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STILL got 29 ticks baby... Holcomb really botched that. Well Cleveland still won so n'yah

Why didn't I pick games for this week, I would've chosen the Colts and the Browns. This sucks because I'll jump in next week and suck.

Browns win it, baby

Browns have 39 seconds to get a touchdown. Cardiac Kids 2!

comedy gold, people. this stuff writes itself. Something writing itself would probably have better grammar than Johnson writing. P.S.: In the process of writing this, I caught myself writing "grammer" and "righting." I suck.

Dr.Tom is The Upright Man's dose of lithium.

Statistics show that the average human has one testicle and one ovary.

Blow that picture up and mount it on a poster and take it to Raw.

There you have it: a returning Batista hits HHH with a chair to DQ Goldberg, then on Raw HHH says "it was a swerve all along, I'm a genius-uh" and then Austin reinstates Goldberg so nothing really changes. I also predict *** - ***3/4, but in the sense of an equation and not a range, thus equalling -1/4* for the match.

Bah, if they were really a smart crowd they'd get up and leave. Where in NY is this Knickerbocker Arena? Is it still around?

Reggie Benjamin = Shelton's brother, who also resembles Shaniqua. Basically they just sing about being mistaken for women and men, whichever applies.

Corey how do you feel about Dokken?

I saw that movie in theatres. Imagine a movie theatre with 200 people in it watching a comedy and nobody laughing, not even chuckling or smirks. The same thing happened at Mousetrap which I don't think Nathan Lane should be ashamed of since his film career isn't that good to begin with. 200? When I saw it there were only eight.

Right--native-born Asian Americans seem to have no problem. If fact, they seem to enunciate better than most of us.

I think a guy whose posting account is randomly commandeered by his crazy roommate, resulting in some schizophrenic poster who doesn't even know what he's saying....or does he??....is the best gimmick yet.

I'm going to laugh so hard if Triple H still wins.

I don't believe that crap. Both the 3MWs had to be related. I bet if I saw some Samoan walkin' down the street and I said "hey there, Samoan, how's yer Uncle Rikishi doin'? well I'd have a 50% chance of being accurate, and about a 100% chance of getting punched in the face.

I think a good metal band is Dokken.

Way to go Choken, I thought CoreyLazurus was going to be the first person to jump on him with the Shadows Fall stuff. You ruined my self-wager!

I think they really need to stop burying Van Dam and just give into the wants of the people. They'll find themselves being more successful if they choose to get behind RVD and agressively market him to the public. And Sid shit his pants.

Rob Van Dam is in last and Sylvan Grenier is in first. Funny HHHow these things happen. What an age we live in! Seriously, that's more PPV losses than HHH and Michaels, understandable. But he's also lost more than Steiner, Test, Batista, Nash, and "John Hennigan." When you're losing more often than the Easter Bunny, you gotta wonder.

Oakland vs. Seattle was big. Especially during the 80's. But wouldn't it have been Los Angeles and Seattle? Tangent question: When they showed the scores with the city abbreviations, like CHI or SEA or BAL or what have you, how did they write it out for the Rams and Raiders? You've got NYJ and NYG for the Jets and Giants, but you can't do LAR and LAR because that's obvious. LAA and LAN for AFC's Raiders and NFC's Rams? I didn't watch much football when L.A. had teams.

What would've been a really awesome Street Fighter II would've been if when they made Super, they used the Alpha deal of having each of the 16 have their own unique path through the opponents and have Akuma as a non-playable boss. Bison is lame. Also: un-Soviet the Zangief stage.

I'm collecting tidbits and such for my "hockeconomics" essay, and on the matter of teams in the 90s losing revenue and having to move due to their venue, I have a question. By 1992, the Target Center was built...why didn't they move from Bloomington to Minneapolis and take advantage of a new facility with more luxury boxes and seats? Was it a matter of not having the capital to rent out the building, or did the T-Wolves sign an exclusivity agreement, or what? Just a little red flag that went up as I was looking at some stuff on venues in the Twin Cities.

Hey, do you guys like my new whole general motif? I felt it was time to retire Thomas and Lethal Word Guy.