...this is like what would happen if RAW moved to VH1.

So I guess Jason Giambi was diagnosed with parasites. In a related story, across the river in Jersey, Jason Kidd was diagnosed as a parasite.

That was Bob Dole's beanbag chair. That was Bob Dole's peanut butter.

I didn't makes you do nothin.

If we ban everybody, then nobody can ever say anything stupid.

I wanna sneak into the big Temple in downtown SLC. I heard despite the cathedral-eque exterior, the inside just looks like an office building.

"The only available guy in the neighborhood is Ed Koch." "How'm I doin'? How'm I doin'?" "Get away from me!" "I'm not doin' so good." "And now, New York governor Mario Cuomo will participate in the marathon." "I am ready to run.........I have chosen not to run." "Aw come on Mario, we want you to run!" "If the people want me to run, I will run...............eh, maybe next year."

Wait. Something seems wrong with this whole scenario...wouldn't the Mormons, activists for strong and inordinately huge families, frown upon abandoning your kids on somebody's doorstep?