justsoyouknow

I love you, Agent.

Whoosh. Paid for by Friends of Kotzenjunge

Getting you to say "Whoosh" was all a ploy. Everyone knows that "Whoosh" is copyrighted by Kotzenjunge, and, therefore, intellectual property of Team Kotz. I'm actually surpised that you bought into it. No, wait, it was a ploy. No, wait, I'm surprised. ...No, it was a ploy.

Round 1 Match-ups: 2001: A Space Odyssey Fight Club The African Queen Key Largo Bride Of Frankenstein 0The Usual Suspects The Third Man Vertigo A Clockwork Orange Raging Bull Once Upon A Time in America Reservoir Dogs Rear Window Se7en On The Waterfront Rocky Adaption Dr. Strangelove The Ten Commandments Duck Soup Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Midnight Express Scarface Night Of The Hunter Amadeus Das Boot Jaws The Killer the Godfather Memento Greed Goodfellas Taxi Driver Gone With The Wind American Beauty Blade Runner The Quiet Man The Searchers To Kill A Mockingbird Heat Apocalypse Now LA Confidential Leon Lord of The Rings: Return of the King Breakfast At Tiffany's It's a Wonderful Life Ben Hur Citizen Kane American History X An American in Paris The Deer Hunter The Shawshank Redemption Casablanca A Face in the Crowd Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back The Manchurian Candidate Forrest Gump Cool Hand Luke Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence Life Is Beautiful Chinatown Full Metal Jacket The Godfather Part II

Thank you, David. You're a god amongst men. Or is that Tim Moysey....? The funny thing about this kid is that he can't keep his story straight. First he calls me overrated, then says that I'm a tool for judging people based on their message boarding. Then he says that he's shocked he got picked so early, then claims it was all a ploy. Then, to top it all off, he goes back on his stance on judging people on their text skills and says that I haven't contributed anything. Bewildering, indeed. And don't put Kardo on Anglesault's team. I like him, too. You're not understanding anything. If you actually understood how I operate, or how I am in real life, fuck, if you talked to me outside of the board, you'd realize that I don't take anything on here seriously. But if you want to sit here and continue this petty argument about how I helped you get drafted at a higher number, I'm game. Lord knows I need the last word with some random kid. So stop pretending that you're winning and just thank me for getting you recognition. Oh, I get it, it was all in jest. Bust out the "WHOOSH", then. Do something that'll entertain me. Please, for the love of God, start entertaining me. Because, honestly, if I wanted your lip, I'd jiggle my zipper.

Oh I know, I was shocked when I saw that. I went before a lot more big names. That just gives me even more credit for picking the right fight at the right time. I like how you admit to being shocked, then you claim it was a ploy. When you make up your mind, you cum-guzzling gutterslut, let me know.

The phrase you're looking for is "Extreme Fireball."

I like Shadow a good deal. Make it TWO Mercedes.

Outstanding. There's nothing else that really catches my eye.

Shadow Sovereign will get picked based on his own merit. You know, the fact that he's entertaining and memorable? You, on the other hand, needed as much help as you could get. I'm glad I could help you. I've done my good deed for the day.

Personally, I see it in reverse. Mo1KM hsa never really been horribly offensive to me, and if anything, it's humorous. Choken, on the other hand, makes me see red with every single post, where he points out the painfully obvious, or blatantly trolls, or posts for no discernable reason.

You do realize that you were the one that initially said I was overrated, thereby starting the whole "board talent" argument, correct? The rest of your argument is nullified.

You should talk to Malibu about that. Picking someone with little to no talent is right up his alley. Coming from a man who could only define less than no talent himself. *clap, clap* You impress me more and more with each passing page, JustSoYouKnow. Keep it coming, I'm sure someone will actually take you seriously eventually. Whoah, you actually picked up on that. I'm shocked. The only reason you got picked was because I gave you attention. Keep reaching for the stars, kid.

You should talk to Malibu about that. Picking someone with little to no talent is right up his alley.

Just be glad he didn't take my suggestion. You would have cried.

I hereby remove my endorsement for JAxl on Team Kotz.

Way to mooch my heat.

This means war, Chris.

I think you have 'noone' confused with yourself. That's okay because you are practically noone to be talking that way to begin with. Deal with it. You think your board status is really that relevant? Pfft. You're the one claiming that people are "overrated" based on their contributions of text, then you mock my "status"? You're absolutely right. I'm torn to bits over the fact that some poster that I've never heard of before thinks I'm overrated. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. This draft is based around politics. You deal with it.

Good picks all-around. FrigidSoul seems to be taking a very predictable draft strategy, as is Zack. Team Kotz's draft room is abuzz with activity. Stay tuned to find out what we do next.

And you're upset because no one likes you.

Do you do anything other than bitch? Do you do anything, period? Son, if I was looking for comeback, I'd wipe your chin. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you're just pissed because no one knows who the fuck you are.

Do you do anything other than bitch?

I know you ain't talking 'bout me.

Dissention? Why would there possibly be dissent? EDIT: Maliboo takes Banky in a shocking move. How will Banky react to playing second-fiddle to both a Saved By the Bell freak and an underaged catholic school girl? Tune in to find out.