The Czech Republic

Then Randy Orton is one sorry-ass Vega. But I hope that this means HHH will break out the Psycho Crusher at the next PPV. Spinning dropkick that glows blue? THAT'S workrate, baby.

Booker T may have Lance Storm syndrome, but I could give him and the people he runs with coma syndrome.

As if that's not obnoxious enough, they repeat THE WHOLE LIST coming back out of every break. I couldn't even get past #15 (fifteen, fif-fi-fi-fifteen). It was so bad that I made a conscious decision not to watch any more of these lists.

I vote that we leave Loss's mod position vacant.

What the hell is the WNBA?

Can we send them all to Idaho and leave SLC to the normals? I agree that Mormons aren't so bad except for the whole crazy part. If mainline Christians were living the clean life like that, we'd be set.

Subliminal Animal don't vouch for the claims of no others. Maybe you should start living up to your expectations, bucko. You're tellin' me. Why are you a third-rate you?

double post

::mails envelope of arcade tokens::

Oh wow. I've NEVER gotten ghey'd up.

Did you just tell somebody to do meth? The hell?

Well this is grand. You guys made Marney leave by pulling some childish crap. I know this because Banky, man of whatever username suits his fancy at the given hour, author of quality threads along the lines of "Suck my dick" and "you guys are all losers," is gloating about how she's gone because she "took herself too seriously," says the guy who shamelessly spammed the board last autumn. If she's really gone, Current Events is taking a big hit. Glad you're content, Mr. Content. (Some pun.) But I should really relax. I'm taking myself too seriously. -iB-, whether Gheyme or not, is out of here. glennsoe is gone, and Man Of 1,004 Modes followed suit as well. Now I'm not going to miss glennsoe because he was barely above spam. But did the other two get banned just for "sucking"? Now don't get the wrong idea. Sucking is not good. Some would consider it bad. But is sucking a bannable offense? I've probably made more posts containing objectionable content than they ever did. I'm just not sure if I like the direction the board seems to be heading at the moment, where we're lining up the posters we don't like for whatever reason and banning them, forcing them out, or what have you. What's next? A mod edits somebody's post, sticks in a picture of a dead fetus, then another one jumps in to ban the poster? All discussion of the incident is closed? "Sorry, but we have a zero-tolerance rule for this, and (insert name) just happened to violate it. Let's move on." This hard-on for banning that we seem to be enjoying is hopefully a short phase and we won't seriously pursue voting people out, or deciding who hasn't produced enough material. I don't think we should ban for sucking. I don't think we should run people out of town. All this talk from CWM about bannings and registration closings to make TSM a better place...I'm not 100% sold on it. Has Beau's banning increased the quality of the board? I'm not seeing it. Same good stuff, same crap. glennsoe's gone, what's the difference? Evidently other people still don't know what gets its own thread in WWE. I don't know. If Marney's really gone, I'm upset. I just hope this whole situation corrects itself in a few days and we're not so obsessed with the power to cast people out of our communities. Do we all individually need to get the Ban Complex out of our systems or something? Here's what we can do: find a neighbor, invite him into your foyer, chat for a second, yell "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!", push him out the door, and slam it in his face. Maybe this can act as some sort of catharsis, and we won't feel quite as inclined to call for somebody's head when they say something we don't like, or aren't saying quite enough. Just my two cents.

Urination is never a concern for me. I have a bladder the size of San Marino or something.

::chants to the fire alarm from RAW:: Erase! His! Face! Erase! His! Face! Erase! His! Face!

Did you try Utah? SP, as our religious guy here, you should be in agreement with me that they're not Christians. They're nice to people, live clean and industrious lives, and generally pretty respectable...in the case of Ken Jennings, smart as hell. But if you've read any of their theology, you'd know it can't be considered part of Christianity. God was once a man who ascended to his position, and this is something you or I can theoretically do? Secret handshakes? And what was that the Bible said about bewaring false prophets? You'd think a religious group with the creativity to devise stuff like "God will strike you down unless you wear a white unitard under your clothes" would be able to give more imaginative names to the streets of Salt Lake City than "300 South" or "4200 East."

Man, who didn't go to San Jose...

Letterman owns you and everything that you own.

I thought Mike Vernon did most of the goaltending for the Wings in 97 and 98, not Osgood.

But imagine the home field advantage if they engineer a system that causes the field to gently sway to simulate being on a boat! World Series in the bank! If anyone remembers the commercial from last October, I'd like to see the warning track replaced with a warning moat. He's going back, back, and ooh, into the moat! Whoops, the gator got him!

They just used the old Hardcore Holyl music for a Spike TV spot

Did they build the new Winnipeg Arena yet?

What's the over-under on Jericho wearing a Jets sweater?

Lita should just bang her belly on a turnbuckle

Oh now I get it. What a Jezebel!independent woman!