The Czech Republic

Orton and Batista should have matching trunks. They sorta do but not enough.

It's like re-doing a spot, but on a bigger scale.

Then I beat 25.

I don't know why I'm even watching Raw.

I demand a referee shirt with horizontal stripes.

FINALLY Eugene is the "Special" referee.

Wow this is like the Sledgehammer Of Irony or something.

Ah, the British man is the voice of reason, but the poor victim is none the wiser. It's just like the movies.* *It many not be just like the movies.

"...a big...JERK! Yeah. I said it." I'm marking out.

I'm digging this HHH-manipulating-Eugene thing

"literally led to the ring" Well yes. That's what they're doing. That's exaclty what they're doing.

It was a year ago that he burned JR and inspired the 1890s Raw where he was tied to railroad tracks. I hope I get a similar inspiration

I don't like the t-shirt+trunks look.

Well this is about the most one-sided feud I've ever seen in my life. It's also the most one-sided fued I've ever seen in my life. And that's saying something. But this fued, or feud, better stay contained to just those two, because I bet Dr. Phil could lay a Texas-sized whoopin' on Paul.

honorable mentions to John Madden Teemu Selanne Patrick Roy (WAH! My Red Wings-loving friend, until I told him otherwise, throught all the years of Wings-Avs, still thought it rhymed with toy.)

Well this is gonna be a red-letter date in the book of my life, subliminal_animal made me laugh really hard.

I can't believe I forgot Miroslav Satan. COOLEST NAMES Miroslav Satan Radek Bonk Teppo Numminen Cam Neely. I don't know why. It just IS. Keith Tkachuk (for when NHL 2004 says "Tkachuk gets hold of the puck")

I sure wish I remember what the initial intent of that illustration was, anyway.

Personally I think WWE should not do death angles as wrestlers have a way of doing shoot death angles quite frequently as it is.

Cross-brand continuity? HA! ANY continuity? HA!

They want it to look like a WHAT? You heard me. A battleship. The outfield walls would be gun-metal grey, the backstop would have portholes, and a cannon would shoot behind right-center field when the home team knocks one overboard. As a fellow my-team's-stadium-is-baseball-tradition guy, I too am aghast. Right now, Norfolk has Harbor Park, which is where the Mets' AAA team plays...I guess it's sort of a cross between Camden Yards and Pacific Bell.

I support the Norfolk location unless they actually model the park after a battleship. The hell? The rationale is that navy personnel there will appreciate a ballpark that looks like a battleship. Yeah and if I worked in an office I'd want to go to Cubicle Park.

I don't want Hasek in Ottawa. He's just gonna quit 20 games into the season and feign a knee injury mid-game. Emery and Prusek are supposed to be good, right? Sens should've gotten more than a 4th round pick for Lalime, at any rate. As for Osgood, I'm sure he'll fill a hole somewhere. In fact he could remain the primary goaltender with Lalime as backup.

I really do think we should ban George Costanza.