justsoyouknow

You started this "ghey thread", you tease, you.

THE ARISTOCRATS.

No, at least put forth an effort. This can't just be a one-sided battle. We've already annihilated Team Frigid, we've massacred Team Malibu, and you're the only remaining "challenge". Represent, bitches.

Team Kotz: We can employ ploys, too.

There's the possibility of an entire subterranean species, sewer-dwellers, if you will, that contain Kingofthe909's DNA. I'd be terrified if I was a sanitation worker.

Body heat. Besides, IDRM told us it'd be fun.

Every time you ejaculate, millions of sperm are released. I'm guessing you don't get laid all that often, so all of that sperm is getting shot into a towel. Or a sock. Baby killer. You don't even give the boys a chance to swim.

I didn't ask you what your IQ equivalent was, I told you to take a sex-ed class.

The true colors of the friendship are revealed after less than 24 hours. You've got a home here, Slayer. You've got a home.

Or, in your case, we want to be like Superstar...then we want to be like Angle-Plex...then we want to be like IDRM...then we want to be like CWM...then we want to be like Banky...

I was picking on FrigidSoul for having an unhealthy obsession with CanadianChick. But the fact that you thought I was talking about you speaks volumes, pedophile.

No offense, Paragon! When I say "minorities", I mean people that watch MTV. My bad.

Take a sex-ed class before you try reproducing. It'll be best for the world.

Normally Gang Wars imply that you fight with other gangs, boys.

Popick's meat missle tucked away in his speedo makes me excited...excited at the possibility to be so close to him, to be granted access to his private photograph collectioin, to get to know the REAL Popick. But then I realize that it's just FrigidSoul trying to be Superstar, which causes me to scratch myself and make a sandwhich.

This is a shame. We have decent gangwars raging all across the forum, and THIS is the best you can come up with? Mike pulling his usual ego-stroking and Shadow Sovereign owning him at every turn? This is sad, kids. But then again, there's a reason that Mike is on Team Chokensault. Because he's chokin'...on salt....because cum is salty. Bitch.

Perhaps you could, at length, tell us how beautiful Candian Chick is? Then you could tell us all how to violate her orifices. That would help Team Chokensault out a lot.

I'm sorry, but apparently you missed the campaign advertisement that clearly stated that you like BUTT sex. It also pointed out that you had a homosexual crush on JAxl, and, surprise, surprise, you drafted him.

You Got Juiced! The only thing that could possibly make this movie any good would be an OJ cameo.

Exactly my point. It's nothing other than the usual Rudo "look at my fantasy booking" post, but for some reason, it's now a Classic. The only logical answer is that the mods are trying to make up for hurting his feelings.

Well, I saw this at Arizona Mills, which, for those of you that aren't in Arizona, is in the middle of the ghetto. The theatre was packed full of minorities, who spent the majority of the team shouting things at the screen, singing along to the songs, and going "OHHHHHH!". I'm assuming that the minorites of the world LOVED You Got Served, and are demanding a sequel.

I post in jest.

So this whole thing was a ploy to get Fooster? My god, it's genius. I can't believe we all fell for it. The unbridled genius that went into planning and executing this absolutely sterling ploy makes my mind explode, as it is clearly so high-concept that my simple mind cannot fully grasp it in its entirety. Genius, Frigid Soul....genius.

Other than Rudo's usual masturbatory posting habits, I saw nothing that was "fun".

Why in the name of God is that thread in Classics? Is this your way of placating Rudo after insulting his honor and moving his other thread? Read the very last post in this so-called "Classic" thread. It's nik saying, "Agh - No More" and banishing it to....Classics. Tell me exactly how this makes sense to you, oh omnipotent moderating staff.