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Loch Ness is dead? I saw him like six years ago as Giant Haystacks. awww

Notice how much less commentary there is.

Harvey Whippleman!!!

It's the wrong time to say it buy Animal's daughter isn't bad

Lita has the weirdest stalkers. I bet that girl in the purple shirt was Yuna lol

You know I wouldn't not bang that Hot Topic-looking chick they just showed.

John Cena makes YJ Stinger COOL! I'm seriously buying it now, it was that awesome.

Put a drink on there, hm.

Okay they're using the LOD2000 theme. Should've sprung for Iron Man.

Or "A Tribute To Hawk...And What Turns Booker T On"

Here's the Hawk feature

What if the person reformed himself and the mods were none the wiser?

Holly brings ruthless aggression and intensity? The kind that'll leave you lying in a medical facility.

Sorry - do i start it again over there, or do one of the SUPER ADMINS~! wrench it loose and send it tumbling mercilessly end-over-end into the pit they call Wrestling Polls and Lists? Come to think of it, Regal's pretty good on the mic... Don't ask me. I just like doing that bit whenever somebody posts something that's borderline like this. In fact Bob hasn't even done it himself lately so the jokes has lost its value. And by the way it's Rock or Hogan

bob_barron You gamble with the devil... Group: Members Posts: 12379 Member No.: 39 Joined: 31-January 02 ---- This belongs in Wrestling Polls & Lists. ---- Davey Boy Smith- Rest In Peace. Hey Stan Hooper- can I have a minute with you?

Best. Post. This Week. Nah, I think the Thuganomics Holiday Saga that RRR and I wrote is better.

RRR, we've gotta put our posts together and get this whole thing posted on the site around Christmastime.

You're tellin' me

No it's not. It's clearly a matter of John Cena discovering the true meaning of Christmas. Anyway, let's pick up where we left off. Previously, on a Very Special Smackdown: *Cena pushes the man down again* Cena: Your lucky it’s Christmas, or else you’d be dead right now. *Cena takes one of the gifts walks off with a smirk on his face, leaving the boy and the man left to pick up the rest of the presents* now, continuing after the Smackdown rap is done with "O Tannenbaum" playing instead of the normal beats: *The boy and man struggle to pick up their gifts, but eventually gather them all and walk back home. As Cena is driving through the mean streets, he sees the two walking in the neighborhood.* Cena: What's this? Walking in this hood, you better leave. Or you won't live to see New Year's Eve. *It is then that Cena sees the man and his son walk into one of the run-down houses.* Cena: Aww, crap, I just messed with a poor guy. *That night, Cena is visited by a spirit. A fallen spirit he knew from long ago.* Cena: I know you! You're the UPN executive who pitched "Manhunt!" Exec: That is I. I come bearing great importance. Cena: I, I knew you screwed up, but I didn't know you were DEAD! Exec: When the boys at Viacom say "heads will roll," they mean it. You don't even wanna see what happened to the crew from "Shasta McNasty." Cena: Whoa whoa whoa. So I'm sittin' here chillin', and now you're illin', sayin' that I'm some sort of a villain? Exec: I bear great chains. "Chains Of Love," another failed reality show I am burdened with for all eternity, despite its short duration. You will be visited by three spirits tonight. They are your only hope, John. Cena: Aw man, UPN boy, this ploy is so wack. Go back to making shows about guys that are black! You think I've gotta be like Ebenezer Scrooge? Well then you can get on your knees and swallow my-- Exec: The time is now, John! The time is nooooooooooooow... *Cena is visited by a large jovial man who is grinning from ear to ear, eating and drinking like seven men.* Cena: What's up? You're Andre the Giant! Andre: Ah am ze ghost of wrestling Christmas passssssst. Ho-gawnnnnnn! Cena: Hogan? Andre: Sorry. We must go back to ze past now. (time warp) Andre: There are you are, working with your mentor, PN News. One day you swore you would make it to the big time and be a white rapping wrestler just like he did. Cena: Yeah! Yeah that was me! Good old PN News. He threw some wack Christmas parties. Mantaur always been crashin' 'em though. Andre: And now PN News is gone. Cena: He died? Andre: For all general intents and purposes....yes. Yes he did. Remember how you swore to him that you would keep it real, John? You haven't been. Cena: Well times change, big man, I hate to trouble you. But that guy was over in WCW! It don't matter. Andre: But PN News fell off too. Soon, his "yo baby yo" got much worse, and he paid the price! Learn from the past, John....LEARN FROM THE PAST!!! You will be visited by another spirit soon, John. *The Ghost disappears.* Cena: That's as intelligible as Andre the Giant has ever been. Whoa. *A second spirit enters. Trish Stratus comes in wearing a sheer white gown.* Trish: Oh John! Cena: Thank you Santa! Oh yeah! I'll stuff YOUR stocking, baby. Trish: I am the ghost of wrestling Christmas present. What you did to those people today was just not cool. Let's go over and see how they're doing. Cena: You wanna make me feel bad Trish, you're outta luck. I'm here in my bedroom so why don't we just-- Trish: Family programming, John. Cena: Whatev. *Trish transports Cena to the run-down bungalow in which the man and boy lived. They look in their window and see the mother laboring over the stew for tomorrow's meal. The children are fighting, gunshots can be heard down the street. The father is checking the gifts that he dropped when Cena pushed him down, and finds out almost all of them, especially a snow globe he bought for his wife, have been broken. Another Christmas gone, it seems.* Cena: Aw dammit! I can't believe this. If I had only known they were poor, I wouldn't have played it like that. How do I get outta this one, Trish? Trish: There's still going to be time, John. But I'm afraid my time here is done. I need to teach that Gayda bitch how to take a clothesline. Again. Merry Christmas, John! I wish you the best! *Trish exits.* Cena: Well according to formula there should be one more. *The Undertaker shows up in biker garb.* Cena: Deadman Inc.? I thought I was done with you. Taker: You know who I am. Cena: Aw come on man. You gotta operate! Be all ominous, all "I am the ghost of wrestling Christmas yet to come! Taker: ... Cena: Come on! Don't let me down! Taker: ...I ain't feelin' it. Cena: This sucks. And you're supposed to look like Death and everything. You of all people could've dragged out the throwbacks. Taker: I'm done with that phase. No. Cena: Well if you're gonna be such a crappy Reaper figure, give the position to one of the newly dead wrestlers. They'd scare me straight. Taker: I ain't givin' up my spot. Cena: Now I see it! If I don't do something to clean up, the future...is going to be the present! Thanks, spirit! Taker: You didn't shake my hand before this vision ended. Now I'm gonna make you pay. *UT shows Cena a scene of Cena's grave, as the rookies from Raw dance on it.* Cena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Cena wakes up. Realizing he must change, he buys a turkey dinner for the family he almost ruined Christmas for. To replace their gifts, he got them some mad crazy bling-bling, and some mad throwbacks. Billy, the son, got the rainbow-skyline Denver Nuggets jersey. Janie, the daughter, received the MPLS. Lakers. And Tiny Tazz, the injured youngster, got an old Philadelphia Flyers sweater. Tazz: Yay! Orange is my favorite color! Cena: Word life, Tazz! Tazz: Word life, Cena! WORD LIFE, EVERYONE! And that's how John Cena discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Nice! "Here Comes The Pain" needs to be tied into sodomy to make it humorous. Sorry,but like my mama always said, it just bees like that sometimes.

Best Tandem of the Planet vs. Boring SSP Guy and #1 Announcah Formerly Gay Italian vs. Consistently Fat Samoan More time is devoted in the Velocity preview for Smackdown than Velocity itself. Egads. This week's Confidential is about Hawk.

Remember that Rock vs. Rhyno match from the Invasion, where we thought somehow Rhyno would pull the upset and take the belt? That was cool. But yeah, to have somebody come out of absolutely nowhere and get the Raw belt would be cool. And it would have to be someone like Rob Conway, because as The Other Other La Resistance Guy, he's about as low in the pecking order as you can get before you start hitting the OVW guys in the dark matches.

"And that's how John Cena discovered the true meaning of Christmas." --A Very Special SmackDown

I hate coffee. I just go with pop or tea for my addiction. Speaking of that Matt, you should do something about that other addiction you mentioned.

I remember A Winner Is You!!! That was like 2nd behind All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Bring it back!