The Czech Republic

Fuck Univision. I'm a Telemundo man. I used to love their promos. They're wonderful. It's just this long stream of Spanish words, and it gets faster and faster, and louder and louder, culminating in the great climax, the climax that is yelling "TELEMUUUNDOOOO!" Las buenas novelas comencar a domingo y yo la tengo lamagistrallosaquimerostellamosescuelanochesamisquerosdelmorteseljuandelbarthalm aryTELEMUUUUNDOOO!

Shooting himself in the foot, how symbolic and shit

You can say that about college in general, though. Still, that doesn't give players carte blanche to fuck up.

Stern is probably going to "heavily encourage" Shinn to move back, even though as you said, the last few years of Hornets highlights always feature seas of empty seats. New Orleans is getting a real gift by getting their precious Saints back; moving both teams back is ridiculous. They're not going to be able to support the Hornets (nor did they ever really want to), so they belong in Oklahoma City, where they actually seem to be welcome. I thought they'd take a backseat to college basketball, but so far, they're certainly doing okay. Anyway, after this season, one of these cities is losing its team, and it would actually be a much bigger kick in the balls to Oklahoma City by now.

If it's on SUYFB I'll transcribe it momentarily

Edge coming down and playing around with an already worn-out Cena and then crushing him to win the title in a cheap fashion would get less heel heat? The fans would be out for blood. 1. It's Cena. 2. It's Edge.

Dimebag Darrell was just shot by some nutcase. It was an isolated incident. Having dueling factions trying to murder each other isn't really part of "rock culture" You goddamn idiot

What did I say?

Why would they do that? Face vs. heel to face vs. heel with less heat? That's ridonkulous.

King of the Nine Oh Nine.

Man, did I hear that song a lot in the summer and autumn of '99 or what. Jay-zus.

Len is better

"Them" refers to all the pot-smoking acoustic-fumbling middle-class USTUs of the world, of course.

A feature film about Bob Marley is a great idea, because we can get them all in one place and put an explosive in the theater.

Agreed. Stewart is one of the few entertainers that I find to be consistently good. It's like he says what we're all thinking!....in baffled facial expression form!

Play or not, it still sounds like No Quarter.

Speaking of Wrestlecrap, how do you think RD Reynolds feels about this one, especially seeing as his best friend committed suicide (I think)

I wasn't paying attention to this tangent; I thought it had to do with the Seminoles.

... what obvious reasons? Stewart and Seth are clones in terms of political views, most likely friends, and ripping on how stale Stewart with his whole Republican clip+baffled look act might hurt his feelings

Music folder?

Which, as some people seem to forget, are also part of aforementioned student body. Only nominally. Do you personally know every college football player in the nation? Do you keep track of their attendance, sexual lives, living conditions, and financial books to the letter? Shut the fuck up with this bullshit argument already. It's full of holes and has had virtually zero credibility since the 80s when the kind of crap you keep trying to make up last took place. You say on a regular basis that you don't respect college football anyway and seem to come into these threads just to deride the sport and jump right back out. If you're so fucking bitter about your peers who happen to be athletic, hit the gym and do something about it. There's plenty to pick apart in the college game without making up a bunch of bullshit because you happen to be loaded down with stereotypes, stereotypes which look like they've arisen because the smart kid can't stand the strong kid getting more attention. They got into college, they met the same standards every other student has to meet, and have to continue to do so or else they aren't allowed to play. Maybe you're just pissed that people with nothing can get an education thanks to their phyical merits and, while completely ignoring that they're getting an education in the first place, would rather bitch and moan about the all the riff-raff allowed into our learning institutions using the cover of sports. Of course there are true student-athletes, but you're nuts if you don't think there are people who have carte blanche within the school because they can throw a ball, or collide into people. Why are you bending over backwards to apologize for them?

Louisiana = pwned Yeah they're so not going back. Worst-kept secret of the NBA this year.

Yeah, what HAS Vick done? Seriously.

Okay, I'm hardly the most p.c. guy on the board, but having someone repeatedly try to kill himself on television week after week is some of the most ridiculously tasteless and offensive shit they've thought up yet.