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Bears 126, USC 3

Pokey Reese? aw. I wanted Florida's payroll in single-digit millions. Way to go

I fully realized the shittiness of Paul Maguire the other week when he bitched out Lovie Smith for benching Kyle Orton, then praised him for putting Grossman in right after Rex got like more yards in one pass than Kyle got in like the last five quarters. Then he just went back to blowing Vick, I think

I don't think either promotion is very good.

Let's all welcome the Fox network to TSM, everybody! Hey, Fox! btw David Cross might be the best one on AD, but I've been watching a lot of Mr. Show since I got it on Sunday. If you have season 1-2 on DVD, check out the episode where Senator Tankerbell is at the folk arts festival talking to David Cross's character who is playing with the wobbly-leg guy, and listen to the song he sings. Conceptual continuity. There's another one I caught somewhere, but I forgot.

By the way, since I know everyone was waiting for my opinion on HTQ, he's probably phase two of nikjohns in that he knows his shit, but his wisdom is negated by his total mishandling of the authority position. He can still do his thang without being a mod, because evidently his thang is bringing up intelligent and relevant discussion points (insofar as this can be done with World Wrestling Entertainment) and then calling people idiots and blocking himself from reading their posts when he disagrees with them, then talking about how dumb they are in his forum-hosted public diary. That said, since I pretty much only go in the WWE folder to make fun of people, I don't care if he's running the place or not. Just sayin' He probably has bad teeth, as well.

"Canzona No. 1" by Giovanni Gabrieli

Too bad the artists and albums suck

You will doors open? Oh, I meant like will, as a verb. I should have clarified. Or gone for a different joke answer.

Yeah, fuck Hemingway If wildpegasus suffers from depression, I don't want to have it again

On Mitch: my little AIM news window reports that Mitch Hedberg died of an OD. A report from the scientific journal Duh, indeed.

Should I have done "Everybody Wants Something" instead?

I thought that was the punky QB known as McMahon go bears

I dunno, radio comedy is pretty bad. At least Stern is now, and if O&A provide all that lowbrow Jim Norton-y shit that you and Rando regurgitate all the time, then they're not good either. And man, you have to pay for it, too. Listen to Air America. It's free, and hilarious (ly unprofessional)

I remember you, you like failed your driving test twice before you passed, and waffle between straight and lesbian. Don't yo go to college with that dude in the ugly shirt?

So that nobody can keep tabs on them.

THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

I do this, facetiously. It's as obnoxious as you'd expect. "doin it for the conference" is not punk rock EDIT: Okay, there's a six-hour double post.

I do this, facetiously. It's as obnoxious as you'd expect. "doin it for the conference" is not punk rock

Not to bring wrestling into a good folder like Sports, but it says a lot about WCW that we're sitting here saying defensive players don't make good football color men, and yet they had a defensive player even further out of his element as a wrestling color man. "And we're not discussing farm implements here."

Lowest-rated World Series in history. Al said a criterion was being able to sell books and movies. Sox couldn't even get people to watch the damn games.

Uh yeah, Lovie Smith's coaching dragged an 8-game winning streak out of Kyle Orton, and Chicago has allowed the fewest points in the league. The fuck did Belichick do? Not suck?

"90% of this game is half mental." bahaha Host: Jeannie Zelasko PBP: Joe Buck Color: Tim McCarver Field: Tony Siragusa I think most linebackers, defensive linemen, and other such monoliths should not be paid to say words into a microphone and describe things they see. To my untrained ear, every Tony Siragusa report just sounds like BUUUUUUUUH. DUUUUH. FUUUUUUH. BUH.

I was told by a high-ranked cable executive that the flowerpot in question bought 13 PPVs in 2004.