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At least when I made a thread to discuss banning MoleSlayer, I got him to stay out of NHB.

Not only did he realize what he'd have to leave behind, he realized what he'd be stuck with for all eternity. An eternity of watching his loved ones die, making new friends, repeating the cycle played in his mind, as well as the possibility of being doomed to an eternity of perpetual heartache. He couldn't handle that, so he walked across his room to a nightstand, opened a drawer, and...

Ryan Adams - When the Stars Go Blue Ryan Adams - Amy And I know I'm going to be crucified for this one, but Britney Spears new song ("Everytime", I think) is outstanding.

Anyone have any good stories about nights of drinking? I've got quite a few tucked under my belt, but I'll start out with a couple easy ones. Last summer I was at a party and there were some football players there that had graduated that year. I was still a junior, but I was friends with one of them, so I talked to him a little bit that night. These kids are all big roid-monkey motherfuckers who go out drinking every night and always brag about how much they can drink, because apparently they're beer historians. Long story short, I walk into the party with a 750 of 100 proof vodka and proceed to drink. My girlfriend is bitching because she doesn't have a chaser, so I walk inside and ask my friend if he has anything to chase the vodka with. He says I can chase it with his beer if I'll let him drink some of the vodka, so I agree. He takes a little baby sip and looks like he's about to puke, then hands it back to me. I began to guzzle the damn thing, then hand it off to the wife, who takes a little baby sip and hands it back to me. I hand it to another roid-monkey, who takes a baby sip and looks like he's about to puke, then he hands it off to yet another roid monkey. It turned out that me and three steroid-abusing, sloping forehead football players that brag about their drinking abilities get into a drinking contest. And I, being 6'2", 155 lbs, outdrank them all. I tipped the bottle back and was drinking from it, and some kid in the corner punches one of the jocks in the chest and starts screaming, "THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT! IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING PARTY, YOU GOTTA FUCKING PARTY!" The football players were all shamed, and when the next year rolled around, I had a reputation around school for being able to drink jocks under the table. Go me. Another good one was a few months ago. I was drinking at my friends house when we decided to go on the roof. I looked a couple houses over and I see they're having a party, with about five guys standing in a circle with smoke coming up every now and then. I yell out, "CHRONIC?!?!?", since I'd already drank a good deal, and one of them turns and yells for me to come over. I climb off the roof and walk through the alley and one of them lets me in through the back gate. Turns out that they went to school with my friend who graduated three years above me, so they were all friends. They asked me when I graduated, and I said that I hadn't yet, so then it was decided that I had to do a kegstand. I'd never done one before, but I was already drunk, so I figured what the fuck. I only went about 10 seconds, but as I was drinking, the guys were all like, "...this motherfucker can drink." After I went, another guy went that was a few years older and he only lasted three seconds. Weak stories, I know, but I'm saving the good ones. Share your best drinking stories, be they hilarious, badass, horrible, or downright frightening.

Maybe you should start a poll about getting BBCW banned. We all know how well the last poll worked out.

Maybe you should start a poll.

So now we just need to figure out what caused the death of Nu Metal and then we apply the same tactics to Nu Cadenza. Would it be the rise of shitty pop-punk or the explosion of hip-hop? Because if it's shitty pop-punk, then we're going to have to have someone start acting all hardcore despite the fact that we all know it's an image. But (IB) who (IB) could (IB) we (IB) get (IB) to (IB) pretend (IB) to (IB) be (IB) hardcore?

I knew I forgot an option.

I'm glad someone finally got around to asking it. I used to drink Tequila religiously, until one night I decided to chase shots of Tequila with Shots of Vodka. After about 7 of each, I went blind. Or maybe I just passed out. I forget.

But Kotz is the gay one?

Why?

And Booker didn't get "owned" in any sense of the word. Cena gave an incredibly boring, incredibly tedious promo that didn't even elicit so much as a laugh from the audience.

OH, JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK THIS IS FLUFF? IF HE WAS WHITE, THIS WOULD BE PINNED! </Ripper>

Discuss.

Now that's just uncalled for.

Less is often more, Mike. You should consider that.

The most frightening website on the internet...

I will admit, I caught their video for "Anthem of Our Dying Day", and the shit their bassist was doing was pretty damn cool.

Two hits..."Until the Day I Die" and "Anthem of Our Dying Day".... Both song suck equally, but it's hard not to listen to them when the fratboy in the next cube listens to "Independent Radio" all day long.

He realized what he had to do. No longer could he turn a deaf ear to the problems of the masses, no longer could he continue to be blind to the plight of others. He rose from his bed and...

We can work this out, I swear. We just need to sit and talk things out. Baby, give me just one more chance.

I enjoy your gimmick.

Bob Dylan - "One More Cup of Coffee". I absolutely cannot stand this song. I'm actually to the point where I prefer the White Stripes' cover to the original. Are we talking strictly lyrics or vocals here?

Arizona is the number two spot for skin cancer in the world. It's 106 outside right now, too. Summer should be a bitch when it finally gets hot.