As it was revealed in the Smackdown thread, I've developed some rather shaggy hair as a result of evading the hair-cutting place for five months. I heard it all.
"Oh my God. You look horrendous."
"Nice hair, loser"
"Get a haircut, hippie!"
"Damn TCR is ugly"
Well I've had it! It got worse today. Everywhere I turn, references to bad hair.
I turn on the TV first thing in the morning and see a promo for The Mullets. As if that wasn't bad enough on its own, I realized what a sordid road I'm on. That could be me!
Next commercial? Why, the Visa commercial with notorious clean-cut hair fiend, George Steinbrenner!
So I'm bored and I page through an English book. Inevitably, I randomly turn to the tale of Samson and Delilah.
There was more but I'm sick of typing. Obviously, a message has been sent to me. Cut your freaking hair, because you're ugly. So I will do that soon and hope that I can get myself on the right track and stop being so hideous.