The Czech Republic

I'm on TV!

Hey Andrew, don't diss Spike: analysts said that it sounds hip, irreverent, and not afraid to be masculine. It's gotta be good!

Can't wait to see me!

And then you get Nowinski getting heat for having initial training...hm

Crap, Atlanta's up 3-2

"as Rodney Mack hid behind the paneling, Goldberg was none the wiser"

Had I known I had those seats I'd have brought my old GET THE STEPH OUT sign I didn't get a chance to use because I was on the opposite side last time. On that note, they're fricking huge in person.

So I scored some hott tixx for Tuesday night, and I tohught they'd be on the side by the aisle, but NO! Fourth row facing the main camera! I'm all over the show. I'm an idiot in an ornage hooded sweatshirt jumping up and down like a little kid. When Cena was out I had my hood up, throwin up gang signs. I bowed for Tajiri, yelled "WE WANT ULTIMO DRAGON!" when Kidman came out to dead silence, and took part in the "Brock Ain't Shit" chant. It was great, a great show. People around me also punched me in the head occasionally. So there I was.

But the MSG shows always have the same small-scale staging...

HAHAHAHA! Okay, you and Nanks, I pointed that out like, what, days ago?

And get Terri back as Alexandra York. She's doing squat right now... Damn that'd actually be entertaining. "Garrison Cade, according to my computer, you will be sodomized for eight minutes and twenty-seven seconds."

I usually like Dave Matthews but I hate people who worship the guy as the be-all end-all of music. These same people often like Radiohead as well. But maybe I'll give this album a shot.

Myth: Stealing cable is wrong. Fact: Cable companies are large, faceless corporations, so that makes it okay.

You'd think God could make better predictions

Yeah, but the Cubs would have to have beatne the Braves and Giants or Marlins en route. Likewise, the Red Sox would've passed the A's and Yankees/Twins. So it would mean something. Geez Choken we already decided you're unqualified to talk about hockey, going for all four here or what?

I wanted to re-introduce either x killer gon hit em up or mr. x the spooky secret agent man whichever always said "pleAsE g00d sirZ!"

Are the Texans about to win a second game?

(spit-take)

Dogfighting is more of a sport than NASCAR racing

Oh here's a prediction: LeBron will disappoint.

Well done. Way to show that stingy bastard.

We need a Bill Wirtz picture to shoot at, seriously. That dude fucked up his team more than all the owners combined. "We're thinking about trading Jeremy Roenick, Mr. Wirtz." "Whatever"

Colorado is nothing like the Red Sox. Stay out of the hockey threads, Choken, you said you don't even like it anyway.

Sorry, Fonzie, you're not cool enough for my clubhouse. TCR = Grand Mason Of The Club

And Stephanie wobbles, but she won't fall down