The Czech Republic

Meh. Im better off without INXS. EDIT: A post announcing a triumphiant return with insults? Seems Eddie Winslow, not Mike. There's more to it than that. Remember when I cracked the Eddie Winslow code?

Pity about your English teacher. The text book was written by my Astronomy teacher, who is one of the most respected authorities in Astronomy in the Midwest. Better? English is a joke in High school. Better? No. Don't capitalize astronomy, or high.

Ugh. Horrible. There's more where that came from! Where did I make that joke about "hidden indentity"?

Hey, I finally bought some Tom Waits. Swordfishtrombones and Rain Dogs. I drove through Johnsburg on the way home today, incidentally. There's nothing really there.

David Ortiz > girlfriend's birthday

ARE YOU FUCKING DAFT.

If only all the players were well-off white kids from stable families in quiet little suburbs. GO ARMY IN '48! So you think the system is perfect.

I need an adult

Okay, I can't keep up the charade any longer. I don't think Aeroplane . . . is as good as everyone says. Songwriting be damned, it sounds like it was all done on a single mic from Radio Shack, and the whole Elephant 6 thing of using saws and trumpets because they can gets tired.

Neck and neck. They're close, not swallowing each other.

Famous? I just hope they get to .500 EDIT: OH

You can't keep your gimmicks in check. Once I accidentally did a Sylvan Grenier post in English, and that was the end of that.

I don't mean by plane. He's just gonna flap his arms.

105. He'll fly to Cincinnati during halftime to get three hits on the Bengals and two on the Steelers. go pats

I like The Band; The Band is very good. That's really all I have to say about them. It's nothing that changed my life, but still good stuff.

All these perfect astronomy fagolas need to quit.

Anyone else but DoCock would've taken the hint to stop by the Name Change thread by now.

Dr Nigel Smith: "dayum"

Oh I'm just poking fun at the fact that rap folk don't act like normal humans

There's always going to be a part of me that resents the whole of college athletics because of every DeShawntoine Phelps and D'Awntwain Jones that gets free sex, a free education, carte blanche to do any sort of illegal shit they want because they didn't have a father and they need Coach to act as a surrogate daddy and unlock their potential, while there are actual deserving students who struggle to pay their tuition. That said, I do want to watch this Rose Bowl

Too hot for TSM.

b-b-b-but hooks

It's a good thing that Masked Man of Mystery supplied us with this helpful and informative account of David Lee Roth's new radio program.

I thought it was the Bringer Of Jollity.

I did that in high school, with football team in lieu of fraternity.