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I see the moderator~!

More like Japanese bitch-slapper if you ask me.

Okay, who was talking about the prime concept to get this guy back? Oh it was probably me....dammit

I heard Benoit lost his tooth the same way Tony Montana got his scar.

haha, fat chance of that happening! Thanks.

Well, if it ever happens, I think-uh we-uh all know-uh who-uh will be-uh doing-uh it-uh. WHHHo else? I also think there should be some omnicogniscent character who comes into the scene to make smark comments. This would really add an interesting dynamic to Raw. Example: (cut to Michaels walking down a city street. Out of nowhere, Triple H kicks Michaels through the front window of a local barber shop. Triple H walks away as Michaels lies bleeding. Enter God, who walks in front of the scene.) "Wow. There's something ironic about this, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh well." (exit God. Cue RAW opening theme)

Really? weird, man

Beethoven? YEAHHHH! Beethoven! That wacky pup. Now I've got it in my head that Cujo should host a talk show though.

I still maintain that Michaels's last moment on WWE television should be getting kicked through the window of a barber shop, but like a real one on a city street.

Change it to "Downhome, Rockin' The SmartMarks with over 7000 posts. 8000, counting the mezzanine."

A look into the psychological dynamics of the mandible -clawing nice day-having Mankind. This is a phenomenon my friends and I discovered in 1996-1997, and I'm now bringing this up after all these years because it has recently occured. When we were little, we would have Royal Rumbles and Kings of The Ring, and all those matches. We would even go so far as to write things out. We were prepared. But one thing that stood out for the three of us was that as we were writing names of our favorite WWF Superstars, one would always seem to get misspelled every single time. Whenever we wanted to write "Mankind," it would invariably come out as "Manking." What could this mean? Is this subliminal? Do we all believe that man is king? Is it doubt that man is kind? Do we really really really like Mick Foley? What gives? Seriously, try this sometime. If you're not consciously thinking "I WILL WRITE THE WORD MANKIND ON THIS PAPER," I think you very well could write Manking.

Oh you just don't like me because I wished you were still banned. What the hell kind of a reason is that to hate a guy? I don't hate you, but you are a dumbass. Truth be told, I'd rather you hate me than think I'm a dumbass. I hate you. That cool new "Slovakia" dude has shown me the light! Oh that's just what we need.

That's because by and large Anvil was useless. At least Jannety, Road Dogg and to a lesser extent Jeff could wrestle. Neidhart was a better wrestler than the ROAD DOGG.

Billy Gunn succeeded as a singles? Well I guess comparatively.

How old were you? I would've been going into third grade at the time, and if I watched WWF, would've marked, because I loved playing Street Fighter II and having mirror matches so that Ryu fought Ryu and one was EVIL! By the way The Hudsucker Proxy is great

Are you talking about Bobby Heenan?? Otherwise I can't figure out who you're talking about.

73) isn't Bret The Hitman Hart

Oh you just don't like me because I wished you were still banned. What the hell kind of a reason is that to hate a guy? I don't hate you, but you are a dumbass. Truth be told, I'd rather you hate me than think I'm a dumbass.

You realize that while Vince was busy with the steroid trial, some of the worst WrestleCrap in all of history was produced, right? HELLO, UNDERTAKER VS UNDERTAKER. He wasn't so busy that he couldn't provide play-by-play for the crap: "A green smoke seems to be escaping the urn, and with it, the Undertaker's source of power."

::punch bowl::

BENJAMIN Franklin was a member, and Masons build HAASES... the plot thickens!

Maybe it's just me, but there's a really dirty joke waiting to be made right there... while Stephanie is jerking Brock. Here comes the pain!

Don't forget Akeem, The African Dream.

I'm just letting you know man, don't cut your nose off to spite your face. You owe it to yourself as a wrestling fan to watch the Flair/Steamboat matches. Hey, nerd. Everybody knows the phrase is "don't cut your nose off despite your face." Hey asshole, go fuck yourself. You're wrong. http://www.bartleby.com/59/3/dontcutoffyo.html http://www.clichesite.com/content.asp?which=tip+2309 DTS, Slapnuts, DTS.

I heard he stands around streetcorners with a "Will Wrestle You For Food" sign, not unlike the guy in the video for "Right Now" by Van Halen. Maybe that is him. I don't know. But at any rate, we'd better call Jannetty and dust off that Undertaker costume, given recent events.