The Czech Republic

Is it possible that maybe the offensive line wasn't so hot today?

I won a Tiger handheld Little Mermaid and pack of Matt's chocolate chip cookies on Bozo in '94

I've remarked in the past that Golden State has actually gotten an amount of ESPN coverage disproportionate to their success and national fanbase. I think they want doubleheaders and with nothing better to show, stick a Warriors home game in the late spot. Mavericks have had no shortage of national games the last three years; I haven't been watching as much this year, though.

30-TEAM TRADE LET'S DO THIS SHIT WEEI has reported the following rumor: Boston will trade Manny to the Cubs for Mark Prior, Boston trades Prior to the White Sox for Contreras, Contreras will be traded to Tampa Bay for Aubrey Huff; Contreras will be dealt from Tampa to the Marlins for prospects. The Marlins subsequently send Contreras to the Braves for more prospects, which doesn't make sense. The Braves will trade Chipper Jones to the Mariners for Felix Rodriguez, who will be traded to the Mets for some white guy. The Mets will trade Cliff Floyd to the Dodgers for Nomar, Dodgers send Bill Mueller to the Angels for the Molina they didn't get rid of. Molina goes to the Padres for Giles, Giles is dealt to the A's for a so-called "hot prospect" that it will turn out has never even played baseball...looks like Beane got the better of the deal again. Giles is traded to the Yankees for cash to build a park that Al Davis can't fuck up. Yankees trade Damon to the Orioles for Kevin Millar, Orioles send Tejada to the Brewers for everyone they picked up so far this offseason. Brewers trade Sheets to the Giants; the Giants trade Sheets to the Cardinals for Ponson. okay someone else can do this, I'm going fucking nuts. Long story short I don't want to hear about the Red Sox until March.

does kkk know you called him a black guy

Not all teams are equal. Duh. You'd rather have Trail Blazers-Jazz than Mavericks-Spurs?

I'll do stuff, but it's not really crucial that I do, because I'm more comfortable with just conversations and all that, like the guy above just said. I'm not a hard-partying guy. Some people are really hung up on how busy they make themselves. These are usually the same types who make sure they cell-phone-photograph themselves in excess of a hundred times whenever they're out. You know, as if they need visual documentation to reaffirm that they did, in fact, goof around in a grocery store or whatever.

"Photograph," the Def Leppard song, is pretty badass.

God, Vegas would be a miserable place for a baseball team. Norfolk, Nashville, Memphis, or something. Not Vegas.

Nice interception by Urlacher.

Well get on that! It's the only way to know which mood she'll be in

Anaheim needs Gunner Stahl

Green pigs: the new symbol of the Republican Party

(Price Is Right losing horns)

WEEI said Manny will go to Milwaukee for Bill Hall and prospects and then they'll be sent to the Angels for Dallas McPherson and then he'll be traded to the Nationals for John Patterson and then they'll be traded back to Boston for Trot Nixon. I think.

"I got in a fight with my friends but they sent me home"

It's his old college on Long Island that closed. Yes, closed.

Part of me wants to get banned so I can sneak back in and watch everyone go "oh man, you have to ban Cubs Dude, it's that dastardly Czech Republic, I knows it!" I can always call a gimmick poster a cunt, that seems to get people banned

IPB Paradox Brevity

I mentioned that in my very first encounter with him.

It's funny because Fridge refers to FrigidSoul, and box refers to her vagina, and the combination of words refers to FrigidSoul laying claim to her vagina, in a sexual sense.

Let's wait until baseball starts before anything rash.

If you drop the whole "OKAY THIS BOARD IS NOT A DEMOCRACY MMKAY MY NAME IN RED MEANS I MAKE THE RULES WE DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS BORK BORK BORK" thing, and let us decide who should be the glorified janitors, then we can't piss and moan about it, because we chose them. And if the current mods are worth their salt, they'll be reelected. And, as stated previously, if we vote for mods, and they fail, we'll have no one to blame for it but ourselves. At this stage in the game, we ought to be accountable for our own management. There'd be far less resentment about mods doing their jobs if we put our faith in them, rather than when nikjohns dropped out of the sky and started threatening suspensions to people who had never seen the damn guy on the board before.

wildpegasus is a literate Banders Kennany.

Don't worry, CWM, it's not like anyone's going to put you in charge. Yeah Hoff said everything I said, and it makes sense. At this stage in the game, we ought to be accountable for our own management. There'd be far less resentment about mods doing their jobs if we put our faith in them, rather than when nikjohns dropped out of the sky and started threatening suspensions to people who had never seen the damn guy on the board before. As for CWM's threats about flooding the polls with aliases, I don't think that's really foolproof, since we'd be supplying lists of seven or eight and not just clicking a YES or NO poll button, so any curious voting patterns would be duly noted.